KEEPING UP WITH ROME'S GRANDSONS
*narrator's voice*
Once upon a time,on this insensitive and ignorant of true beauty world lived a handsome,hot empire called Rome. He enjoyed:parties *shows Rome dancing on "Single ladies",even though in those times Beyonce wasn't even born,but doesn't matter*,beautiful ladies *shows Rome being slapped by Greece's mom,after saying a cheesy pick-up line* and good food and drinks.
After he disappearead from this cruel world,the only ones remained were his grandsons,in number of 7:France,the oldest,Spain,Portugal,Romania,Romano,North Italy and Moldova,the youngest. They are known as the Romance speaking countries of Europe and…
*France appears out of nowhere,yelling that the narrator should've mentioned that he's also the hottest out of all grandsons*
…and they continue Rome's legacy.
On this reality show you will have lots of:
ACTION!
*"Romania,if I'll catch you,I swear to God I'm going to rip off that stupid head of yours and feed my dogs with the rest of your body!",yelled Hungary,while chasing Romania with her frying pan,after he replaced the cream from her oreos with toothpaste.*
DRAMA!
*"Oh,no!I…I've just…I'VE JUST ATE A POTATO!This is unforgivable!I'm a shame to this family!",sobbed Romano,while spiting out the French fries.
"Dude,these are just French fries…",sighed America."And I thought that I was stupid…"
"Shut up,bastard!"*
COMEDY!
*"And then I said to him:Of course you'll be an EU member!OHONHONHON!",laughed France,leaning on Germany's shoulder. They lied Turkey again that he'll get the membership this year.
"LOL,this is so funny!",said Germany,wipping a tear from his eye."*
SUSPENSE! *illuminaty song playing on the backround*
*Portugal was sweating,while watching Spain chosing a tomato from the pile on his table. The question was,will he find the fake tomato,put intentionally here by Portugal,or not?Was Spain smart enough to make the difference?Only God knows…"*
LOVE!
*"Aghhh…",sighed Italy,with his cheeks red."Nothing on this world could compete with your beauty…I..I want to spend more time with you…I knew this was love at the first sight!". The Italian stared with love at his plate with Carbonarra pastas. Japan passed nearby:
"Greece isn't the only one who needs to seek professional help…"*
AAAAND CUTENESS!
*"Who's the cutie-patootie of this family?Me,of course!",beamed Moldova,while admiring himself in the mirror."
Now,that you know what to expect,I suggest you should keep up with Rome's grandsons and their entertaing lives!Trust me,the Kardashians are nothing compared to them!
Hey,guys!I don't know if you're going to like this or not(tho' I hope you'll enjoy it),but I just wanted to write my story in other format,trying something new. I want to make this extremely humourous! Any feedbacks or even suggestions for funny moments from you are welcomed!God knows when the next update will be!Stay tuned!xD