Chapter One

It was like any morning in the smash mansion. Peach was cooking breakfast and Kirby was bothering her. "Is the food ready yet?" Kirby asked innocently. "FOR THE LAST TIME, NO IT ISN'T!" Peach yelled angrily. "How about now?" asked Kirby, which earned him a smack in the face with a tennis racket. Everyone was waking up because of the argument, and they slowly left their rooms. "Darn it Kirby, can't you understand what no means?" Ike asked as he walked to the table. "Well, Peach screaming didn't really help matters." Link grumbled. "Oh, calm down Link, Breakfast is almost ready!" Peach said happily and got back to work. Link shrugged and sat down at the table waiting for breakfast to be served.

Marth walked out of his bedroom, and yawned. Stupid Kirby… always messing up my sleep… he thought. He stretched and walked down to the hall, and prepared for breakfast, but a blue blur shot right by him knocking him to the ground, and he thought he heard, "You're to slow!" Marth got up angrily and started chasing Sonic shouting curse words and waving his sword.

"Hey!" yelled Ash, covering Pikachu's ears. "There are some things we don't scream in front of kids!" Pikachu, was saying the same thing while covering Pichu's ears, and Pichu looked confused, because only Pikachu understood human language yet. "Pichu?" Pichu said which translates roughly to "What the heck are you doing?" Pikachu realized his mistake, and took his paws off Pichu's ears before he electrocuted him. Jigglypuff, who floated nearby, laughed, and walked off to breakfast.

R.O.B. burst out of his room beeping happily. "I HAVE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT, FINISHING MY INVENTION. I HAVE COMPLETED IT OVER NIGHT, AND I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE I HAVE FINISHED THE UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR! NOW EVERYONE CAN UNDERSTAND ALL BEINGS IN EXISTENCE. JUST SLIP THIS DEVICE IN YOUR POCKET AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE." R.O.B. then went and distributed them to everyone. Pikachu walked up to Ganondorf and said for the first time since he joined Melee, something he'd been meaning to tell him. Pikachu took a deep breath and said, "You're really ugly." Ganondorf charged a Warlock punch and shot Pikachu through the window. "Serves the shrimp right" he mumbled, though slightly more self-conscious.

"PIKACHU!" Ash screamed and ran out to find him, stepping on Meta Knight, who was sleeping on the floor. Meta Knight had shredded his bed the previous night, screaming that there was an assassin hiding inside it. Mewtwo laughed and remembered the prank he had pulled on him. He had made the mattress Meta Knight was sleeping on slam him into the ceiling. Meta Knight had woken, very disturbed and angry, not unlike when Ash stepped on him. He flew outside and sent a tornado to send Ash flying.

Mewtwo, still laughing, walked over to Snake and Lucario and becan his training for the day. Snake did 200 Push-ups, ran 3 miles, and swam 10 laps in the pool, and Lucario and Mewtwo levitated things, bent metal, and chopped up fruit for Peach with their minds.

Nana and Popo jumped out of their room and met with Young Link and Toon Link to plan their pranks of the day. In silent agreement, they snuck up on Donkey Kong, who was eating a banana, and just as he was about to eat it, grabbed the banana away from him. Donkey Kong looked up in shock. "HUH? Who took my banana?" he looked around and the four tricksters walked behind him. Then Young Link walked out in front of D.K. eating the banana. "Hey Donkey Kong, how's it going? Realizing he was tricked, he back slammed and smashed the others, and threw Young Link into Samus' room. There was a yell and Young Link was whipped out with a blue laser. Samus stepped out in her armor and yelled, "AND STAY OUT!" Dr. Mario ran over as soon as he heard the crack of the prankster's bones and the crash from Young Link. "Oh, great. Now I'm going to have to get 4 stretchers, instead of the one I brought." He grabbed his stretchers and carried them to the hospital.

Zelda and Yoshi watched as they went by. "Oh man, I hope they'll be OK." Zelda said. "Yea, me too", Yoshi said as they went by. "Well, breakfast?" Zelda asked. "Sure thing!" Yoshi replied back, smiling. They walked to breakfast, passing Fox and Falco dueling with Wolf with their blasters. "I've had enough of you two!" Wolf yelled as he shot his blaster at Falco. "Not today, Wolf", Falco said and he kicked his reflector at Wolf and both the shot and the reflector nailed Wolf and he slid down a wall. He got back up and aimed a shot at Fox, but Zelda shot Din's Fire in the middle of them, and sent them all flying. "Piece of cake!" Zelda said and she smiled at Link who was watching nearby. He winked back and they went to the table together.

Yoshi watched the couple leave and went off in search of Mario. He found him near Luigi, who were arguing about whether red or green was better. "Well green is the color of snot!" Mario yelled, turning green at the thought. "Well red is the color of blood!" Luigi yelled, getting red in anger. Yoshi laughed at the irony for a moment, before interfering. "Well, Yoshi's are the best, and Yoshi's have both red and green on them, so there you go, they're both good." Mario and Luigi looked at each other before realizing they had turned the exact colors they were arguing about, looked shocked, and then started laughing. They quickly apologized and headed down to breakfast together.

Bowser and Wario woke up, exited their rooms, which were next to each other, and said hi. Stopping along the way to bully Lucas, they punched Mr. Game & Watch and kicked Olimar aside, and Wario let out a Wario Waft in Captain Falcon's room, who ran out screaming for air, and they walked to dinner.

Inside the basement of the Smash Mansion, in a room filled with smoke, 4 people sat around a table. "Place your bets!" Diddy Kong said. "Who do you think will win today? Fox and Falco? Or Wolf?" Pit looked up from his pile of bananas and said, "I think Fox and Falco have it today. No way they haven't got it this time." He pushed half his bananas into the pile for Fox and Falco, and choked. "Seriously, Diddy, turn off the smoke machine. We can't breathe in here!" King Dedede and Ness nodded in agreement and Diddy sighed and turned it off. "It really adds to the effect you know…." "Oh be quiet!" Ness said. "We would have died from lack of air in 7 minutes and 26 seconds!" Everyone looked slightly disturbed and Ness sighed. "Half my bananas in Wolf's pile" He pushed them there, and everyone looked at Dedede. "I'm betting on Wolf too." He said and pushed his bananas beside Ness'. "If you'll excuse me", Dedede said, "Dedede has to go Peepeepee." "Aww, sick! Really? Did you have to say that?" asked Pit in disgust. "Yup", said Dedede and ran off.

Sheik and Roy looked up from their discussion as King Dedede ran past. "No really, throwing knives are better than swords, Roy" Sheik said. "They attack much faster!" "However", Roy reasoned, "Swords are much stronger!" Suddenly, Peach's voice rang out through a loudspeaker. "BREAKFAST IS SERVED EVERYONE!"

Everyone made their way to the breakfast table, where Peach was serving eggs and bacon. Kirby, who had been banned from sucking in his food after an incident when all the food was eaten by Kirby and everyone had to wait an hour before Peach made more breakfast. Everyone gorged on their food, and smiles were exchanged, although Wolf tried to shoot Fox and Ike, who was sitting next to him, hit Wolf with the flat end of his sword. Everyone cheered, and kept eating. Everyone complimented Peach on her cooking and they went along with the rest of their day.

"So you've met the contestants… Interesting people huh? Well, they're about to get the surprise of their lives… read more, right here, at the SSSBS!