I heard a knock from the door; Edward turned and stared at the door,
"Oh hey jasper, come in" he said breathlessly
Jasper opened the door and stepped in, careful not to look at us.
"Erm…Edward, Rosalie knows that it was you that did that to her tools, and erm...she told me to tell you…that she gunna erm…get your cars and make them in to tiny little pieces.." Jasper admitted sheepishly.
Edward gasped from beside me.
"…crap…" he said calmly.
And then it started
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he screamed…
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!"
"Edward…Edward…calm…"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"EDWARD, Calm…" I said softly.
"EDWARD SHUT UP!!" I shouted in his ear.
He turned his head slowly and looked at me, his facial expression was mad…very…mad…
"DO NOT TELL ME TO SHUT UP...YOU SHUT UP....!" He screamed every word separately.
I instantly shut up.
"MY BABYS, OH, MY BABYS!!!"
I looked down…OH!!
"Erm…Edward…..dear…." I gulped "Edward…."
"WHAT!!!"
I gulped again.
Erm…I don't want to alarm you or anything but…erm…" I spoke nervously and then sang…
"WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAOO, THIS SEX IS ON FIREEEEEE!!"
Ok This Was A One Shot, And I Wrote This On The Spot In A MSN Conversation And Couldnt Stop Laughing For Ages, I Showed A Few People, Thet Laughed Hard As Well :)
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