Yet another parody.
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Nazgul Bells, Nazgul Bells,
Screech all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-fell-beast open sleigh.
(Repeat chorus)
Dashing through the snow
In a one-fell-beast open sleigh,
O'er Mordor we go,
Laughing all the way;
Bells on spines ring,
making Mordor bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing
A fell beast song tonight
Oh, Nazgul bells, Nazgul bells,
Screech all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-fell-beast open sleigh
(Repeat chorus)
A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
And soon Miss Nazgul Two
Was seated by my side;
The beast was lean and lank;
Misfortune seemed his lot;
He got into a Mt. Doom bank,
And we, we got up sot.
Oh, Nazgul Bells, Nazgul Bells,
Screech all the way!
What fun it is to ride
In a one-fell-beast open sleigh.
(Repeat chorus)
A day or two ago,
the story I must tell
I went out on the snow
And on my back I fell;
A gent was riding by
In a one-fell-beast open sleigh,
He laughed as I
There sprawling lie,
But quickly flew away.
Nazgul Bells, Nazgul Bells,
Screech all the way!
What fun it is to ride
In a one-fell-beast open sleigh.
(Repeat chorus)
Now the ground is black,
Go it while you're young,
Take the orcs tonight
And sing this fell beast song;
Just get a spine-tailed nag
two-forty for his speed
Fly him all through Middle-Earth,
And crack! you'll take the lead.
Oh, Nazgul Bells, Nazgul Bells,
Screech all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-fell-beast open sleigh.
Nazgul bells, Nazgul bells,
Screech all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one-fell-beast open sleigh
The End.
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