So...yeah. This randomly came to me one day. R&R

(D:) Kishi-sama owns these charas.

Sakura sat silently on the floor in her living room. Well, it wasn't necessarily her living room anymore, because this wasn't necessarily her house anymore. Now she shared it with Naruto and Sasuke.

Sasuke had gotten back about a month ago and put under the watch of Naruto and Sakura.

So Sakura sat silently in the living room on the floor while Sasuke was reading something in a chair in front of her. Sakura was bored. There wasn't much to do but to stare at Sasuke. Which wasn't very fun, she concluded, but did it anyway. And of course Sasuke could tell she was staring; it had been going on for about half an hour now. Finally, he looked up from his reading material and asked,

"What?"

Sakura continued to stare, however she had a distant look in her eyes. When she finally opened her mouth, a strange thing came out of it. "You're on a trip to China. As you walk about, a merchant guy asks you what you would like to buy to eat. Do you choose cat, or bull penis?"

Sasuke blankly stared at the strange girl. What the heck was she talking about? This made for a very strange conversation, he decided, but answered, "Cat?"

"So you eat the cat. Now the merchant would like to sell you either peacock, or some endangered species. Which do you try?"

"Sakura, why are you asking these questions?"

"Which do you try?"

"..." he glared at her.

"Come on! It's like a choose your own adventure! It's fun!"

"Fine. The peacock."

"You decided to eat the peacock. However, that particular peacock had been sitting out, dead, for a while now, and had gone spoiled, so you got sick. The merchant is extremely sorry, and offers you an herbal medicine. Do you use it or walk to the hospital?"

"Hospital."

"You're on your way to the hospital, clutching your aching stomach, when a bunch of gangsters come out of nowhere. You're in their territory. You're too weak to fight, so they beat you up really bad and eventually you died. The end. Would you like to try again?"

"I...died?" he asked, confused. The hospital seemed like the logical way to go.

"Yes. You died. Try again?"

Sasuke thought about it. This was extremely retarded, but it was like a game, and he didn't like losing, so he'd try to win it.

"Aa."

"Cat or bull penis?"

"Cat."

"Peacock or endangered species?"

"Endangered species."

"So you ate the endangered species, but unknown to you, there was some authority figure man hiding in the shadows. That particular species was now fully extinct, and you ate the last one. You're under arrest and so is the merchant. The end. Try again?"

Sasuke sighed, but then nodded.

"Cat or-"

"Cat, peacock, medicine."

"You take the medicine that he gave you and eventually you felt better. You decide you had enough of China. You board your ship that's headed to Konoha. Later that night, you're on one of the decks when you hear a little boy in the water. He's drowning. Do you go to save him, or do you not, since there are people closer. One of them can save him."

"Let someone else do it."

Sakura gave Sasuke a look of disbelief, but continued on. "You go to sleep, and in your dream karma kicks in, and the Grim Reaper kills you. And you die for real. The end."

"Seriously?"

"Seriously."

He rolled his eyes and shook his head. "Cat, peacock, medicine, save the kid."

"So you saved the little boy and you're a hero. Yay. His mother is extremely extremely grateful (and single) and wants to repay you. Do you go on a date thing with her, or do you decline?"

"Date?"

Sakura looked smug, but continued, "So you follow her back to her room and you both have a few drinks. Just then, her ex-husband comes in and argues with the woman and kills her and kills you. The end."

Sasuke raised his eyebrow. "Sakura..."

"Yes?"

He laughed quietly and shook his head. "Never mind. Cat,peacock, medicine, save the kid, decline."

"The woman isn't very happy, but understands. You're a busy man. So you finally arrive back home, and Naruto and I are waiting for you. Naruto wants you to go with him for ramen, but I want you to go to the movies with me. Where do you go?"

"With you," he said.

Sakura smiled. "So we watched the movie and everything was cool but then you said something that I really didn't like so I punched you, but I guess I punched you too hard 'cause I killed you. The end."

Sasuke laughed. "It really seemed like the logical choice since this is your story and all."

"Heh heh heh..."

"Right...Cat, peacock, medicine, save the kid, decline, go with Naruto."

"So you and Naruto ate ramen. And it was yummy. The end."

"That's really it, huh?"

"Yup! Did you like it? It was fun, wasn't it?" Sakura smiled big.

"It was...alright. It lacked though."

"Could've been longer?"

"Aa."

"Yeah I agree." They sat in silence again. Sasuke read his paper, and Sakura stared at him. There wasn't much else to do anyway.