1 – Revenge is a dish that must be eaten cold,altough hot is it's most delicous way

Blair was starring at her office's photos.She was happy and feeling powerful,she was now off "The WHORE"'s sight,her ex-boss Miranda Priestly,who had finnaly accepted the job to Criative Consultant for LVMH.The fact she forgot was that now she was "The WHORE",because now she was the editor-in-chief of Runway America,and was known as "the P.M.TPerverse Mean Tirane".That bitches were going to get really stressed,she thought,while wondering about her new employees.

She looked down to New York.She returned after ten years away,came from Paris,where she was working at the French Runway,and Miranda got her kicked out by Jacqueline Jouclais,just to hyre her as the Fashion Chief of Department,wich was the most important job at the magazine,after Miranda's.But now Miranda finnally left,after a huge argue with Irv Ravitz and recomended her for her job.The coleagues said it was because she had the same "bitch-factor".But was Miranda's goodbye that got her thinking: "Forget you were human before this job,because you will have nothing after it".Blair thought it was her last joke at her,and not some warning.She opened her room's doors and asked her new assistant,Jennifer,who looked a lot like someone she used to know at school – what was her name? – and had enormous boops,though she was as skinny as the others,and a size 00,with an 8 bra,wich made almost impossible for her to find anything at The Closet,and said:

"Jennifer,i want a meeting with the fashion department,and i want my clothes A.S.A.P"she said to the assistant,who was wearing a pink jacket under a gray poncho and a white cotton skirt,with gray wool boots and a small Gucci purse.Jennifer said O.K and started calling.Jennifer thought "I can't believe it,she doesn't recognize me at all!",like,she had stolen Blair's boyfriend at Senior Year,her friend for a few time and hung out with her for some time,how could she not remember about her at all,not a little!

Serena was at a photo shoot when her manager called,wich made Bassie,as she called him,angry at her,she was world's number one model/actress at free time,couldn't she have an assistant or what?How could she answer her phone at that time,it wasn't professional at all.He overheard she mentioning a Runway photo shoot with Vanessa Abrams,the famous film maker and photographer,who would never accept a photo shoot for something like Runway without a very large cash offer and a few Guccis in her closet.He wasn't wrong.

Blair starred at her crew,asking what Miranda had left preparred for this month's cover wich was going to be shoot at an old factory in New Jersey,with the newest trend,the Hodhaliskha arabian clothing with influences of Colombian and Mexican wear,with exclusives by Dior,Chanel and Prada,with everything set by Miranda. "So,who is the one,an actress,model,the photographer and the clothing disposure"

"Well,for photos we're having Vanessa Abrams,who you've recomended,we've got an exclusive from Dolce & Gabanna,two from Dior,another from Chanel and three from Prada,and a few runway clothing by Diane von Fustenberg,Burberry and Chanel,also"

"And who is the cover girl?"

"Miranda hired Serena van der Woodsen for the job,and the shoots are ocurring at Friday,in New Jersey"

"What?"Blair asked,not believing "The shoots are ocurring at Fri" "No,who is going to be our girl?" "Oh,Serena van der Woodsen"

"You've gotta be fuc...I don't want van der Woodsen,she isn't this season's spirit,she is too childish!"

"This was Miranda's order for this issue,it's all in tracks,and is her last editorial,so you can't change things that were settled by her"

"What?I can't believe it...O.K,Emily,i want you for the shoot's aproval and accompaning"

"I can't" "WHAT?YOU ARE SAYING YOU WANNA GET FIRED?"

"I'm sorry Blair,but i can't,i'm having my baby Thursday,i only came today because of the last shootings and because i thought you would need help"

"So,who can do the acompaning,since Emily is more interested in her bottom than in her dutty,who will do it?"

"I believe you would do it,Blair"

"Nigel,don't mess with me please,i'm in a very defining moment"

"The editor-in-chief acompanies the cover's shoot,is the rule for the job"

"What are you telling me,that i will have to do the shoot with this blondie whore and talking to her,that is?"

"I believe so"

"I'm going home,goodbye"

Blair left the room pissed off and wanting to kill someone.There was always her assistant.

"Jennifer,i want you to get that beautiful artwork in that West Side Galery for tomorrow"

Learning from the best,huh?

