A/N Hey guys! Like I said, here's the first of a few one-shots while writing does the 1 and 2 reapings. For those who don't know Backyardigains is a show where 5 kids go into their Backyard and make up some adventure to play. I had this idea when I was doing chores and my brother was watching an Episode of this.

Tyrone groaned as he shoveled rubble into a truck to be carried away. It was a few days after the blitz in England and he was helping clean it up. This is horrible, who's idea was it he thought.

"It was Pablo's," said Austin who was standing next him. Oops did I say that out loud? "Yes, yes you did," Austin said and chuckled as he watched Tyrone hit himself in the head with his shovel.

"Hey guys, how's it going?" Pablo said while he scrambled up the pile of rubble.

"Pretty good seeing as we're stuck shovled this c*** into a truck!'' Tyrone yelled. Pablo stepped back shocked at what Tyrone just said. He mumbled something under his breath. ''WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Tyrone screamed at Pablo.

"N-n-nothing Tyrone,'' he stuttered out, now extremely scared.

"I heard you!" Tyrone yelled, "You called me a f***ing Pottymouth!" Tyrone walked toward Pablo brandishing his shovel in a very threatening way.

"WOAH! Tyrone, calm down," Austin said, then turned to Pablo who was grinning smugly and said "But he's right, you're an idiot for making us come here.''

Pablo sighed, "You're right Austin,'' he said. "We're both at fault," Tyrone nodded and went back to work. "But at least I'm an idiot and not a f***ing Sociopath," he finished.

Tyrone dashed over there and began beating Pablo with his shovel. "Who's a Pottymouth now, huh?" He raised his shovel to hit him again when all of a sudden the landscape changed in a backyard. Tyrone looked up and saw his mom glaring angrily at him. "Uh hi mom..."

His mom cut him off with angry screaming "Hi? HI? You're grounded! You'll never see the light of day again!''

Pablo smirked at Tyrone being dragged into his house when HIS mom yelled, "You too! I saw you starting the argument!"

"But mooooom!" Pablo whined as he was dragged away by the ear.

What a strange day Austin mused. He turned to his mom and asked. "What does f***and c*** mean?"

Her jaw hit the ground.

A/N Sorry 'bout all da cursing! It was necessary for the plot. At least I censored it out. And if it's not funny I'm sorry, it was funnier in my head.