Okay, we've all heard the pants. Here's lines from Star Wars that can be "improved" if you substitute the word "llama" for key words.
I do not own Star Wars and no money is being made from this fanwork. Brought to you by Kuzco, your friendly neighborhood King of the World. All inspirational credit for this goes to my sister. (She pointed out that I had neglected to say so; it's true- I can't think up anything on my own. It's all her...)
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Attack of the Llamas
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Looks like there was no llama after all.
We are keepers of the llama, not soldiers.
He is a political idealist, not a llama.
Relax. Take a deep llama.
The llama surrounding this threat will be revealed.
I'd much rather dream about llamas.
Only in your mind, my very young llama.
This is a llama, I think.
Our llama she must respect.
I see you becoming the best of the llamas.
Beyond the outer llama...
...they're llamas, good ones too.
I thought that was forbidden for a llama.
Truly wonderful the mind of a llama is.
I suggest you take advantage of my llama.
There it is R4, our missing planet- Llama.
A llama army, and I must say, one of the finest we've ever created.
Where is this llama now?
Always a pleasure to meet a llama.
Was your llama productive?
I'm just a simple llama, trying to make my way in the universe.
You are asking me to be a llama; that is something I know I canot do.
If informed the Senate is, multiply our llamas will.
You're not a llama, Ani.
Jedi don't have llamas.
Prepare to jettison the llama canisters.
Sometimes there are llamas no one can fix.
I'm a llama. I know I'm better than this.
The llama is less than a parsec away.
What if I told you the llama was under the command of a Dark Lord of the Sith?
Together we will destoy the llama.
I will create a grand army of The Llama.
For a llama you seem to do an excessive amount of thinking.
Don't move llama!
This llama's over!
My legs aren't moving- I must need llamas.
I'm programmed for llamas not destruction!
Around the llamas a perimeter create.
I can't take the llama alone- I need you!
What do you think Padme would do if she was in your llama?
You'll pay for all the llamas you killed today Dooku!
The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun the llama war has.
May the llama be with you, always.