AN: Here's another hilarious oneshot!
Queen: Yep. More stupid Sonic!
Both: So, here's Sonic, the pirate captain in honor of Sonic Rush Adventure!
Sonic, the pirate captain
By Mandy
"Arg!" Sonic shouted, wearing a pirate costume. "I be... Captain Sonic Sonic! Beware!"
Tails rolled his eyes. Even the little fox could see Sonic had gotten hit on the head too many times.
"It be first mate Tails!" Sonic shouted.
Tails mumbled a word we could not print or else it would be a M story.
"Back away!" Tails shouted.
"OH!" Sonic exclamed. "Betraying your captain! I will go get my sword! We will fight!"
Tails ran while the getting was good. He knew Sonic still had fighting skills, even though he wasn't too bright anymore.
"Banzai!" Sonic exclamed, falling from the sky.
Tails yelped. "How'd he get up there?" He wondered.
"Look, Sonic Sonic." Tails said. "How about you go to the Caribbean? That's where all pirates are!"
"Wonderful!" shouted Sonic.
Tails sighed. He'd finally be red of the blue blur.
"Let's go Tails!" Sonic said.
Tails fainted with the classic anime swirly eyes.
"Tails?"
Fin?
AN: Me: I hope I get reviews!
Queen: R & R, or Sonic will recruit you for his crew!