A/N: My first chapter, finally. I wrote the story to a certain point and will try to come up with some more ideas while i'm typing, it would help if someone gave me a few more ideas. I'm going to write an hours worth or my two pages worth for a chapter, (let me tell you that I write small and went over the margin lines later in the notebook i kept it in)

I will try to keep updating once every week, but i can't promise anything... my sister always hogs the computer practiclly everyday.

I hope you like it and enjoy

"Get back to work Colonel", said the blonde-haired First Lieutenant, Riza Hawkeye. "You have a few more papers to sign after that."

A growl could be heard by the black-haired Colonel, Roy Mustang. Everyone except Riza looked up at him. Roy was signing papers furiously. There were two huge stacks of papers on his desk. Roy kept saying that he had no time to do this and that he should be doing something else that takes place outside of this "stupid office".

"I don't understand why there are so many damn papers to sign!" Kain Fury and Heymans Breda chuckled to themselves but seeing how close their desks are to the Colonel's, Roy glared at them as if he was about to set them up in flames. They stopped when they saw his murderous look and went back to work as Riza set the last little piles of paper on his desk. She patted Hayete on the head and headed over to the door to leave. Roy stared at her, about to say something when Riza spoke up.

"I'm done with my paperwork, I'm going to have a shooting practice session. I'll be back this afternoon." She asked Fury to watch Hayete for her.

"No problem.", He said and with that she left. Roy stared at the door that Riza just exited. Man, why does she have to leave the office, and me... What am I thinking? Why am I less tense when she's gone and why do I miss her? Roy notices him thinking that a lot whenever Riza leaves the room.

A couple of hours passed and Roy was about half way done with the papers. It seemed that he'd always work a little slower when Riza was gone. Maes came bursting through the doors, opening in the process. It was so quiet in the office that it startled everyone when the doors flew open. Maes came into the room and started to talk and share the pictures of Elicia he had in his hands. It was a huge pile, bigger than the stack of papers that were on Roy's desk. Everyone saw the pile Maes had and their mouths dropped to the ground. Jean Havoc, Fury, Breda, and Vato Falman fell backwards out of their chairs. Roy tried to finish the paperwork so he could escape, writing furiously practically breaking his pen in the process. Maes went from one person to the next so fast it was as if he disappeared then reappeared, from one side of the room to the other. When he was done with the ones on the floor, he went over to Roy; who at this time was down to the last half pile of papers. Maes interrupted him and covered Roy in his pictures, literally. You could see Roy's legs in the air, coming out of the pile of pictures and his right foot was twitching. The rest of him was in the pile itself.

Maes, looking proud as he said, "Look at all the pictures I took while I had yesterday off with my family."

Muffled, Roy responded, "everyone could see those pictures a mile away." Roy found his way out of the pile and gasped for air. After he had caught his breath, he looked at Maes with a murderous look in his eyes. "WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOU AND TAKING SO MANY GOD DAMN PICTURES?", He yelled.

Maes started to collect his pictures while saying, "I just love my wife and little Elicia, and you do to now don't you? See? You're speechless! Of course you do, you're practically her uncle!..." Maes went on and on talking about his family and how Roy should get a wife (again). While Maes was going on and on and on, he didn't notice Roy slipping on his gloves. He had enough of Maes' talking and snapped his fingers. And like that, Maes' jacket was up in flames, Maes stopped talking, dropped his pictures and started screaming. "AAAAAHHHH...!", Maes ran out the door and down the hallways. Maes could be heard throughout the entire building.

It finally stopped a couple minutes after he had left the office. "Finally, at last.", Roy said while working on his paperwork. "I'd rather do paperwork than look at those pictures any day." The other officers stared at the door after watching Maes get set up in flames. Fury just stared at Roy while Breda, Havoc and Falman laughed nervously.

That silence only lasted about half an hour when Maes came back through the doors. He had another jacket on and was smiling so big it scared Roy and everyone else in the office. He was dragging Sargent Denny Bloch with him. Maes asked Fury, Breda and Falman to help Armstrong with an assignment or something, and they left. Havoc stayed and continued his work. Roy looks at Maes, waiting for him to say something. It was quiet for a couple moments until Maes spoke up. "Truth or dare?".

Roy looked at him, confused, "What?"

"Pick one, truth or dare? You have played this before, right?"

"Well yes-"

"Then pick one"

Roy thought on this for a while and weighed his options. He couldn't think of anything that he could be embarrassed about if he said truth. But he could think of plenty of ways Maes could torture him with his pictures of Elicia. With that thought in mind, his eyebrow twitched.

"Roy?", Said the still waiting Lieutenant Colonel.

"Huh? Oh um . . . truth I guess." Maes' smile grew larger as it took up half his face. Roy was as more confused as ever. "What?", he said finally, a little ticked.

"Nothing, okay... do you have any strong feelings for Riza?"

Tell me if I should add more or keep it at this pace. and for the ones that didn't like it... stfu.

lol. Just kidding, I enjoy criticism