2 – The Reunion is not sweet

"Blair,the witch,has finnally cast her spell:Recently ellected New York's most eligible bachelorette and 3rd in the country,new editor-in-chief of Runway magazine and filmmakers darling,and was on New York's best dressed woman last year,and this year senior president of the board"said the Page Six article with photos of Blair,one in a pastry/bakery shop,one going to work and other in a party for the Met board of Fashion History.Serena read it very carefully,while wondering how did Blair got so skinny,she was a model,how could Blair be skinnier than her?Serena was world's number one because she was curvy but still thin,but Blair looked almost...unhealthy?

Hello?She is a fashion editor,how did you want her to look?normal and healthy?

And Serena also loved her outifts,one with black Prada trousers,white Chanel boots,a caramel suede and fur Ralph Lauren american indian coat,a white Armani

oxford shirt and a pink tweed Chanel jacket,with an also Chanel necklace and a brand new Gucci motorcicle bag,a piece she wanted now,but was only going to get in two months from then,and that was too long to wait.Why did Blair got all this stuff earlier then everyone,and she didn't even bought it,what was that about?

Uhm,Hello?She is the most powerful woman in fashion industry,they need her for aproving this purse?

She starred at her perfectly manicured nails.She had became such an empty girl,what hapened to all her vividness she had before?Maybe she was just a bit too stressed,that's all.She had an amazing life,Nate living with her,and an amazing career,what was wrong?

Uhmm,the fact you stole this from someone else?

Blair was also stressed.She had to meet Serena again,and talk to her,and stand her on HER world,fashion was Blair's world,Serena was only in it because she was preetty,that was so unfair.Then it came to Blair:Im the most powerful woman in fashion industry,i can sink some preetty model,can't i?Looks like the Blair bitch is back!

Jenny was also stressed.For the last few days,Blair started what she thought was going to be "The Miranda/Andrea thing" that they talked about,that was going to be the bitch boss who obviously tortures her assistants because she is pissed.Blair's disaproval of Serena van der Woodsen was obvious and talked about in the whole building,and she had always been demanding,but these last few days she had been such a...Bitch?

Blair was in her car with her driver and smocking like crazy.She was looking through the New Jersey landscapes through her brand new Chanel sunglasses, uncorfotable with her Juicy Couture tweed dress with metal and onix aplications over a short black leather skirt by Diane von Fustenberg,and a black t-shirt,under a black satin Chanel vest,with a black and golden Louis Vuitton bag with goldened snake leather and mink fur,with black suede D&G boots and dark stockings,she thought she looked like the devil in person.That was how she wanted to look for Serena,with her black fur coat by Bill Blass and a black mink hat with a glasstone brooch by Chanel.

She came inside the building,an old cans factory,and everything was already build-up,except for the most important:Serena.

"That bitch still has the get late costum!"she thought,while checking with the crew everything about it.Vanessa was already there,checking the film records and the black and white photos and the colored ones.The double spread was going to be a hard one,since the outfit was going to be a Dior that was in black satin with golden organza over it,and if it didn't have the right light,it was going to look like an old can,even in Serena's perfect curvy figure,and her position in it,wich was the most difficult part,since she had such a perfect body that Vanessa wanted to capt it from a different angle.She swore to herself she'd never do fashion photography, but since it was for Blair and a few extra money and Guccis wouldn't hurt,specially if they we're going to finnance part of her next movie.

Then,with a "wow" on the background,Serena came in,gourgeous,though her hair looked like she squished it in a rock in the garden and rolled around the earth, even though she had flip-flops on,even though she was wearing dirty screwed up jeans,and even though she looked homeless,she was the hottest girl in the area.

Why do you think she's number one,babe?

"Hello,i'm Blair Waldorf,how are you?"

"Oh,please Blair,don't fool around give me a hug!"Serena said,when she hugged Blair,making Jenny laugh discretely and Vanessa not discrete at all.It was known for them both Blairs haytread for Serena,ever since she had made out with Nate in the bathtub.Jenny herself looked like someone else,making Vanessa almost not recognizing her,since she and Dan had only spoken by phone and only seing in Christmas,and Vanessa was always working and so was Dan,making them even as husband and wive seeing each other little,and taking a break once a year.Serena was the star of Vanessa's lattest film,and maybe this photo shoot was going to help promoting it.

"O.K,let's get started",said Blair coldly,trying to get her class back.The shoot went on,with bright photos of Serena and a few black and white ones,the cover one was the one that pissed Blair off the most,the one that Serena's face was on focus,with an H.Stern diamonds necklace,with a rose in her hair with black stains on it,the flower,and the hair combed back,with a grey make-up.

