My RWBY AU
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and what if while Glynda and Ozpin were interrogating Ruby after her fight with Torchwick, the girl impressed them with her scythe especially when they learn about it's different forms and the fact that Ruby designed the weapon herself? Not to mention that she has some strange abilities of her own… Well…Ruby goes to Beacon…but not as a student. AU OOC Femslash and bashing and slight Yu Yu Hakusho Fairy Tale crossover)
"You mean Crescent Rose? She's a Scythe, customized sniper rifle, a bazooka, a machine gun, and a guitar with multiple smaller guns built into it rolled into one." Fifteen year old Ruby Rose said blinking up at the two now gaping adults in front of her. She had been in a dust shop when some wannabe thug interrupted her reading a magazine on weapons to try and rob her. She kicked his ass without her scythe…along with the next guy.
After taking out the low lives she then turned her attention to the leader, Roman Torchwick and chased him up to a rooftop where a bullhead was waiting to pick him up. He tried to blow her up, only for her to be protected by the woman in front of her, Glynda Goodwitch, throwing up a shield. The two of them were then met by a woman using some kind of strange fire powers, a semblance it seemed, to buy enough time for the bullhead to escape…although Ruby quite cheerfully blew a hole in the tail end of it. Right now…she was being interrogated by the two on her involvement exactly and where she learned her skills.
"Made my mechanics teacher faint when I showed him all of her forms once I was done crafting her. Still upgrading her and I'm thinking of adding some more forms to her though." Ruby added far too cheerfully, snickering slightly when she remembered how her mechanics teacher fainted.
"So you know weapons do you?" The man, Ozpin, asked smiling at her in amusement as he slid the cookies he had bought with him over to the girl who blinked at him.
"I'm much better with weapons than I am with people. With people you have to try and be politically correct and not hurt their feelings or insult them…it's a pain in the ass. At least with weapons they're only a pain in the ass when you get shot or stabbed there." Ruby said nodding and causing Glynda to snort slightly in amusement.
"That's a new way of putting it." Glynda muttered causing Ozpin to give her an amused glance before noticing that Ruby hadn't touched the cookies, although she clearly wanted to.
"Aren't you going to eat some of the cookies, my dear?" Ozpin asked causing Ruby to stare at him incredulously.
"Mister do I look like I'm five or an idiot to you?" Ruby asked causing Ozpin to blink but shake his head in the negative.
"What makes you think I'd accept food from a stranger then? Strangers may be friends you haven't met yet but I don't take food from anyone unless I know them." Ruby said causing Glynda to smirk slightly while Ozpin looked chagrined.
"I'm sorry my dear girl. I didn't think about that. I assure I did not tamper with them or anything." Ozpin said causing Ruby to snort slightly.
"I know you didn't, I'd be able to smell it if you did. Either way though my older sister, dad, and uncle would all three kill me if they knew I took food from a stranger." Ruby said crossing her arms under her chest while the two blinked.
"You could smell if it's altered?" Glynda asked causing Ruby to blink up at her.
"Yeah. I have enhanced senses. Kind of like a Faunus but most Faunus I've met said that my senses seem more enhanced than theirs for some reason." Ruby said causing the two adults to exchange mildly impressed looks. Sense's more enhanced than a Faunus's…that was unheard of almost.
"From your records it shows that you're at the top of all of your classes, have a far greater knowledge of weapons and mechanics than your instructors, and have a very good grasp on dust. You also seem to have several strange attacks that don't use dust or aura, some of which seem to be invisible…and it says that you can eat almost anything?" Ozpin asked looking at his scroll as he read through the information he gathered on the girl.
"Don't know bout the best grades and all, but the strange attacks are probably my spirit attacks. Spirit power is similar to Aura but still different enough…as for eating anything…well…once you eat metal and lightning you can eat just about anything." Ruby said with a shrug of her shoulders as the two just stared at her.
"…You can eat metal?" Glynda asked staring at the girl who nodded her head.
"You want a demo?" Ruby asked causing the two adults to nod. Ruby just shrugged as she bent down towards the metal table and took a chunk clean out of it. Ruby chewed up the table and swallowed before looking at the two gaping adults.
"Can you give us a demonstration of your 'spirit' attacks?" Ozpin asked now incredibly interested in the young girl who nodded.
"Sure but what do you want me to demonstrate on?" Ruby asked causing Glynda to hastily conjure up a straw dummy.
"Will this suffice?" Glynda asked causing Ruby to nod as she stood and held her hand out as if it were a small old fashioned gun.
"You two might want to back away from the dummy." Ruby advised as she built up her energy in her fingertip, causing the two to quickly flee to the other side of the room. They could both feel the large amount of strange energy building up near the girl who smirked.
"Bang!" She said gleefully as she made as if she had fired a shot, causing the two to gape when the dummy was instantly shredded as if it were shot by a gun!
"That's one of my basic spirit attacks, the spirit gun." Ruby said smiling as she lowered her hands and turned to look at the two gaping professors.
"That's a basic attack? As in, anyone can do it basic?" Glynda asked quickly gathering her wits and looking intrigued with this new power, to her at least.
"Yep. Anyone who can access their spirit energy can do it, they just need to focus a little." Ruby said nodding and causing Glynda to grin, she realllllly wanted to learn this new type of energy. Ozpin's eyes gleamed in interest as well as he retook his seat and grinned behind his hands, which were covering his mouth. This would be an intriguing school year for sure and it would all start with his next words.
"Miss Rose…I think I have a proposition for you."