Jack's Best Friend

by stina-wo

Without a catchy tune, but emersed in the wild adventures of Jack's most prized possession, Jack's Best Friend is the one song that'll get stuck in your head...over and over again. It takes loving a jar of dirt to next level.

Verse 1: There once was a man named Sparrow
Who had a jar of dirt
And every time he lost it
His heart was more than hurt

Verse 2: He got the jar from Tia
Who gave it as a gift
But ev'ry time he used it
He dropped it in a rift

Chorus: Jack's best friend is a jar of dirt
It's always by his side
But when attacked by cannibles
It's best he run and hide

His friends all think he's crazy
And they'll never let him be
Cuz Jack's best friend is a jar of dirt
And that doesn't bother me

Ohhh...cuz Jack's best friend is a jar of dirt
And that doesn't bother me

Verse 3: Now, Jack's a pirate captain
Aboard his precious Pearl
He loves his little jar of dirt
And not the blacksmith's girl

Verse 4: So, when you see Jack Sparrow
With a jar of dirt close by
You'll look at him and ponder
And always ask him, "Why?"

Cuz...

Chorus: Jack's best friend is a jar of dirt
It's always by his side
But when attacked by cannibles
It's best he run and hide

His friends all think he's crazy
And they'll never let him be
Cuz Jack's best friend is a jar of dirt
And that doesn't bother me

Ohhh...cuz Jack's best friend is a jar of dirt
And that doesn't bother me

(Song written and copyrighted by PiratesARRR4Me.)