Summary: Guys, this is the moment, I have been waiting for… forever.
Seriously, I'm going to meet my future husband for the first time. MXR WTF?
OR A story in which Musa is a raging fangirl who sends a multitude of hyperactive texts in a desperate attempt to score tickets to a completely sold out concert.
Fore note: I'm not a fan of the Beebs, nor am I a fan of the MusaxRiven pairing, deal with it. Nonsense fic? Can I call it that? I think I got the idea from Glee but I'm not sure. Or a commercial. I also learnt its Bieber not Beiber… Whoops.
Disclaimer: I'm disclaiming! I'm disclaiming! I'm disclaiming!
The Justin Bieber Experience
A ONE SHOT
~After17
3:34 A.M
To: Bloom, Flora, Stella, Tecna, Layla…
From: Musa
OMG. OMFG. JUSTIN BIEBER IS COMING TO PLAY AT THE END OF THE MONTH OMG! Guys, this is the moment, I have been waiting for… forever.
Seriously, I'm going to meet my future husband for the first time.
OMG!
3:35 A.M
To: Musa
From: Stella
Honey, I can't believe you got me out of bed for this, I thought you were in danger. Please, don't text me again until the sun rises.
Mwah.
6:00 AM
To: Stella
From: Musa
It's morning, bitch. Justin. In a month. I'm putting in for extra hours at work, so I can buy lots of merchandise. Mwahahaha!
6:08 AM
To: Musa
From: Flora
Musa, I love you, but three am? What were you doing at three am?
6:10 AM
To: Flora
From: Musa
Searching for exclusive Justin Bieber footage, duh.
6:28 AM
To: Musa
From: Stella
Why did I need to know that? Btw, hate you too. Cow. Woke me up. AGAIN! Mwah.
6:29 AM
To: Musa
From: Stella
Also, why did I need to know that bit about work?
6:32 AM
To: Stella
From: Musa
Um, so you can call in sick, or take holidays so I can have your shifts? That's what friends are for right?
6:32 AM
To: Musa
From: Tecna
Oh really?
6:33 AM
To: Tecna
From: Musa
For real? You're not joking?
6:34 AM
To: Musa
From: Tecna
I can barely contain my excitement for you Musa.
6:35 AM
To: Musa
From: Layla
I care why?
6:40 AM
To: Tecna
From: Musa
Oh, har har. Bitch.
6:42 AM
To: Musa
From: Stella
Um, no. I'm saving up for a Chloe` bag, I need those shifts as well.
6:45 AM
To: Bloom
From: Musa
You're the only one I haven't gotten a text from, why is that?
7:00 AM
To: Musa
From: Bloom
If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.
7:05 AM
To: Bloom
From: Musa
Oh, for the love of…
7:15 AM
To: Bloom, Flora, Stella, Tecna, Layla…
From: Musa
You guys all suck, you're lack of support for beebs, saddens his sweet little baby face…
7:29 AM
To: Musa
From: Layla
Good.
9:00 AM
To: Bloom, Flora, Stella, Tecna, Layla…
From: Musa
Did I tell you that you suck? All of you.
3:00 PM
To: Bloom, Flora, Stella, Tecna, Layla…
From: Musa
OMFG, ALL THE TICKETS ARE GOOONNEEE! I'm going to ddddiiiiieeeee… without letting Justin know how much I love him. Wahhhh!
3:03 PM
To: Musa
From: Layla
You're such a drama queen.
3:10 PM
To: Layla
From: Musa
I have a plan – radio stations all have awesome giveaways, back stage passed included, I'm going to enter.
And win.
3:15 PM
To: Layla
From: Musa
Justin! Justin! Justin!
3:30 PM
To: Musa
From: Stella
Why must you have unlimited texting? No Mwah! For you.
3:30 PM
To: Stella
From: Tecna
You didn't have to listen to her speech on how Justin Bieber's song 'Baby' is a perfect example of how society views stereotypes in today's media… and then listen to her belt out the song.
3:33 PM
To: Tecna
From: Stella
I can honestly say I'm glad that I didn't have too. Mwah!
3:59 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
I want Justin Bieber Tickets, where can I get some? You still like me right? Can you get me Justin Bieber tickets so he and I can, like, be together?
4:30 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
OMFG, Selena Gomez is the biggest tramp/whore/slut/gold digger EVER. I hate her! Seriously, I don't need a seat warmer.
4:45 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
OMG, hello? My life is falling apart around me and you can't even respond.
5:00 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
HELLO!
5:05 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
Hey! Hey! You! Hey! YOU! Respond to my text damn it!
5:07 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
You SUCK! That is all.
5:08 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
ARGH! You are so frustrating! Why did I ever like you?
5:16 PM
To: Stella
From: Musa
Why did I ever even like Riven? He doesn't even respond to my texts….
5:18 PM
To: Musa
From: Stella
Neither does Justin Bieber, but you still like him.
5:18 PM
To: Musa
From: Stella
WIN!
5:19 PM
To: Musa
From: Stella
In case you haven't gathered, I just signed up for UNLIMITED text messaging. Hope you're asleep at three BITCH. MWAH!
5:20 PM
To: Stella
From: Musa
Crap.
5:23 PM
To: Tecna
From: Musa
HELP! Stella's gonna attack me with texts at three am, I need you to save me!
5:25 PM
To: Musa
From: Tecna
Turn your phone off.
5:36 PM
To: Tecna
From: Musa
You have got to be the least amount of fun. Also, I never turn off my phone. You never know, I might miss a call from Justin Bieber.
5:40 PM
To: Musa
From: Tecna
Oh, really? Is that a fact?
5:46 PM
To: Tecna
From: Musa
I hate you. You are no longer my best friend. You have been demoted to regular friend until you prove yourself to be on my side. LIKE A REAL BEST FRIEND!
5:52 PM
To: Musa
From: Tecna
What? How can we not be best friends?
5:53 PM
To: Tecna
From: Musa
Well, we are. I'm just mad at you. Kind of. You're lack of MusaxBeebs is displeasing.
6:01 PM
To: Musa
From: Tecna
This is why you need more than two hours sleep Musa. Really. Go to bed.
6:04 PM
To: Tecna
From: Musa
Can't. Watching E! And am fast forwarding to the bits about Justin Bieber and that Slutty Gomez breaking up. I mean, it's bound to happen sooner or later. Since I'm going to be at his concert and one look and we will fall in love and ride off into the sunset.
6:09 PM
To: Musa
From: Tecna
The Insane Train just left, I think you missed it… also, according to wiki, he's only sixteen. Musa… he's so… young.
6:11 PM
To: Tecna
From: Musa
So? He's so cute and baby faced! And I love him. A lot.
6:12 PM
To: Tecna
From: Musa
Did you hear me, I LOVE him. He's my one and only.
6:14 PM
To: Musa
From: Tecna
Oh dear. And what about Riven? Why not go after him? At least he's your age? And normal.
6:17 PM
To: Tecna
From: Musa
Dude, no. Just no.
6:18 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
Um, so how about responding to my text messages I sent?
6:20 PM
To: Musa
From: Tecna
Why?
6:21 PM
To: Tecna
From: Musa
Because, duh, he's not Justin Bieber nor is he responding to my text… I might have use up all my unlimited texts texting him today.
6:30 PM
To: Musa
From: Tecna
I actually can't make sense of your texts, anymore. I think you've finally lost it.
6:40 PM
To: Bloom
From: Musa
I just told Tec that I was using up all my unlimited texts on Riven when isn't responding does this make sense to you?
6:43 PM
To: Musa
From: Bloom
No, I can't say it does.
6:44 PM
To: Layla
From: Musa
I just told Tec (and Bloom) that I was using up all my unlimited texts on Riven when isn't responding does this make sense to you?
6:46 PM
To: Musa
From: Layla
No. No it doesn't. I swear I'm going to invent an app that asks you if you want to send text before you send it.
6:47 PM
To: Layla
From: Musa
I DON'T NEED IT!
6:56 PM
To: Tecna
From: Musa
Fine, you win. But Justin is still amazing.
6:56 PM
To: Stella
From: Bloom
I swear, why does Musa have to be such a fan girl at times?
6:58 PM
To: Bloom
From: Stella
I don't know, why is your hair so red? Mwah
7:01 PM
To: Stella
From: Bloom
Facepalm. Why do you get so crazy over a pair of shoes?
7:03 PM
To: Bloom
From: Stella
Are you calling me crazy?
7:06 PM
To: Stella
From: Bloom
Are you calling me a red head?
7:09 PM
To: Bloom
From: Stella
Um… but, hon, you are a red head.
7:11 PM
To: Stella
From: Bloom
We are so not talking in homeroom tomorrow.
7:15 PM
To: Flora
From: Stella
So. just so you know, Bloom and I aren't talking and Musa is nuts. Mwah!
7:30 PM
To: Stella
From: Flora
Okay I don't know what just happened, but tell me tomorrow, yeah? Also, I have a date for Friday, please, please, please help me choose an outfit!
7:31 PM
To: Flora
From: Stella
OMFG! FLORA! DETS! NOW! OMG! Who is it? Tell! Tell! Tell me! Tell me NOW!
7:33 PM
To: Stella
From: Flora
Helia asked me out after school today, I'll call you, okay?
7:38 PM
To: Flora
From: Stella
Why did you take so long to tell me? Flora! WTF?
7:42 PM
To: Stella
From: Flora
Um, I'm not too sure, you know I prefer to call over the phone and I guess I just wanted to keep it to myself for a while.
8:00 PM
To: Flora
From: Stella
So? When are you going to call me? I've been sitting by my phone for 15 minutes!
8:31 AM
To: Stella
From: Bloom
Okay, its half way through homeroom, I'm bored, can we talk again? Please? I forgive you for calling me a red head.
3:46 PM
To: Layla
From: Musa
It's been a freakin' week! WHY ARE THERE NO FREE TICKETS! NNNnnnOOOOooooooo! My life it freakin' over.
3:49 PM
To: Musa
From: Layla
Please get over this Justin Bieber obsession. Quickly. This is worse than that time you just finished reading Twilight.
3:52 PM
To: Layla
From: Musa
OMG! Twilight, I completely forgot about that, I'm gonna go re-read that.
3:59 PM
To: Musa
From: Layla
Hope is wasted on the hopeless.
4:02 PM
To: Layla
From: Musa
You know whose hopeless? Riven, he still hasn't responded to my texts, I'm going to annoy him now.
4:15 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
How is your inbox NOT full yet?
4:26 PM
To: Musa
From: Riven
For fucks' sake, Musa, stop it.
4:27 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
Now you respond! Riven, helpppp mmeee! I need Justin Bieber tickets!
5:03 PM
To: Musa
From: Riven
Why would I do that?
5:07 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
Um, because you love me?
5:18 PM
To: Musa
From: Riven
Is that a fact?
5:30 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
OMG! Riven, I could punch you in the face right now, I don't know why I even liked you, why can't you be more like Justin Bieber?
6:00 PM
To: Stella
From: Riven
She told me to be more like Justin Bieber, why would I do that?
6:05 PM
To: Riven
From: Stella
Why are you texting me?
6:08 PM
To: Riven
From: Stella
Are you asking for my advice? Wtf? Do I look like I know all about Justin Bieber… and trust me, we don't need another one in the world.
6:15 PM
To: Stella
From: Riven
Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
6:22 PM
To: Stella
From: Riven
Look, I need your help.
6:25 PM
To: Riven
From: Stella
I'm saving that message to my phone… if I knew how. WOW, is all I can say.
6:25 PM
To: Riven
From: Stella
And, yes, I will help you, even though I don't entirely like you.
5:25 P.M
To: Bloom, Flora, Stella, Tecna, Layla…
From: Musa
Guuys! I can't even get through on the radio stations, I've seriously been trying all week… FML. I WANT JUSTIN BIEBER TICKETS AND I WANT THEM NOW!
5:30 P.M
To: Musa
From: Tecna
Why don't you try online? You did apply for extra shifts right?
5:32 P.M
To: Tecna
From: Musa
Do you know how much those tickets are going for?
5:35 P.M
To: Musa
From: Tecna
Sorry.
9:04 P.M
To: Stella
From: Riven
How much are these tickets going for?
9:09 P.M
To: Riven
From: Stella
Hhmm, maybe you should have fallen for a cheaper girl.
9:15 P.M
To: Stella
From: Riven
I'll tell that too Brandon tomorrow.
9:17 P.M
To: Riven
From: Stella
YOU WOULDN'T!
9:21 P.M
To: Riven
From: Stella
Don't you not respond to me, bitch!
9:23 P.M
To: Brandon
From: Stella
Whatever Riven is going to tell you is a lie.
9:29 P.M
To: Stella
From: Brandon
Huh? Honey, go get some sleep your not making any sense to me.
9:31 P.M
To: Stella
From: Riven
Relax, princess, I wasn't going to tell him anything.
9:34 P.M
To: Brandon
From: Stella
Never mind! I'm going to bed now, nighty-night.
9:35 P.M
To: Riven
From: Stella
I hate you, I don't know why Musa likes you so much.
8:00 PM
To: Bloom, Flora, Stella, Tecna, Layla…
From: Musa
OMG! You guys, the concert is tomorrow and I don't have a ticket… wahhhhhaaaa! What am I going to do? How can I possibly sneak into the concert? I'm going to have to steal some girls' ticket… YOU ALL HAVE TO HELP ME!
8:05 PM
To: Musa
From: Stella
Miracles happen…
8:09 PM
To: Stella
From: Musa
I want Justin Bieber tickets so, so, SO badly!
8:11 PM
To: Riven
From: Stella
Send her the text now.
8:14 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
I don't have a Justin Bieber ticket for tonight, I want to die…. I hope your happy.
8:18 PM
To: Musa
From: Riven
Being with you is just no doubt
I'm going crazy and there's nothing I should do
I can't, Can't live without you
(So, would you go to the Justin Beiber concert with me?)
8:30 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
I'm actually so speechless it took me twelve minutes to respond.
8:31 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
And it's Bieber not Beiber.
8:33 PM
To: Musa
From: Riven
Like I care, I'm just going because I'm sick of your depressing texts about how much you want to go to the concert.
8:35 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
Wait… you actually have authentic Justin Bieber tickets?
8:38 PM
To: Musa
From: Riven
No, they're fake… of course they're real. Actually I do have some fake ones, I won't be eating for the next six months but radio stations are quite generous.
8:40 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
YOU MEAN I'M GOING TO THE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT! WITH YOU? OMFG! I'm going to see the Beebs, Riven, I love you.
8:42 PM
To: Musa
From: Riven
And meet him.
8:45 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
OHMYFUCKINGGODAREYOUSERIOUS?
8:48 PM
To: Musa
From: Riven
Have you heard of a space bar? And I am serious. You should thank Stella, she was the one who pestered me into it.
8:50 PM
To: Stella
From: Musa
I love you.
8:51 PM
To: Stella
From: Musa
I love you.
8:52 PM
To: Stella
From: Musa
I love you.
8:53 PM
To: Stella
From: Musa
I love you.
8:54 PM
To: Stella
From: Musa
I love you.
8:55 PM
To: Stella
From: Musa
I love you.
8:56 PM
To: Musa
From: Stella
You should be thanking Riven.
8:59 PM
To: Riven
From: Musa
I love you so freaking much! You have no idea.
9:02 PM
To: Musa
From: Riven
It's alright, just stop texting me so much.
10:02 PM
To: Bloom, Flora, Stella, Tecna, Layla…
From: Musa
OMFG! I just MET Justin Bieber! I AM SO HAPPY! AND I HAVE THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER! YOU'RE ALL SO JEALOUS!
10:05 PM
To: Bloom, Flora, Stella, Tecna, Layla…
From: Musa
I mean Riven, not Justin Bieber.
FIN
After17
Please Review if you never want me to write a Justin Bieber/Beiber (wtf? How do you spell it?) inspired fic ever again.