Dawn of the dead:reality show
Prouloge
"Hi and welcome to dawn of the dead reality show and I'm your host Santa jr,"said a overweight guy dressed up in santa clothes.
"And I'm his partner Joseph,"said a skinny tall pale man.
"For today the lucky contestents have to survive 10 different waves of zombies while camping in the woods. This is the special halloween episode," said Santa jr.
"Dude it's not friken halloween,"said Joseph
"So...people will belive anything these day."
"Shhh the camera's still rolling you idiot."
"Well then I have something to admit, yes I am gay so you can go shove it up your ass america."
Joseph stood there mouth hanging open, eyes wide open staring at Santa jr. A man in a tuxedo came up to Santa jr.
"I'm fired aren't I,"said Santa jr. The man nodded and took Santa away.
"Okay I guess I'll explain the show then,"said Joseph. "We send these contestents a letter saying they have won a free camping trip all expences paid. When they reach the campground and set up we will release the zombies wave after wave, and if anybody survives they win $1000000. So let's get started."
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The family of four sat at the kitchen table eating supper. When a doorbell rang. Jubilee the youngest girl who was 8 and had long blond hair and blue eyes, (yes she was once a stalkers dream but thats a different story) ran to the door and opened it. A package was laying on there porch. She picked it up and brought it over to the dinner table.
"Look a package, it says to:the wataskawn family,"Jubilee said.
"Thats us,"annouced the oldest named Haydn, he had messy brown hair and a crooked nose. (Also he wasn't the smartest person in the world even though he was 13 and just learned the multiplication tables)
"Open the god damn thing,"yelled there father George who was bald and fat. (He was always angry and had many incedints involving guns, jail, and beer)
"Calm down George. Here let me open it,"said there mother Helena. She had curly orange hair and a moustache. (some say she was once a boy but who really knows) Helena ripped open the package and inside was a letter.
"I think thats for us,"said Haydn. Helena opened it and read what it said.
Dear Wataskawan family,
"Thats us,"screamed Haydn, Helena ignored him and kept reading.
You've been selected to come on a camping trip in the Dead Forest at Dawn. (Ignore the Dawn part)
All expenses will be payed. If you agree be packed and ready by your doorstep in 2 days thankyou.
Sincerally Zombie incorperated.
Everybody went silent but was soon broken when George said "What the hell are we waiting for get packed."