Disclaimer: Kaito and his friends are all Gosho Aoyama's, I have some fish sticks.

It was St. Patrick's day in Japan, or at least some parts of it anyway. Including the part where Kaito Kid stated that his next heist was.

Nakamori barked orders while his men surrounded the Green Palace, which was…a hotel.

All Kid's fans had surrounded the outsides, and the police were everywhere.

Feh, I'd like to see you try to escape this crowded place Kid, Nakamori thought.

The crowd began the countdown awaiting Kid's arrival. Ten…Nine…Eight…Seven…Six…Five…Four…Three…Two…

POOF came the usual smoke, but instead of the annoying shade of pink that it usually was, this time it was an even more annoying bright green.

The crowd gaped.

The police gaped.

Nakamori cursed.

Kaito kid was wearing a green tuxedo. His monocle had an obnoxious clover on it. His top hat was green.

Nakamori didn't fail to notice that Kaito Kid had gone so far as to dye his hair green. He wondered if he was wearing green underwear…

At least Kid will be easy to spot this way… Nakamori thought.

Then he noticed it, everyone was wearing green. The Green Palace was green, the civilians were green, even the $&#! windows were green!

"Tsk. Tsk. Nakamori-keibu, St. Patrick's day and you're still in the boring blue outfit of yours." Kid said in a gentlemanly voice. Then he paused and smirked. "Perhaps I can be of some assistance." As Kid said this, he pulled out a large green cloth from his pocket. (that shouldn't have been able to fit there…)

Kid was suddenly standing on the chandelier. He covered the chandelier with the cloth, immediately basking the room with a dark green glow. The magician tapped his fingers. One…Two…POOF

Suddenly green feathers exploded all over the room, all the drinks and food were dyed green, the whole Kaito Kid Task Force was wearing green.

That wasn't the problem.

"Jaa ne! Thank you ever so much for this emerald, see you around! And, don't be too shocked tonight in the shower Keibu-san, it all wears off tomorrow." And with that, Kaito Kid jumped out the window flying away on his now green hang glider.

Nakamori cursed several streams of curses while attempting to chase the thief.

Something wasn't right…

The frustrated officer looked at all his men…and himself…and nearly choked on his cigarette.

That night Aoko Nakamori nearly fainted when Nakamori-keibu came home…with green skin…and green hair…and green eyes…The keibu didn't even want to know what else of him was green.

At least he wouldn't get pinched.

Kaito Kid smugly sorted through his photos; the whole task force did look quite nice in green.

Fin.

My second fanfic R&R please! Written in honor of St. Patrick's day, which is in two days, but the green plot bunnies wouldn't leave me alone. Nice to get a change in color theme at times…