Disclaimer: I don't these characters and I probably never will.
This is my first attempt at writing a fan fiction so I hope you like it. The characters from FF4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10 and Kingdom Hearts are planning to throw a huge party. No FF6 character though because I don't know enough about them. Enjoy.
(Cloud picks up the phone in the Seventh Heaven and dials in a number)
Cloud: Come on, pick up...
(Someone's voice comes down through the phone)
Squall: Hello, this is the killer mercenary hotline. How can I help you?
Cloud: Its Cloud. I thought you were a mercenary?
Squall: (groans) Nah, I got demoted to a secretary.
Cloud: Bwahahahahaha... (rolls around on the ground in fits)
Squall: Shut up...
Cloud: hahahahahahahah...
Squall: SHUT UP!!!
Cloud: ha...
Squall: What the hell did you call for anyway?
Cloud: Oh yeah, we're holding a party and we're inviting just about everyone.
Squall: Sweet.
Cloud: Yup. So can you tell Rinoa, Zell, Selphie, Irvine, Quistis and anyone else you feel might like to come Leon.
Squall: Sure...hey, what did you just call me?
Cloud: I called you Leon, Leon.
Squall: MY NAME IS SQUALL!!! REMEMBER IT WELL!!!
Cloud: But last time I saw you, you were called Leon?
Squall: Geez, that was only during Kingdom Hearts, I've changed it back since then.
Cloud: Ah...
Squall: You were saying about the party? Where it is?
Cloud: We're planning on holding it at the Blitz Stadium in Luca.
Squall: Cool.
Cloud: I had an idea about turning the Blitz sphere into a giant Jacuzzi tub.
Squall: That is best idea ever! You deserve a Nobel Prize award.
Cloud: Really! Hold on a sec (turns around and shouts) not everyone thinks my ideas stupid Tifa!!!
Tifa: Ahhhh, shutup!
Squall: .........
Cloud: Anyway, can you get there at 7:00 on Sunday night?
Squall: Sure, I'll be there.
(Cloud hears the phone cut off and he puts his end down)
Cloud: Well that's one down and... errrr ... learning to count would help about now.
Tifa: Are you off the phone yet?
Cloud: (sighs) Yes Tifa...
Tifa: Don't give that tone with me boy!
Cloud: Where's Barret hiding?
Tifa: He's in one of those moods when you get upset and start to eat a lot.
Cloud: Why? Whats he upset about?
Tifa: You don't remember you called him a fat bastard!
Cloud: No I didn't!
Tifa: You did it ten minutes ago!
Cloud: I did?
Tifa: Yes!
Cloud: I must have been drunk!
Tifa: At six in the morning?
Cloud: Well, yeah.
Tifa: Look can you just go to the shop.
Cloud: Fine, what do you need?
Tifa: I need a bunch of snacks for the party so I have made a list for you to give to the shop keeper.
Cloud: Fine, seeya.
Well that's the first chapter, I hope this makes the grade. The next chapter will be about Clouds fun at the Shop of Evil!
This is my first attempt at writing a fan fiction so I hope you like it. The characters from FF4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10 and Kingdom Hearts are planning to throw a huge party. No FF6 character though because I don't know enough about them. Enjoy.
(Cloud picks up the phone in the Seventh Heaven and dials in a number)
Cloud: Come on, pick up...
(Someone's voice comes down through the phone)
Squall: Hello, this is the killer mercenary hotline. How can I help you?
Cloud: Its Cloud. I thought you were a mercenary?
Squall: (groans) Nah, I got demoted to a secretary.
Cloud: Bwahahahahaha... (rolls around on the ground in fits)
Squall: Shut up...
Cloud: hahahahahahahah...
Squall: SHUT UP!!!
Cloud: ha...
Squall: What the hell did you call for anyway?
Cloud: Oh yeah, we're holding a party and we're inviting just about everyone.
Squall: Sweet.
Cloud: Yup. So can you tell Rinoa, Zell, Selphie, Irvine, Quistis and anyone else you feel might like to come Leon.
Squall: Sure...hey, what did you just call me?
Cloud: I called you Leon, Leon.
Squall: MY NAME IS SQUALL!!! REMEMBER IT WELL!!!
Cloud: But last time I saw you, you were called Leon?
Squall: Geez, that was only during Kingdom Hearts, I've changed it back since then.
Cloud: Ah...
Squall: You were saying about the party? Where it is?
Cloud: We're planning on holding it at the Blitz Stadium in Luca.
Squall: Cool.
Cloud: I had an idea about turning the Blitz sphere into a giant Jacuzzi tub.
Squall: That is best idea ever! You deserve a Nobel Prize award.
Cloud: Really! Hold on a sec (turns around and shouts) not everyone thinks my ideas stupid Tifa!!!
Tifa: Ahhhh, shutup!
Squall: .........
Cloud: Anyway, can you get there at 7:00 on Sunday night?
Squall: Sure, I'll be there.
(Cloud hears the phone cut off and he puts his end down)
Cloud: Well that's one down and... errrr ... learning to count would help about now.
Tifa: Are you off the phone yet?
Cloud: (sighs) Yes Tifa...
Tifa: Don't give that tone with me boy!
Cloud: Where's Barret hiding?
Tifa: He's in one of those moods when you get upset and start to eat a lot.
Cloud: Why? Whats he upset about?
Tifa: You don't remember you called him a fat bastard!
Cloud: No I didn't!
Tifa: You did it ten minutes ago!
Cloud: I did?
Tifa: Yes!
Cloud: I must have been drunk!
Tifa: At six in the morning?
Cloud: Well, yeah.
Tifa: Look can you just go to the shop.
Cloud: Fine, what do you need?
Tifa: I need a bunch of snacks for the party so I have made a list for you to give to the shop keeper.
Cloud: Fine, seeya.
Well that's the first chapter, I hope this makes the grade. The next chapter will be about Clouds fun at the Shop of Evil!