Hamtaro goes nuts!
Eh, writer's block fanfic. I don't know what to write in my other ones……………
So, eh here goes! Oh yeah! Disclaimer: No!
At the ham ham clubhouse all the little hams were having a party.(A/N I don't mean like
Cappy or Penelope)"Boss, zee clubhouse looks lovely! Well, I will go danc-I mean eat all the yummy looking cheese! "Said bijou. Shows bijou eatin-no. More like gobbling all the cheese.
"Oo…………..ok, that is not normal…….." said Boss
"Hey! Check me out dudes!" bellowed Hamtaro. shows hamtaro tap dancing on da ox man while singing 'the hamster dance '."Did dee de de de de oh oh! De da dideoh! "Sung Hamtaro.
"Drunk? Asked boss,"yup" replied bijou.
Suddenly, Hamtaro started to run around with a knife! (Which he got out of nowhere)
And killed Bijou! "No! Bijou! I will kill you hamtaro!" said Boss and Stan at the same time. Of course, when they were right in front of him, he stabbed the both in the heart with two six inch daggers.
"Ham-hams! Scatter!" Said Maxwell, before getting shot.
The next day..…..
Cappy's war journal: Day one.
This is nuts! Hamtaro created an army of drunken hamsters and started a war!
You know what else? I'm a solder! ME! A solder! Well, I've got to sign off, Time for war practice.
Cappy's war journal: Day two.
We had our first attack today. Thankfully, we were able to defeat them somehow.
And I survived! Yay for me!
"Cappy, it's time to go to the mess hall! (The lunch room) What are you waiting for?"
said Penelope. Cappy sighed. He was the only one who understood what Penelope said. Except for Pashmina.
End of chapter one
What did you guys think? Sorry about the last one though….