The Guardians were afraid. No, terrified was a better description.
Now what would make them and even Hibari the fierce skylark-chan quake in his suit of awesomeness?
Simple. Giotto the Primo Vongola and his Guardians had come to the present somehow. And Tsuna was currently in a very sadistic mood curtesy of the resulting chaos. What made it worse was that Mr. Awesomeness-in-a-pizza was feeling similar. And those two were smirking as they discussed something.
It was like watching the devil himself and his twin talking about all the ways to torture you. Even Mukuro was scared and he had literally been through hell and played with demons like they were fuzzy little kittens!
Okay, back to the two hot demon twins from planet Mafioso. They had finished their discussion and were sharing positively sadistic looks that would make a certain Spartan proud as they stared down the 1st and 10th Generation Guardians.
"Juu.. Juudaime?/Primo?" Asked two certain Octopuses. Or is it Octopi? Ah hell, whatever.
The fluffpuff of a Tunafish sighed while smirking. "Hmmmm, whatever shall we do, Primo? The destruction our Guardians have caused is sure to cause a ton of paperwork..."
The usually calm (pronounced; hyperactive on strawberry cake) mafia don shook his head. "I don't know, Decimo. But maaaaybe~"
That was it. The Guardians ran. They knew that if the first and tenth Vongola bosses were plotting together, shit would hit the fan harder that an elephant tap-dancing on your spleen. Yes, it would be complete and utter hell. Especially since they had just both finished off an entire strawberry cake with rainbow sprinkles faster than you could say 'FGHSAHALA!'. Oh yes, this was going to be a looong day for the poor, destruction personified, Guardians.
And so began the game of chase. One by one they went down. First was Deamon, screaming about watermelons and pineapples as he was taken away in the maw of a whale with wings. Then went G. Poor guy didn't know what to think when Godzilla decided that he would be the giant lizard's bride. Ryohei and Asari fell into a pit trap filled with gummy worms. Knuckles got tackled by a giant teddy bear, while Hibari was taken away by a giant eagle. Mukuro was surrounded by mystical mushrooms as they read him horrible poetry that made no sense (just like this story). Gokudera and Yamamoto were confronted by a large shark that could levitate and burp bomb bubbles. Finally, Alaude, Lambo, and Lampo got trapped in a tomato crate with some strange Italian guy with a giant curl on one side of his head. All the while, Chrome watched in secret amusement on the back of an overly large Mukurowl.
This taught the Guardians to never incur the wrath of their cake-high bosses. It was like dealing with rabid unicorns that had acquired laser beams.
Zera: What the flying f*ck did I just write? I seriously don't know...
Oh, and uh... Large quantities of strawberry cake is bad, mkay? C: