A/NN: Hello everyone! My name is Ann E. Casa-
William: ANN ELIZABETH CASAP! Get the fuck back to work on DOTD, NOW!
-sigh- my co-writer for my other work, ladies and gentlemen. A Mr. William Apenzel. -sigh- Fine! You shit, I'll get back to work. Let me just finish up here first! RWBY does not belong to me or my pissed of co-writer here. Hey! Just so you know, I did work on DOTD yesterday while my gums were getting abused and bloodied. Ass. -grumbles incoherently-
Pyrrha Nikos was many things and had many responsibilities to fulfill as a fourth year student at Beacon Academy. She was a celebrity, the Mistral Regional Tournament Champion for four years, a soon-to-be licensed huntress, girlfriend of Jaune Arc, close friend of team RWBY, and the president of Beacon's student council. Of course, these many titles under her name came with plenty of difficult tasks she had to complete. Despite the stress that would be put on her whenever she was busy getting such things done, Pyrrha chose to look at the brighter side of it all; it was how she got through and given enough effort, she could find a sliver of joy or amusement in any grim situation. Taking all of her drunken and slightly injured teammates back via deployable lockers was not something she found amusing or joyful. Right now, she was pretty pissed and irritated. And like all drunken encounters one would find their friend/family member in, it started with a phone call. To be more precise, a pocket dial from none other than the soon-to-be-dead Jaune Arc.
Five hours earlier
"Are you sure you can't come with us to the bar for a few drinks? It'll be fun." Jaune pleaded. He made one last attempt at getting his girlfriend to play hooky and have a night of fun with all their friends.
"Yes, I cannot come. I'm sorry but I really have to stay and attend this student council," Pyrrha answered. She looked back to her pleading boyfriend/team leader through the handheld mirror. Agile and calloused fingers ran through her red locks and smoothed out her school uniform.
"Ugh..!" the blonde leader let his head fall back and groaned in disappointment. "But those things are so boring! Can't you get someone else to fill in for you? I mean, we'll be graduating in two weeks and after that, we'll be heading our separate ways. This may be the only time we get to have fun with everyone else altogether! ...well, for a while at least."
"Jaune, I'm the student council president. I have to go," she sighed when she saw his saddened face. Dropping the mirror, Pyrrha walked back to her boyfriend and tilted his head to face her. "Look, I'll try and be done as fast as I can, ok?"
"Ok," she smiled at him, even if his gaze refused to meet hers. Pyrrha stroked his cheek with her thumb before planting a kiss on his lips. Breaking off, Jaune finally returned Pyrrha's smile before leaving for team RWBY's dorm, where everyone else had waited for him.
Earlier, in team RWBY's dorm
"Weiiiissss, are you done yet? We're supposed to be at the bar in less than ten minutes." Ruby whined from their shared bed. She buried her face in her dog pillow as she waited for her girlfriend and partner for four years to finish applying her makeup.
"Oh be patient, Ruby. I'm almost done. I would've been done sooner if SOMEONE hadn't been in the shower for over half an hour!" Weiss shot daggers at the blonde brawler, who threw up her hands in defense.
"Hey now, I had twigs and dirt in my hair from having abandoned hilltop sex with Blake earlier. And this kind of mane requires high maintenance, darlin'"
"Abandoned hilltop se-. Nevermind, forget I said anything." Weiss dismissed and went back to finishing her makeup.
"You guys had sex on an abandoned hilltop?" Nora questioned. She was sitting on Ren's lap with her arms looped around his neck. They were seated on one of the study chairs, waiting for their friends and team leader to finish getting ready.
"Nora, please don't encourage her-" Weiss begged, but all in vain. Her question had reached the blonde's ears, who was all too eager to answer and provide such explicit details.
"Too late!" Yang chirped gleefully, causing the heiress to groan in displeasure. Here goes another one of Yang Xiao Long's supposedly amazing sexcapades with Blake Belladonna.
"So, it all started when Blake and I went out for an early lunch picnic in town..."
While Yang continued to tell the tale of her latest sexual encounter, Weiss turned to Blake imploringly, the latter merely focusing on reading her book. "Aren't you going to stop her?"
"Oh its ok. She hasn't revealed anything bad. We're not at the steamy part, yet." Blake casually informed without looking up from the text. Weiss could have sworn she saw a small, smug smirk playing on the corner of her lips.
"...so then she starts nibbling on my neck and running her left hand through my hair while her right hand starts snaking its way down my pant-"
"Ok honey! That's enough. There are people here who you are making very uncomfortable." Blake warned, she placed her book down and got up to stop her lover from splurging into M rated material.
"What?! Like who?"
"Weiss, Ruby, and Ren." Doing a quick take around the room, Yang found her sister covering her ears with a pillow, a red-faced Ren looking off to the side uncomfortably, and a fuming Weiss. Well, technically Weiss didn't count. She never expressed any interest in Yang's stories.
Sighing loudly in disappointment, Yang threw her arms up in the air. "Fiiiine. I'll shut uuuup. Geez, what a bunch of killjoys." Plopping down extra hard on Blake's bunk, Yang sighed again, albeit more softly. "Is Jaune ready yet? I wanna go already."
"He's probably on his way. He was trying to get Pyrrha to ditch and come with us." Ren answered.
"Hmph, what a bad boy." Yang responded sarcastically. She fell back on the bed, avoiding Blake's and letting her eyes softly close. Less than a minute passed until Yang got back on her feet and pulled out her keys to Bumblebee. She never had the patience for waiting.
"Come on, Blake. Let's go. Jaune's taking too long and I wanna get out of here already."
"All right, fine." Placing her bookmark inside her novel, Blake followed the impatient blonde out the door before calling back to her friends, "We'll save us a booth! And don't worry, I won't let her drink a lot before you guys get there but I suggest you hurry. Bye!"
Five minutes went by until a certain bumbling blonde stumbled through team RWBY's dorm.
"Jauney-boy! Leader man!" Nora leaped up from her boyfriend's lap and pointed a finger at him. "You finally showed up! And without Pyrrha.. No luck?"
Jaune sighed dejectedly. "Nope. She can't get out of her student council meeting."
"Aww, bummer. Oh well! I guess we can all party together later. Now come on! Let's go! Team BumbleBY is already at the bar." Pulling her boyfriend up to his feet, she proceeded to drag him along outside their friends' dorm.
"Wha-? They are? I thought we were all going together." he asked, still rooted to where he stood.
"Yes." Weiss answered as she was putting the final touches on her makeup. "The blonde bimbo got tired of waiting for you. So, she left with Blake earlier. Now let's get going! If we wait any longer, all the alcohol will be gone." Weiss grabbed her things and Ruby's hand and pulled them towards the door, moving past the bumbling leader of team JNPR. The night was about to begin.
Rodsworth: *ahem* Hello ladies and gentlemen. I am not the writer and host, I am her co-host James Rodsworth. The young miss could not be here to say the finishing words, so she sent me to do it instead.
A/NN: -off in the distance- I should be doing that!
William: -off in the distance- Get back to work! Your break is in half an hour!
A/NN: -off in the distance- Tch..!
Rodsworth: Umm, right. Well, she said that this is another one-shot turned short story. She felt that it would have been much too long to read in one sitting, again. Well, please read, review, and enjoy ladies and gentlemen! Next chapter will be the body, she's still deciding on whether she wants to split it in half like Going in Circles or just in one big chapter block. I think it'd be beneficial if you all decided. Please let her know if you want the body in halves or not. The first half will be centered around team RWBY and the other will be team JNR. Decide for her, please. Well, till then. Goodbye everyone!