Disclaimer: I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean, although I may claim that
Jack and or Will are my bitches. :P
A/N: BWAHAHAAHAHA!!! My first Pirates fic. I have decided that it is my
job to make a fanfic of EVERY ONE of my obsessions!!! This one actually HAS
a storyline *gasp!* I know, I know *bow, bow.* By the way, this is my first
storyline that I am really proud of, so if any of you steal it, I'll shoot
you. In the head. Kay kay, bai bai and on to the story!
Chapter 1, Stow Aways
The two girls watched the ship intently. 'Silent as the grave,' they thought together. The ship had white sails and was looking fairly beaten and battered.
Both girls were about the same height with the same dark blonde hair, one had shoulder length, the other fairly long. The one with the longer hair, Lisa, had on a bandanna. Her hair was braided tightly at her neck. She wore dark black eyeliner, breeches, and a brown vest over a black shirt. Her pants were cuffed at the calves, close to the knee. Her boots were supple black leather, the tops folded down. She wore a sword at her side.
The other girl, Angela, was dressed similarly. She wore green pants in much the same style as her best friend. Her vest and shirt were brown and her belt was nothing more than a leather strap knotted around her waist. She had on brown leather lace-up boots; the rawhide cords were bowed at her shins. Her hair and bangs were in several braids. She rubbed her eye and looked down at the black streak on her hand. She pouted and Lisa sighed.
"Baka," she whispered. Angela whined, moving her eye patch over to cover the smeared eyeliner and mascara. Lisa rolled her eyes. "Now hush or he'll hear us!" Lisa whispered.
"Why don't I get a sword?" Angela whined quietly.
"Shush! Here he comes!" Angela nodded quietly and the two girls made their way to the side of the ship. They threw their ropes up on the side; felt the metal hooks catch on something and climbed their way up. Once on the deck, they tossed the ropes into the water. They jumped down below just as a man stepped onto the boat from the dock. Without looking up, they knew that it was Captain Jack Sparrow, the man they had come to find.
He was tall with long black dreadlocks. His beard was in two separate braids and he wore a bandanna under a worn black hat. He had on eyeliner as well. His mustache curled at the ends and on his hands wore fingerless gloves. There was a pistol tucked inside his belt. He had on black pants and a black vest over a white shirt.
"Sorry mates," he called (slurring a bit) back to the group on shore. "This is one of the trips I need to take alone." He waved to them, then casted off.
"Sekushii desu ne...?" Angela whispered, her eyes sparkling.
"Sou desu ne..." Lisa replied in a hushed voice. Both girls were nearly drooling.
End Chapter One
A/N: So what do you think? ^_^ Yes, I know, another self-insert. Do you people even like these? Oh well, too bad, Lisa and I do so nyah! The chapters are short, but that doesn't mean anything. ^_^ I suck at typing things up, you guys know that! I have decided to add a bloopers section to this one. Lisa gave me the idea by doing so in one of her stories ^_^.
Bloopers
"Shush! Here he comes!" Angela nodded and the two girls watched Captain Jack Sparrow walk onto the deck of his ship. They quietly made their way to the side of the ship and threw their ropes up on the side. They felt the metal hooks catch on something and gave a hard jerk to lodge the metal hooks into what they had caught.
***Censored For Younger Readers***
"Wai! Sorry Jack!" Angela yelled. She and Lisa went around the other way to see their pirate idol sprawled on the deck of the ship, two grappling hooks around his ankles.
Chapter 1, Stow Aways
The two girls watched the ship intently. 'Silent as the grave,' they thought together. The ship had white sails and was looking fairly beaten and battered.
Both girls were about the same height with the same dark blonde hair, one had shoulder length, the other fairly long. The one with the longer hair, Lisa, had on a bandanna. Her hair was braided tightly at her neck. She wore dark black eyeliner, breeches, and a brown vest over a black shirt. Her pants were cuffed at the calves, close to the knee. Her boots were supple black leather, the tops folded down. She wore a sword at her side.
The other girl, Angela, was dressed similarly. She wore green pants in much the same style as her best friend. Her vest and shirt were brown and her belt was nothing more than a leather strap knotted around her waist. She had on brown leather lace-up boots; the rawhide cords were bowed at her shins. Her hair and bangs were in several braids. She rubbed her eye and looked down at the black streak on her hand. She pouted and Lisa sighed.
"Baka," she whispered. Angela whined, moving her eye patch over to cover the smeared eyeliner and mascara. Lisa rolled her eyes. "Now hush or he'll hear us!" Lisa whispered.
"Why don't I get a sword?" Angela whined quietly.
"Shush! Here he comes!" Angela nodded quietly and the two girls made their way to the side of the ship. They threw their ropes up on the side; felt the metal hooks catch on something and climbed their way up. Once on the deck, they tossed the ropes into the water. They jumped down below just as a man stepped onto the boat from the dock. Without looking up, they knew that it was Captain Jack Sparrow, the man they had come to find.
He was tall with long black dreadlocks. His beard was in two separate braids and he wore a bandanna under a worn black hat. He had on eyeliner as well. His mustache curled at the ends and on his hands wore fingerless gloves. There was a pistol tucked inside his belt. He had on black pants and a black vest over a white shirt.
"Sorry mates," he called (slurring a bit) back to the group on shore. "This is one of the trips I need to take alone." He waved to them, then casted off.
"Sekushii desu ne...?" Angela whispered, her eyes sparkling.
"Sou desu ne..." Lisa replied in a hushed voice. Both girls were nearly drooling.
End Chapter One
A/N: So what do you think? ^_^ Yes, I know, another self-insert. Do you people even like these? Oh well, too bad, Lisa and I do so nyah! The chapters are short, but that doesn't mean anything. ^_^ I suck at typing things up, you guys know that! I have decided to add a bloopers section to this one. Lisa gave me the idea by doing so in one of her stories ^_^.
Bloopers
"Shush! Here he comes!" Angela nodded and the two girls watched Captain Jack Sparrow walk onto the deck of his ship. They quietly made their way to the side of the ship and threw their ropes up on the side. They felt the metal hooks catch on something and gave a hard jerk to lodge the metal hooks into what they had caught.
***Censored For Younger Readers***
"Wai! Sorry Jack!" Angela yelled. She and Lisa went around the other way to see their pirate idol sprawled on the deck of the ship, two grappling hooks around his ankles.