HI GUYS! Soooo homestuckyness… cause that's now a word… ENJOY!
Also anything such as "what's an Asian" is not meant to be offensive but I am sorry if it is. It was rude of me to trigger you and I will tell you exactly wh- off topic now.
"So we need to put one there, there, and there," Xylia said pointing the middle, the front of the far left and the back of the right side of the stage.
"WHY ARE WE DONG THIS? WHY AM I HELPING YOU?" Karkat said putting pots and pans where Xylia pointed to.
"Because… of… something," Xylia said trying to think of a threat.
"OOOOH SOMETHING! IM SO TERRIFIED" said waving his hands sarcastically walking away.
Terezi came in with a scalemate hanged over her shoulder the rope that hanged the dragon was red compared to the other ropes that were tan, I guess you could say.
"SO WH3R3 1S TH1S PL4Y T4K31NG PL4C3," Terezi says as she tries to lean on a door but her being blind she didn't know it was open and ended up falling to the ground instead.
"Asia" Xylia said simply not thinking about the fact that they are from Alternia and not earth.
"WH4TS 4N 4S14"
"Well" Xylia said pulling out a map from- actually I don't where it came from. It just kind of popped into her hand, huh. Sorry off topic again. Xylia said pulling out a map from nowhere "Asia is here," she said as she pointed to the correct continent, "but sadly I'm from Greece."
"WaIt yOu'r E A MoThEr fUcKiNg GoOsE?!"Gamzee asked as his eyes lit up.
"No Greece."
"G33S3?"
"No, no, no, Greece. G-r-e-e-c-e." Xylia said slowly.
"hEY, uH, xYLIA, wHAT IS A gREECE"
"It's country in Europe."
"THE FUCK IS A EUROPE"
Xylia, being 'to cool' does a face finger as she opens her mouth to say something then quickly closes it and waves her other hand in dismissal. "Never mind, I'm done. Goodbye!"
`~later that day~
"So now we need to take those buckets and scatter them around th- Karkat," Xylia said poking his cheek, then she looked at Vriska and Equius. "Guys…"
"W8 WHAT?" Vriska said with her mouth hanging open
"What?"
"I need a towel."
"I don't have any?"
"THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?"
"I don't know?"
"THE FUCK YOU DON'T! WHY ARE YOU DISPLAYING BUCKETS"
"What is wrong with buckets" Xylia said trying not to scream while everyone else just left with a blush showing, well expect for Karkat, he went to sweater town. Right before Karkat walk through the door Eridan came out from behind one of the stage curtains holding up a bucket.
"If you wwanna you can fill a bucket wwith me"
"Fill a bucket? With like water? Why, we don't need to clean anyth-"
Karkat grab Xylia's hand and dragged her out the door
"Fuck" Eridan sighed and went back to "working".
~later… again~
"But I don't see the big deal, they're just buc-
"STOP SAYING THAT WORD!"
"Bucketbucketbucketbucketbucketbucketbucketbucketbucketbucketbucket"
"STOP!"
"Why does it matter?!"
"BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE WHAT HUMANS CALL SEX"
"I don't know how to respond to that. I think I might have just died of a brain fart."
~later that day~
"I Think We Should Just Go For It" Kanaya said trying to break up the argument between Karkat and Xylia
"NO WE SHOULDNT IT TO BAD ITLL JUST MAKE PEOPLE LEAVE" Karkat said facing Xylia
"YES WE SHOULD! LET'S JUST DO FRO THE HALIBIT!"
"NO W- WAIT WHAT" Karkat started to yell but then turn into his regular scratchy voice.
"For the halibut, like you know 'for the hell of it'," Xylia said to everyone, that being Feferi, Eridan, Kanaya and Karkat
"t)(at what T-ERRIBL-E" Feferi said trying not to shout.
"Okay, okay sorry," Xylia said putting up her hands leaving the group.
"SO I TAKE THAT AS WE ARENT DOING IT THEN?" Karkat said as if you had won the argument
"WE ARE DOING IT!"
So this is my little thing of… things. Sorry if I got the typing quirks wrong but I hope you enjoyed.
Have a very merry un-birthday or if it is your birth day, happy birthday!
~Vally