DUDE ZEXY THE UNICORN'S DONE!
In its place, Filmcow's other popular series…
SHINIGAMIS WITH HATS!
As an obvious replacement for Zexy, today we have Byakuya and Kenpachi performing for us. Byakuya has a propeller hat, and Kenpachi has a jester's cap, to fit his hair.
Byakuya arrives home. Walking into a room, he sees a dead Ichigo.
"KENPACHI! THERE'S A DEAD HUMAN IN OUR HOUSE!"
Kenpachi walks in. "Oh, hey! How did he get here?"
"Kenpaaaaaaaaachi, what did you do?"
"Me? Uh, I didn't do this."
Byakuya folds his arms. "Explain what happened, Kenpachi!"
"I've never seen him before in my life!"
"Why did you kill this person, Kenpachi?"
"I do not kill people. That is my least favorite thing to do."
"Tell me, Kenpachi, exactly what you were doing before I got home."
Kenpachi forms a thought bubble. "Alright, I was upstairs…I was, uh, sitting in my room, reading a book, and uh, well, this guy walked in, so I went up to him, and I, uh, well, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest."
DOT DOT DOT
"KENPAAAAAAAACHI, that kills people!"
"Oh! Well I didn't know that!"
"HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT?"
"Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck."
Byakuya's eyes focus on Ichigo's arms. "What happened to his hands?" Kenpachi, confused, responds, "What?"
"His hands. Why are they missing?"
"Well, I kind of, um, cooked them up. And ate them."
DOT DOT DOT . . . "KENPAAAAAAAAAACHI."
"Well, I was hungry! And you know, when you crave hands…"
"Why on Earth would you do that?"
"I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!"
"Kenpaaaaaaachi!"
"My stomach was making the rumblies."
"Kenpa-"
"That only hands can satisfy."
"What is wrong with you, Kenpachi?"
"Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things."
THIS ONE GOES TO 11. Actually, it's more like 4. But still, more is coming! Llamas with Hats belongs to FilmCow, and Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo, the awesome.