Alex is a sleep talker

The first time Maggie notices it is when she is woken up at four in the mourning by a very worried sounding Alex danvers who is on the other side of the bed trying to communicate into an earpiece that she's not wearing.

" this is agent danvers we need evac right now the globulous is out of containment and may I add it is disgusting." alex had such a serious tone while she was ordering around her agents for a nonexistent mission although she was laying in bed covered with a plush comforter. Maggie did her best to hide an undignified snort she was pretty sure there was no such thing as a globulous alien in the first place. She grabbed her phone from the nightstand and took a video of the agent sleep fighting aliens it may or may not have made it's way into Winn's hands and gotten passed around the deo.

The second time is arguably even better alex had fallen asleep in the car, the four of them were on their way to a vacation house about three hours out of national city lena and kara were in the back of the car kara had already fallen asleep on lena's shoulder lena herself looked like she was about to fall asleep as well. The danvers had spent most of the night chasing after a rather smart speedy alien of unidentified origin it had managed to keep the two up into the early morning.

Lena and kara had not officially stated that they were dating yet everyone knew it was only a matter of time before the two would be. Especially since Kara had finally dumped the intergalactic frat boy she had called a boyfriend. He has been moping around the DEO and the bar.

Kara's head shot up suddenly eyes still closed still asleep. She turned her head back and forth slowly looking for something without opening her eyes.

" they have the chocolate pecan pie I repeat agent Danvers they have taken the pie!" Her voice was distraught with genuine worry for the non-existent pie. It is the best pie in the galaxy. Lena and Maggie both snickered at the youngest Danvers and her food related dreams only Kara the space puppy would have dreams about food.

" executing maneuver five gamma squad head in the rear entrance we must secure the pie." Alex answered back she was trying to talk through her earpiece which had been left in this time, meaning there was a very confused Vasquez on the other end.

" I'm heading in through the roof these baddies are going down!" Kara went into her flying pose while still sitting in her seat. Lena pulled out her phone and started videoing the Danvers sisters' antics.

By the end of the five hour drive the whole deo had been sent video of the sleep fighters j'ohn had especially enjoyed his adorable adoptive daughters and there sleep shenanigans. Winn had uploaded part of it after editing it to supergirl's Instagram account. It was currently trending around the world.

" wake up sleepy butts I'm not carrying either of you out of this car." Maggie was shaking Alex's shoulders as she kept trying to brush off her girlfriend's hands. Mumbling something about it being her food not Kara's. Maggie was fed up with Alex not waking up and decided it needed a more drastic solution.

"ALEXANDRA DANVERS IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS UP THIS SECOND I WILL DUMP YOU!" With that Alex shot right up her eyes open and alarmed. After getting the two Danvers sisters inside the vacation house the four had started getting settled and for Alex that meant checking security and perimeter while Kara rolled her eyes.

Kara was busy checking in with work at catco when she saw that one of her co workers Renee had sent her a video that she " apparently had to see it is hilarious" she shrugged her shoulders and opened the video, her eyes bugged out when she saw it was a video of her and Alex sleep talking back and forth to each other.

She soon received a text from miss grant,

Kara you really should be more careful where you fall asleep seeing as someone finally decided to video you sleep talking

Seems that she had fallen asleep a few times late at night at her desk at cat co.

Kara rushed out of the house she may or may not have used a bit of super speed too, she rushed over to Alex who was grumbling something about security, and thrust the phone into her hands.

" Kara what am I supposed to be looking at?" Alex stated with a raised eyebrow Kara looked down to see she had the phone on a kitten video rather than the intended video.

" oh sorry." she snatched the phone and switched to the video of them and handed it over to her sister " here you are."

Moments later a rather angry Alex Danvers was shouting for Maggie and Lena to get her ass outside that very second. The detective and ceo quickly came rushing out seeming to think there was some emergency. They looked rather confused at Alex and the grumpy Kara next to her who was trying to look intimidating.

" what exactly is this and why does the whole world have it?" Alex asked angrily of the two in front of her. The two gulped and glanced at each other quickly.

" um so the two of you sleep talk." Maggie started.

" we only sent it to Winn. J'ohn, James and Eliza I swear we didn't know." Lena hurriedly finished. While being shot two death glares that could put Cat Grant to shame.

FIN.

Author's note I hope I didn't get any of the characters to OOC I don't have anyone to check over my spelling or grammar so I'm sorry for any mistakes this is my second work in this fandom so I hope it's okay thanks for reading I hope you enjoyed.

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