The Toa go on a road trip
TAHU GOT A NEW CAR.
THE TOA ALL GO ON A DAMN ROAD TRIP
Lewa: Whoa where did you get the new ride?
Tahu: I bought from a Matoran who spoke in a very odd accent.
Kopaka: Well let's go on a road trip.
*The Toa all get in the car*
Tahu: *starts singing a parody of "If I were a rich man called If I were a Toa Kaita* If I were a Toa Kaita. Deide deide deide. All day long i'd biddy bitty bum if I were a powerful Toa
Tahnok: Hey Tahu. You suck at singing.
Tahu:*stops the car* You sayin, I'm gay?
Tahnok: Umm.....yes. YOU ARE GAY!!!!
Tahu: Oh you're going to pay for that *beats Tahnok up*
Tahnok:...............*Krana comes out*..................
Tahu: Good we got it
Pohatu: Thank god
Gali: Lets keep going guys
Onua: Umm guys hold on *pukes in Tahnok's shell* Ok I'm ready
Kopaka: Good thing that's over. Let's move on
(All the Toa get in the car)
(Voriki gulps down a bottle of Vodka)
Kopaka: Voriki no drinking *smacks the bottle of booze out of Voriki's hand*
Voriki:*In Barney gumble's voice* precious alcohaul soiled *licks it off the floor of the car*
Onua: Damnit Voriki stop it
Kopaka: Oh no Gali's getting car sick
Gali:*pokes her head out the window and vomits* BBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*stops puking* Say did anyone bring the car sick medicine?
Lewa: Right here *tosses the medicine to Gali*
Gali: Oh thanks *gulps down the car sickness medcine*
Onua and Pohatu: *Start singing* 99 bottles of booze on the wall 99 bottles of booze. We knock them down and pass them around. 98 bottles of booze on the wall.
Tahu: Oh shit. We're going to crash
To be continued