( disclaimer: I do not own Gun-damn Wing. Otherwise I couldn't let people pronounce it Gun-*DAMN* Wing on commercials)
( Notes from the autheress: Don't mind me ^^; I'm just bored )
TREATMENT PLEASE!!!!
Heero: really now....how do you come up with these titles?~
Doctor: *shrugs* Their good titles! I should get alot of affiliates
Heero: Aren't you forgetting somthing?
Doctor: Right....
Heero: The treatment...?
Doctor: Alright Heero. I need you to be my patient though *evil grin*
Heero: Damn,
Doctor: OK, Mr Yuy. What seems to be the problem?
Heero: I fart alot
Doctor: *bursts out laughing*
Heero: *rolls eyes* Can we get this overwith?
Doctor: Right, right...OK..keep going.
Heero: *in a monotone voice* I fart alot. Treatment..please..please..I need
treatment. Oh won't you please help me.
Doctor: Well sir, if burping is your problem.....reducing the amount of air being
swallowed could help. However, this can be hard because people generally
(Take note; I say generally)
aren't aware of how much air they swallow.
Heero: I am.
Doctor: Well.....thats 'cuz you're smart
Heero: *mutters* not smart enough to say no when you asked me to
work here with you....
Doctor: *shrugs* Anyways, Avoiding chewing gum and eating more slowley
in a relaxed atmosphere may help...
People who fart and burp alot may need to change their diet by avoiding
food that are difficult to digest. Discovering which food is causing the gas
will involve eliminating certian food groups. Usually dairy & milk products
Heero: ::sarcasticly:: Yes, theres nothing like getting rid of fresh healthy fruit in your diet
Doctor: Shut up! Now where was I? Yes, then eliminate veggies...Hey!
Gas may also be caused from drinking carbonated drinks, or taking antacids
such as baking soda.
Heero: Why isn't Duo doing this with you?
Doctor: I wanted a segment with you in it
Heero: but where is he?
Doctor: ::goes into kitchen:: Duo?
Duo: ::drinking alot of carbonated drinks & an apple with ice cream::
Doctor: 1st off; Eew. And second off you're gonna get gassy mister!
Duo: ::starts farting alot:: a little gas never hurt anybody
Doctor: ::gets a gas mask:: Some gas is so severe that people thought they were
having heart attacks. And heartburn is also caused by gas....and ya'know
what causes gas, Duo?
Duo: What?
Doctor: *gets an evil monster voice* Little bugs inside your intestine that
start to eat your food and....and...and!!!!!
Duo: ::passes out::
Heero: What?
Doctor: And they burp ^-^;
Heero: So very intresting...
Doctor: Anyways, taking drugs somtimes helps.
Heero: ::goes and gets some morphine:: Ahh, good ole' drugs.
Doctor: ::takes it away:: Don't be an ass, you know what I mean.
Lemme finish, although drugs generally aren't very affective.
Simethicone, present in some antacids and also avalible seperatly,
can provide a little relif.
Somtimes other drugs....Oh gawd! drugs drugs drugs...just go take
some freakin drugs!!!!
Heero: But it says ..oh forget it. *picks up backpack* I'm late for school
Doctor: Nice working with you
( Notes from the autheress: Don't mind me ^^; I'm just bored )
TREATMENT PLEASE!!!!
Heero: really now....how do you come up with these titles?~
Doctor: *shrugs* Their good titles! I should get alot of affiliates
Heero: Aren't you forgetting somthing?
Doctor: Right....
Heero: The treatment...?
Doctor: Alright Heero. I need you to be my patient though *evil grin*
Heero: Damn,
Doctor: OK, Mr Yuy. What seems to be the problem?
Heero: I fart alot
Doctor: *bursts out laughing*
Heero: *rolls eyes* Can we get this overwith?
Doctor: Right, right...OK..keep going.
Heero: *in a monotone voice* I fart alot. Treatment..please..please..I need
treatment. Oh won't you please help me.
Doctor: Well sir, if burping is your problem.....reducing the amount of air being
swallowed could help. However, this can be hard because people generally
(Take note; I say generally)
aren't aware of how much air they swallow.
Heero: I am.
Doctor: Well.....thats 'cuz you're smart
Heero: *mutters* not smart enough to say no when you asked me to
work here with you....
Doctor: *shrugs* Anyways, Avoiding chewing gum and eating more slowley
in a relaxed atmosphere may help...
People who fart and burp alot may need to change their diet by avoiding
food that are difficult to digest. Discovering which food is causing the gas
will involve eliminating certian food groups. Usually dairy & milk products
Heero: ::sarcasticly:: Yes, theres nothing like getting rid of fresh healthy fruit in your diet
Doctor: Shut up! Now where was I? Yes, then eliminate veggies...Hey!
Gas may also be caused from drinking carbonated drinks, or taking antacids
such as baking soda.
Heero: Why isn't Duo doing this with you?
Doctor: I wanted a segment with you in it
Heero: but where is he?
Doctor: ::goes into kitchen:: Duo?
Duo: ::drinking alot of carbonated drinks & an apple with ice cream::
Doctor: 1st off; Eew. And second off you're gonna get gassy mister!
Duo: ::starts farting alot:: a little gas never hurt anybody
Doctor: ::gets a gas mask:: Some gas is so severe that people thought they were
having heart attacks. And heartburn is also caused by gas....and ya'know
what causes gas, Duo?
Duo: What?
Doctor: *gets an evil monster voice* Little bugs inside your intestine that
start to eat your food and....and...and!!!!!
Duo: ::passes out::
Heero: What?
Doctor: And they burp ^-^;
Heero: So very intresting...
Doctor: Anyways, taking drugs somtimes helps.
Heero: ::goes and gets some morphine:: Ahh, good ole' drugs.
Doctor: ::takes it away:: Don't be an ass, you know what I mean.
Lemme finish, although drugs generally aren't very affective.
Simethicone, present in some antacids and also avalible seperatly,
can provide a little relif.
Somtimes other drugs....Oh gawd! drugs drugs drugs...just go take
some freakin drugs!!!!
Heero: But it says ..oh forget it. *picks up backpack* I'm late for school
Doctor: Nice working with you