He is perfect in every way.
He has the body of a Greek god.
His eyes.
His smile.
That jaw line.
His sensuous lips especially when he smiles, or when he talks in that sexy voice.
He has the body of a Greek god.
Oh man that body… the abs you could shred cheese on, but me personally I would rather do a body shot.
And that butt of his… oh man, I bet you could bounce a quarter off of it. Oh the thought…
It's hard to believe that this gorgeous man is a professional wrestler. With the looks he has, you could think you would see him as a model or in the films, well at least one kind of film… but I digress.
However, the moment you see him in the ring, doing the moves this man can do... you see one of the best superstars in Word Wrestling Superstars. The moment this guy enters the arena, he has the crowd's attention, you are wondering, "What is he going to do? What is he going to say? How will he win the match this time?"
There was a time when he was hated, but now he is one of the most popular superstars today. I can see many great things in his future.
World Heavyweight Championship multiple times.
Many more championship reigns.
Wrestlemania main events.
A long wonderful career which leads to many memorable matches, maybe some records being broken.
After his unforgettable last match, he will inevitability become a proud member of the WWE Hall of Fame.
I can see it all for him, and I am going to make it happen.
You see, I am in love with man. I mean I am truly madly deeply, over the moon, head over heels in love with him. I met him when I first started working for the WWE, and ever since then I have been in love with him. He gave me a ride to the hotel after I was abandoned by the people I work with, he did not have to, but he was generous enough to give me a ride. Ever since then I knew that he and I were meant to be.
I can see our future now, after a decent time of dating, after getting permission from dad of course he proposes to me at Wrestlemania after winning the WWE Championship, I like that better then the WHC cause it has all that bling and it will go so nicely with his tight pants… ooh those pant… I'm sorry, what was I talking about? Oh right right, he will present me with a simple yellow gold round solitaire ring cause he believes in tradition
We get married in the family church in LA, I will look fantastic in my grandmother's gown, and it will be a fairy tale wedding, with my daddy walking me down the aisle. We have traditional wedding with the vows where I will love, honor and obey him till death do us part. We have simple yellow bands, cause we don't want things to flashy. After the reception we honeymoon in Maine cause its rarely done.
Nine months after our wedding night we will have our son, who will have his father's name and be a spitting image of his father. He will grow up in a house of love and then will go to school and become a doctor and marry his high school sweetheart who will give us grandchildren and cure the world.
About a year after our son is born, we will have our little girl, Opal after my grandmother. She will be daddy's little girl, she will be spoiled rotten. She will also marry her high school sweetheart and be a stay at home mom while raising her children and taking care of her husband like I did.
I will be a stay at home mom, to make sure that my family is well provided for, my love will retire from wrestling at the age of forty, then go work for daddy at the bank and become the manager. He and I will retire in Florida where grow old and pass away in each other's arms on the same day.
Doesn't that sound perfect? I think that it is the perfect future for us and I looking forward to that it all coming true.
I am sure what you are wondering… who is the love of my life?? Who is the man that is the object of my affection? Who is my soul mate? Who is the wonderful superstar I am talking about?
Well ladies and gentlemen, the love of my life is none other than…
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My name is Roxanne Davis but everyone call me Roxie and I am a proud member of the Federal Bureau of Investigations. I have been for since I was at the young age of 20. I am one of the best agents that they have seen in many years. In my short five years of my career I have close about 50 cases, I have busted more drug dealers, terrorist plots, sweat shops, and prostitute rings then I care to count. I have seen many damn things in my life that I would so gladly want to forget, but I am sure that they will haunt me till the day I die.
Anyway, I have seen and done a lot in my life, but this one takes the cake, I have a protection detail, but it is no normal protection detail. Normally I protect politicians, fellow agents, directors of other agencies, hell I have even protect TWO presidents… but this detail was not one I thought I would be doing… a professional wrestler. I mean really? REALLY? Some dimwitted muscle head from World Wrestling Entertainment? I have protected the American people from another edition of 9/11 or an explosion of cocaine on the streets, but NOW my boss is telling me I need to protect a guy who spends his life wearing underwear in front of the whole world and hooking up every Tiffany, Denise, and Heather he can from someone who is stalking him?
On top of all that, I have to go undercover as one of these girls who were next to nothing and clearly missed their calls as Hooter girls?
REALLY? Oh man, this is def one for the ages. I swear I was not put on this detail cause I am the best agent, I think it's because I looked best in a bikini, that is the last time I let any agent see an old photo of me.
Anyway the point is, I am about to go undercover into the world of wresting to look for someone who is obsessed with my detail. Apparently this person works within the company, oh yeah this is going to be easy, I am going to walk in, see the stalker, and boom I am off to Prague to prevent chemical warfare… sometimes I wonder if my boss is missing a light bulb or two upstairs since he said I will be able to do this in two weeks.
So I guess the bottom line is, my name is Special Agent Roxanne Davis and as of 0900 on the twentieth of October Thousand Nine, I am WWE Diva/bodyguard to Smackdown superstar John Randall Hennigan aka "The Shaman of Sexy" John Morrison.