One day in a small town just like this one but different, there lived
a little squirrel. This was no ordinary squirrel this squirrel was
psychic and can fly. Many of the other animals that were homeless
living in this town looked up to the psychic flying squirrel for he
was known for his good deeds. One day a dumb cat was stuck on the
tallest roof at the top of the tallest building all the way on top of
the statue at the tallest top high area in the whole town. The cat was
stuck and had no way down. Many attempts to rescue the cat were made
but each time a animal attempted to save him it ended in tragedy. 9
other animals were killed in the process of the rescue for this lost
cat. The cat was so frightened that it screamed and cried for hours.
The mayor of the animals of this town was upset at this incident and
demanded that every thing they could do to save the lost cat would be
done. Mister psychic flying squirrel was sitting at home when suddenly
he knew the phone would ring and quickly picked it up. He softly told
the mayor "I knew you were calling", the mayor quickly cleared his
throat and began explaining the story of the endangered cat. The
squirrel knew already what was happening because of his super power
psychic ability, but decided it was best if he didn't interrupt the
mayor. After the mayor was finished speaking Mister flying psychic
squirrel dude quickly ran outside and began flying towards the small
city. It did not take long to reach the frightened cat. "I am here to
rescue you mister lost cat, quickly jump onto my back and I will help
you down". The cat jumped onto the squirrels back and held on tight.
The squirrel flew down to the ground where every one was waiting to
see this amazing rescue. As soon as the squirrel touched the ground he
felt sharp pains in his back. The cat had sunk his claws into the
flying squirrel and began pushing all his weight into the squirrel.
The squirrel suddenly had a psychic flash dream thingy in third person
were he could see the cat eating him to death. The squirrel quickly
began running as fast as he could up a tree attempting to lose this
cat but it was no use the cat was stuck on the back of the squirrel
and no matter what the squirrel did he was not going to lose the cat
unless the cat lets go. Suddenly he had a idea, what if I can trick
the cat into letting me go. He began to quickly brainstorm of a way
out of the cats grasp. He then asked the cat if he could please have a
last wish. The cat thought about it for a minute and then asked what
the squirrel what he had in mind. The squirrel asked the cat if he
could have a walnut to eat so he could die happy. The cat then refused
and ate the little dumb squirrel. Moral of the story is cats are
cooler and little tweaking rabid squirrels suck.