A/N: BWAHAHAHAHAA, TIS SAKI-SAMA AKA EPHEMERAL MUSE HERE, WITH THE 100 THEMES CHALLENGE!!! XD As a one-shot writer, I just couldn't resist. You probably noticed already, though, that these are going to be DRABBLES of various lengths. As the introduction, this will probably be the shortest one. I aim to hit anywhere from 100 to 1000 words for every chapter.

Disclaimer: "Katekyo Hitman Reborn!"'s characters, plot, and all other affiliates of the manga and anime belong to Amino Akira, meaning it does not belong to me whatsoever. I own solely this piece of literature, and thus I would also appreciate it if fellow authors and writers do not steal any of my work. Thank you, and enjoy "The Sociopathic Skylark...and Then Some".

Prompt: Introduction.
Character/Pairing: None/All
Rating: K
Genre: General/Humor

Introduction: The act of introducing, or bringing to notice.

-Random House Dictionary

The Curious Case of "966918D"

The Pineapple. The Pineapple clone. The Bucking Bronco. And the Skylark. The arguably most popular quartet is featured in artworks, comics, writings and so much more. Even so, the long string... "966918D"....How can one explain exactly what is this...code?

Ahem. Allow me, the ever dashing narrator, to attempt this godly feat.

Chrome is in love with Mukuro, but has some feelings towards Hibari. Mukuro is entertained by Hibari and, when feeling particularly narcissistic, amuses himself with Chrome's affections. Dino has an infatuation with Hibari in a student/teacher relationship, and on some strange, strange days, finds himself in the same bed as one of the pineapples. And Hibari?

Well.... Hibari....how should we say it?

Hibari just wants all of them to die so he can live by himself with his birdy.

....Well, us fangirls can hope, right?

Spanning anywhere from one hundred to one thousand words and 100 chapters, this little drabble collection will star Hibari Kyoya as the main character, with the pairings mentioned above as features.

(Oh, and I lied. The most popular chick-magnet of them all?

....it's Levi.)

You know it's true.

Bwah. Since there's going to be ONE FREAKING HUNDRED of these, I decided that I'll try to brush on almost every genre I can write. Yes, that includes humor and fluff and all that other sweet, happy disgusting stuffs. And, as I mentioned, the spotlight is going to be on Hibari, but not without featuring all the other characters as well as the pairings.

Oh, and if anyone cares:

The 100 Theme Challenge: simplyxsaki[dot]livejournal[dot]com/3514[dot]html