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The car wobbled and stopped with a BANG!

"Goddamn it!" Percy hit the dashboard and slicked back his dark hair. "Wait a second, Annabeth. Ima go check it out."

Annabeth nodded and Percy ducked out of the car. Black smoke puffed from under the hood. "Damn it!" He pulled the open and smoke spewed forth. He coughed and Annabeth gasped.

"Are you okay?!" She yelled from inside.

"I'm fine, babe! Just sit tight. I'll have this fixed in no time." Annabeth nodded and Percy waved the black puffy stuff from his face. He stared up at the hot sun and wiped the sweat from his brow. The engine steamed, and Percy winced when he tried to touch it. Sighing, he pulled his shirt off, showcasing his amazingly KILLER ABS.

Annabeth's jaw dropped when she saw and gulped, trying to control her expression again. She shoved her curly blonde hair out of her stormy gray eyes. Percy gave her a thumbs up. She smiled.

"This will only take a moment, babe!"

"I'm coming out to help you." Annabeth kicked her door open and went out to take a look at the engine. She frowned and tweaked a few things. Percy pressed her up against the car and kissed her. She giggled and pushed him away. A fat man in a tow truck rumbled by and winked at Annabeth. She scowled, and the fat man frowned, jiggling his jowls. Then he drove off. A pig trotted across the road.

"Percyyy!"

"Don't fix it."

"Why not?"

"Because then you won't be able to..." Percy kissed her hard.

Annabeth said. "What?"

"...FUCK ME!"


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