Colours
Disclaimer: don't you get sick of this? D:
Dedicated to a friend. She liked Koko the best :D (hope she reads this :/)
After a lot of consideration, and the consultation of many books (eg: Twilight) and manga (eg: Naruto), Koko figured that Natsume wasn't human, not that he hadn't thought so before. Natsume was probably a hungry vamp out to suck Mikan's blood or a ninja. But seeing is believing, so Koko the Great went to find out the truth.
He walked over to Natsume's table, where Natsume was doing what Natsumes always did, read manga. His best friend was next to him, petting that cute little bunny.
He could practically hear the "What is he doing here?" from inside Natsume's head, probably expecting Mikan or something.
Koko, being Koko, went straight to the point.
"Are you a vampire?"
Natsume gave him that 'You're a psycho so leave me alone' glare. Wait, that was just Koko reading his thoughts as he glared. Fail.
He took it as a no.
"Are you a ninja?"
Hurry up and go away!
The thought pierces Koko's brain a bit, but he's used to it.
"OHHH! I've got it. Your eyes are like meat. You marinated your eyes and then they turned turned red!"
Koko is nearly beside himself with his geniusness.
A small snicker that escaped Ruka's mouth and he noticed that Hotaru had filmed them. Natsume glared at both. Not at the same time though. Obviously.
Wait. Unnaturally coloured eyes No. 2!
Purple purple purple. He looked from Hotaru to Ruka to Natsume then back to Hotaru.
Then it clicked.
Why hadn't he realized this before.
This was the basics of the colour wheel.
"Ruka plus Natsume equals Hotaru!" he said triumphantly, proud he had finally solved the mystery of weirdly coloured eyes.
That's until he was running for the hills from fire, baka shots and a couple of not-so-cute animals.
Memo: Crack! I don't really remember where the idea came from anyway. D: but… I hope you enjoy it :D even if I didn't write how I wanted too D:
Review? :3
5/5/13: fixed grammar/spelling. bluh that tense jumping. i actually don't understand how past-me found the meat part logical OTL