"Hank's Good Dream"
It was an unusually late night when Hank Hill came home from work at Strickland Propane. It was at 10:30 PM and he was looking depressed. His wife Peggy asked "Hank, why are you depressed"? "Because I finally had to come home from work to some bitch ugly wife, I tell you hwat"! Hank toddled straight to bed 'cause he had a pelvic pain from humping the tanks all day. But before he went to sleep in his bed full of empty Alamo Beer cans, he overdosed on some meds to treat himself for "unspecified conditions", and laid his head down.
He eventually appeared in a dream world, where he meets his friends in the alley: Dale the schizophrenic paranoid redneck, who can't keep his cigarettes out of his mouth, Bill, who is a fat loner, and Boomhauer. No one knows what the hell he talks about ever so let's forget about him. Anyway, Hank puts on a fedora and gets out a sniper rifle and proceeds to shoot them. Hank jumps and turns 360 degrees and snipes them all with no-scope and yells, "OH BABY A TRIPLE"!
His son Bobby crawled over the fence and says "Damn dad, where'd you find this"? He points to the long bulging thing in Hank's jeans, to which he proceeds to unzip and proudly show to him. As it turns out, his dick was a propane tank and his balls were also tiny propane tanks. "Bobby, I'm gonna teach you the greatest lesson of your life" said Hank while he strokes his propane-tank dick. "Now pull down those shorts and bend over so I can fuck your ass".
Bobby complies with his dad's order and lets him shove it in there. Hank began to thrust repeatedly, and grew faster every time he pulled his dick back within Bobby's tight virgin asshole. They were both getting hot and sweaty so it was only natural for Hank and Bobby to take their shirts off and continue fucking from there. This whole charade only lasted about 15 seconds before Hank shouted "I'M CUMMING!" and Bobby immediately released his dad's propane-tank dick before it made a fiery propane explosion, causing damage and collapse of several houses around the block, but somehow leaving the two unharmed. After that, Hank's real dick appeared and ejaculated all over the alley.
"Dang it Dream!Bobby," said Hank, "you were supposed to let me cum in your ass and now look what you made me do to our alley, it's been splattered with daddy jizz! Go to your room son, you're grounded for a hundred years"! "Yes dad…" said Bobby as he is escorted away by the Babadook and is never seen again. Hank, still naked, sternly turns his back on him and spoke to himself, "That boy ain't right".
He walked outside of the alley where he spots his Laotian neighbor Kahn, wearing a pimp hat but taunting him as usual. He quips, "Me Laotian, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your Alamo!" and laughs at him. Hank decides he's had enough of Kahn so he grabs his sniper rifle from earlier and shoots him right in the forehead, killing him. He then decided to steal Kahn's clothes and pimp hat and bury his body with all of Hank's alley friends. Hank needs to clean up all the blood but he has no rags so he sucked all the blood through a straw. In real-time this would take about several hours, but in dream-time this went a lot faster for Hank.
The pimp hat that he wears now contained superpowers, so it made him a certified Mac daddy of Arlen. Hank chose several women to help him start his new pimping business: Dale's wife Nancy "Hicks" Gribble, Hank's own niece Luanne, Khan's prepubescent daughter Connie, Lois Griffin from Family Guy, and a statue made out of propane tanks. In the long shot, the propane statue would make the most money from prostitution with $7600, and this made Hank proud. "Propane lady", says Hank, "I love you". "I love you too Hank," answered the propane statue, "Wrap me around your big burger-grilling arms you stud." The two made out passionately with each other, and Hank gets his penis out again and places it in one of the "hands" of the statue.
All of a sudden his wife Peggy walks in and catches Hank making love with the statue. She screams as loud as a hundred whining cats and it scares Hank and the statue. Hank shoves the statue away and says "No Peggy, this isn't what it looks like!" Then Peggy transforms into a giant pterodactyl that spits out Boggle dice. Hank runs as fast as he can, and he uses his pimp hat as a shield against the raining dice. Then Hank runs into zombie Dale, who also became a Russian, along with Hank's other undead neighbors. Russian-zombie Dale says to Hank "propane fuel can't melt steel beams" and the others chant with him. Hank takes a turn to the right, and bumps into an elephant that proceeds to shit all over Hank. The smell of it overwhelms the trapped Hank, and shouts "BWAAAH" as he gets buried in it.
Hank wakes up from his nightmare in cold sweat and semen. His wife Peggy turns to him and tells him "it's okay dear; you were just having another bad wet dream." Hank screams again in terror as he shoots her in the face with a shotgun. His son Bobby rushes in wondering what's happened and Hank shoots him too. Hank realizes what he did and says to himself, "oh my god, I've killed my family"! Hank knows what to do in a situation like this; He stuffs Peggy and Bobby inside the trash can and packs his things to move down to Mexico. On his way out of the house, he encounters his pet dog Ladybird. Afraid of having any witnesses, Hank decides to use the gun on Ladybird as well. Hank can barely hold the gun as he's about to shoot his own dog. He has a tear in his eye as he cocks his shotgun, and says… "Goodbye, Ladybird."