Naruto had a few things that could decribe him depending on who you asked. Sadly, there are only 4 people to ask, and one is Naruto himself. One universal description would be "Complete knucklehead and utterly unpredictable." Well, at least in his childhood. I mean, once you get past 10,000 years you would think that you can say that you're not as stupid or that people could predict what you are going to do right?
Nope, this is Naruto we are talking about here. If anything, its only gotten worse as time went on. He picked up a bunch of his friends quirks as time went on. First was Ero-sennin's Icha Icha Paradise writings. Kakashi's excuses and mask (He loved the mask under the mask trick). Shikamaru's laziness and cloud watching. Anko's exhibitionist tendancies. He even picked up Sasuke's Hn just for shits and giggles.
Funny as hell when he would Hn something Sasuke would say during one of their millenial fights. Yeah, the Teme is still alive and kicking. Apparently both the Kami and the Shinigami were bored as hell and decided to take an extended vacation of dimension hopping. So as the most overpowered people on the planet, He and Sasuke were appionted honerary Kami and Shinigami. Yeah yeah, Sasuke and I. Who cares about grammar anyways? Well, Sasuke went full lazy and made an orginization to do his job for him. Too bad the Teme wouldn't tell him what the orginization's name was. Whatever, it isn't like that will mater at all.
Well, he couldn't really blame the two of them for wanting a vacation. Naruto was bored as hell. Fighting Sasuke at a fake Valley of the end didnt come for another year or so. No one to fight ever since Madara was killed. Too bad we didn't think of how he was a sore loser. I mean, who would of thought the asshole would have Chibaku Tensei'ed the hell out of the 5 major villages just before we beheaded him?
Naruto walked into a small town and pulled out a small booklet "Hmm, Karakura town. This should be good for a century or two." Naruto said with a smile on his face. He really was bored. As in, ready to go live with Sasuke just to relieve the boredom that was his life right now.
'Nah, I'll just begin to write another edition to the series.' Naruto thought to himself. He nodded his head in agreement with himself and preformed something known to be able to pierce through even a silencing barrier, the voice of Youth "YOSH, TOO THE ONSEN!"
Naruto ran off into the sunset of Karakura town determined to find the nearest female onsen in order to do reaserch the his famous book series Icha Icha Paradice, which is large enough to be its' own book store. He was detirmined to find an unbelievably beautiful chick that would spark a new chapter of the series.
Naruto found a local Onsed to conduct his eternal reaserch on. There was one inhabitent to this local onsen, but her beauty more then made up for the lack of female beauties. She had long purple hair the went down her back in a pony tail and her dark skin accented her hair well. She was well endowed in all of the right areas and naturally gave off a vibe of sexy. 'Too bad the steam blocked some of the best view...' Naruto thought too himself.
He sent out a small bit of chakara and caused a small amout of wind to blow the offenting steam away from the beauty. She quickly opened her eyes revieling cat like pupils and stood up from the water, looking around for the small amout of reiatsu she just sensed in the air. Was a hollow attacking a plus? She quickly Shunpo'ed away without warning, heading back to Urahara's shop to ask him if any hollows or shinigami recently appeared in Karakura town.
Naruto was shocked. 'What speed' Naruto thought to himself. He hadn't seen speed that fast since he fought his dad out of boredom. Hey, having the Shinigami as a best friend can have its own benifits. Well, it doesnt seem to be quite instantaneus, but it came pretty damn close. Naruto started to walk in the direction he felt the dark beauty dissapear, creating a few kage bunshin along the way in order to find decent lodging as well as set up a few pranks along the way. He would start out easy, well easy for him that is. He did paint the most important monument in the most powerful ninja village ever in broad daylight wearing 'kill me orange'. Oh this town has no idea what it is in for...
A/N well, first story. I know I am tired of seeing those few words appear across the screen as I load up a fanfiction. Just bear with me as updating will be random. The length of the chapters will definitally increace as I find my groove and get better and faster at typing without errors. I will attempt to have a minimal ammount of mistakes in my writing as I find nothing more of a turn off that reading a fic with so many simple errors in the writing. I WILL mess up on personalities but hopefully the humor I will inject into this story as well as the pranks Naruto will pull in order to drive everyone up the wall will compensate. Oh, i can't wait until I get Naruto into the Seireitei... Hopefully an actual chapter will be up by Monday... No promises but chapter length will go up to around 5-10k per chap depending how much I want the chapter out.