"This photo is going to make history,Blair!" Vanessa and Carl said,making Blair wonder who was going to be history in the photo:Her or Serena.It was going to be her.

Two weeks later,when the cover came out,Blair was at her office when she heard her news:

"Blair,it's our biggest sale since the eighties cover with Cindy Crawford,more than 30 years Blair,30 years!"Carl said,looking amazed,while Blair was trying to straighten up her emotions.She was happy for it,just wasn't sure who the sucess was going to persue. "Probably both of us"Blair said,while wondering how bad a donut could do.She could always do that,she had her B.M.I 2 under the needed,she could afford donnuts from that cool bakery she used to go.

Serena was on her way to Abrams Bakery,a chic french-german inspired pastry/bakery,with an Art Nouveau decoration,full of golden detaills,small curtains in windows and french tiles floor,with a very 1920's style,with small sofas in clear silk and antique golden chairs.In the way she bumped in to Blair getting out,with a bag full of donuts,bagels,brownies and chic pastries,talking on the phone and holding a half-eaten donut in the other hand,with Ray-Ban sunglasses,a Chanel short tweed skirt,Balenciaga "Sixtie's revival" white leather shoes,dark Dior stockings,a white Nina Ricci oxford shirt with black flower embroiderings,and a Chanel dark seethrough dress over it,at thigh high,and a giant Dior"America Origins" tote,in white suede and caramel caffskin,with silver medals with indian figures in it and red feathers hanging in it,very Urban Pocahontas.Except looked like she could hit someone with it,and for the look of it,it wasn't light and hurtless."Hi,Blair" Serena said and waved,in her adorable and sexy way as usual,turning every man and woman around just to look at her,see,this was the thing about the two of them,Blair was always the smartest,most powerful and best dressed person in the room,but Serena was always the beautifulest and most cativating,what always made Blair angrier than usual with Serena.

"Hi,Serena"Blair said,surprised and eating other bite of the donnut,that was really delicious "How are you?"

"We should meet sometime,recover the lost time,what do you think about coming to my place tonight?"

"Oh,i'm sorry,i've got a lot of work,i've got the magazine to run,not everyone is a supermodel,remember?"

"Oh,Blair,don't put that talk on me,you are the most powerful woman in the fashion industry,you've got models and designers licking your Balenciaga boots,you have like 50 assistants for it,you can take a break!"

"I really can't,this edition is my first,i can't get out of it for any minute!"

"Oh,please,i met with Miranda and she said she had left this edition ready,you don't have to worry!"

"O.K,where are you living?"Blair said,she knew she was trapped,and for now,Serena was still the number 1,she couldn't actually tell her to suck in Times Square.She'd do that later.

"I'll see you at 8:00 PM,O.K?"

"Fine"Blair said,now wondering what Serena was up to,it wasn't obviously going to be just the two of them,Serena was not that stupid,there was going to be someone else,the question was who.

"Handle me the book at my home,i won't work tomorrow,i'm sick,but i might go to the office"Blair said to Jennifer while going to Serena's house in her car.She was wearing an ivory silk Balenciaga dress,a Chanel blue and gold tweed coat,white and black Dolce&Gabanna shoes and dark stockings,to reafirm she wasn't there kidding.She ringed the bell and a maid answered,letting her in.There was Vanessa,Dan,Damien,Serena and Nate...Nate!Blair suddenly got emotional at her spine,with a twist of anger,nostalgia and love,all at the same time,getting her to wonder what the hell to do.

"Hi,Blair,you came!"

"Hi,Serena,hi everyone"

They all said hi back. "Is there anyone missing?"Serena asked,she was too busy with the dinner to remember who she asked to come "Oh,just Jenny,cause she said she would be later because her boss was filling her with things"

"Shouldn't she have like a fix schedule or something like that?"Damien asked,wondering about it "Yeah,but her boss keeps filling her with it"

"Doesn't she do anything?"

"No,she says it is important because then she could go up in the magazine and stuff"

"And what is her magazine about?"

"Fashion"Vanessa said "I believe it's Vogue or Harp'something..." "Runway"Dan said "No,but Blair is the editor of Runway,isn't she"Nate said,medling in the conversation,while Blair was standing still in the hallway "Yeah,what area does she work with?"

"She is some assistant"

Jenny got in,while they were talking,complaining "I'm sorry,it's just that my bitch boss had me to deliver The Book at her house,and it didn't get ready never!"

"Hi!"Blair said,when she finnaly recognized her assistant she was usually torturing over Serena's fault.

Uhm,is someone losing it's job?