This is a one shot
20 Ways Or Less To Annoy Gaara
1.make yourself look like Kiba and ask him if he wants to go out with him.
2. When Gaara tries to use his Sand coffin on you go "ahhhh OMG guys he's acutually gonna kill me with his sand coffin" and make a fake Sasuke, and Neji and even the real naruto (contined on 3.)
3. to pop out of the bushes and say "OMG why do you get the honor?"
4.When he says"DIE" start throwind oranges and apples at him and say "Gaara your mean!"
5 Then grab Naruto and run faster than you ever could..
6.If you run into Kakashi along the way grab his book and run back to Gaara's.The already pissed Gaara will say "what?" then throw the book at him.(remeber to be an excat look a like of Kakashi.)
7. Run like hell
8 When Gaara's out go through his stuff and grab some baby photo's of him.
9. When you hear Gaara at the door jump out the window.
10.When that doesn't work and you hit your head against the window use the 'hide in the closet' techniqe that you just made up.
11. When Gaara's in tyhe room and is facing the opposite direction sneek out of his room while sticking your tounge out(continued on 12)
12 and when you get to the door say "nananabobo!"
13. make yourself look like Naruto and go toIckaraka and when you see him there then 'accsidentily' trip and make your ramen land all over him.
14. appoligise so many times untill he says something crazy like "pass the salt."
15. Dress as barney and sing "I love you You love me I'm gonna chase you around a tree because I want a really big hug so hug me" while chasinggaara around a tree.
16. walk with him when he's going to training and start singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and you could swear that he'd start humming and singing.
17.Pay Ino to take over his body while you put make up and a pink frilly dress on him
18. Wacth Ino have to realese him from a Tree , and hear him scream like girl;.
19. when he still in the pink frilly dress skip around him asking if he's gay untill he says yes
20 Say"so is that why you sing twinkle Twinkle Little star in the shower?" and wacth as everyone laughs at him. Stick up for him and say "hey that's not funny he al;so wacthes Barney
Thoose are 20 ways to annoy Gaara or less
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