Nintendo Game Show!
by: Mzcheex! 12-21-03
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the following characters unless mentioned otherwise (for example: MzCheex or Mz/Chx, is actually me, so I DO own me!)
Summary: A stupid game show starring several Nintendo characters. Please read & review!
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Episode: #1: Kafei's Shrift
Mz/Chx: Hellllllllllllllllllll-o everybody and welcome to THE CHEEKY SHOW, yeah! The best damn show on cable!
Someone in the Audience: The Cheeky Show, isn't that the name of your talk show?!
Mz/Chx: Uhh, welcome to The Cheeky GAME Show! Happy now, bastard?!
SITA: Uh, yeah, please continue...
Mz/Chx: Now, on this show, our guests try to answer questions and stuff! So it's a mix between "Jeopardy", "Supermarket Sweep" and "Double Dare".
Audience: Ohhhhhhhh!
Mz/Chx: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. And now here are our contestants!
Mz/Chx: Meet Princess "Peach" Toadstool! The ex-prostitute who left Mario (causing his suicide) to live off of Luigi's fame and fortune! Say hello to the audience and the quadrillions of viewers watching this show this very moment!
Audience: Boooooooo!
Peach: Hello...
Audience: Hello bitch!
Mz/Chx: Our next contestant: Meet Yoshi! The oh-so-popular fashion genius! Creator of the hit, mean, green designer line: Just Yoshi!
Yoshi: Yoshiiiiii!!
Audience : Yoshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Mz/Chx: The third contestant: Here's Link! The hot (smacks lips), sexy, irresistably delicious, (and the smartest blonde I've ever known), hero from the Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time and Majora's Mask!
Zelda: Back off Cheex! He's mine!
Mz/Chx: Who is unfortunately engaged to Princess Zelllllda!
Zelda: Yeah, ya betta recognize!
Mz/Chx: And last but not least...Kafei?! What the hell are you doing here?!
Kafei : I got tickets to be a contestant!
Mz/Chx: That's not what it says on my card! Well okay, whatever. You can stay as long as you take off that damn mask!
Kafei: WHAT?! But I wanna keep it on! I wanna! I wanna! Waaaaaah!
Mz/Chx: Are you SURE that you were an adult?
Kafei: Yes, yes I am!
Mz/Chx: Oh that reminds me, how ARE things going with you and Anju?
Kafei: A-A-Anju? Uh, she's fine and I didn't kill her!
Mz/Chx: KAFEI?! Why did you KILL Anju?! I thought you loved her!
Link: You KILLED her?! Do you know how much I worked my ass off to get you two hopeless dumb-asses together?!
Kafei: It's just that...on our honeymoon...
Crowd: Huzzah!
Anju: Oh, I'm so glad that we're finally together my dear!
Kafei: As am I! Thou hast no knowlege of how I've longed for thee...
Anju: What shall'st we do now my beloved?
Kafei: Let us go retire to your lovely inn and have'st hot sex!
Anju: Yesssssss!
Kafei:
Anju: Shall I disrobe?
Kafei: Yes, my dear.
Kafei: Ahhh! They're bigger than I've dreamed!
Anju: Now you, my dear'st!
Kafei:
Anju: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kafei: Shh! Please quiet down my lovely! Thou hast tell'st me what bothers thee so?
Anju: It's, it's, it's, TINY!!!!! Thou hast a groin that resembles a half-roll of vitamin tablets!!! AHHHHHH!!!
Kafei: So, you don't like it?
Anju: No! I refuse'eth to fuck thou with such a small thing....eth!
Kafei: But, our love shouldn't be all about sex, right?
Anju: Sex?! Duh! Of course! Mine love for thee were but made of lust for thee!
Kafei: Thou means that thou hast only loved me for my...my...
Anju: I demand we get a divorce!
Kafei: You wanna divorce me because my dick is small?!
Anju: Yes!
Kafei: You...you...BITCH!!!
Anju: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kafei: And that's what happened!!!!!! WHY?!? Why do you mock me God?!?!
Mz/Chx: Kafei, Kafei It's okay...I'm sure there are some women out there who'll just adore your small penis. We can go for coffee after the show, my treat!
Kafei: Coffee? Alright! Oh, and did I mention that I went to Juvie for a couple of years?
Peach: Juvie, don't you mean jail?
Kafei: These stoooooooooooopid American pigs mistook me for a child! Ha!
Mz/Chx: And now on with the first round--After this short message!
~end episode #1
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So how'd you like it? Never thought Anju and Kafei'd go out likethat huh? Pretty good for my first game-show fanfic! Review and look forward to more!
Coming up in Episode #2: Next time, we may actually start the first round of The Cheeky Game Show. Will Peach and Link blow all the questions as expected because of the "dumb blonde" stereotype? Will there be anymore flashbacks? Am I really gonna...never mind, stay tuned!
~Mzcheex
by: Mzcheex! 12-21-03
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the following characters unless mentioned otherwise (for example: MzCheex or Mz/Chx, is actually me, so I DO own me!)
Summary: A stupid game show starring several Nintendo characters. Please read & review!
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Episode: #1: Kafei's Shrift
Mz/Chx: Hellllllllllllllllllll-o everybody and welcome to THE CHEEKY SHOW, yeah! The best damn show on cable!
Someone in the Audience: The Cheeky Show, isn't that the name of your talk show?!
Mz/Chx: Uhh, welcome to The Cheeky GAME Show! Happy now, bastard?!
SITA: Uh, yeah, please continue...
Mz/Chx: Now, on this show, our guests try to answer questions and stuff! So it's a mix between "Jeopardy", "Supermarket Sweep" and "Double Dare".
Audience: Ohhhhhhhh!
Mz/Chx: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. And now here are our contestants!
Mz/Chx: Meet Princess "Peach" Toadstool! The ex-prostitute who left Mario (causing his suicide) to live off of Luigi's fame and fortune! Say hello to the audience and the quadrillions of viewers watching this show this very moment!
Audience: Boooooooo!
Peach: Hello...
Audience: Hello bitch!
Mz/Chx: Our next contestant: Meet Yoshi! The oh-so-popular fashion genius! Creator of the hit, mean, green designer line: Just Yoshi!
Yoshi: Yoshiiiiii!!
Audience : Yoshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Mz/Chx: The third contestant: Here's Link! The hot (smacks lips), sexy, irresistably delicious, (and the smartest blonde I've ever known), hero from the Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time and Majora's Mask!
Zelda: Back off Cheex! He's mine!
Mz/Chx: Who is unfortunately engaged to Princess Zelllllda!
Zelda: Yeah, ya betta recognize!
Mz/Chx: And last but not least...Kafei?! What the hell are you doing here?!
Kafei : I got tickets to be a contestant!
Mz/Chx: That's not what it says on my card! Well okay, whatever. You can stay as long as you take off that damn mask!
Kafei: WHAT?! But I wanna keep it on! I wanna! I wanna! Waaaaaah!
Mz/Chx: Are you SURE that you were an adult?
Kafei: Yes, yes I am!
Mz/Chx: Oh that reminds me, how ARE things going with you and Anju?
Kafei: A-A-Anju? Uh, she's fine and I didn't kill her!
Mz/Chx: KAFEI?! Why did you KILL Anju?! I thought you loved her!
Link: You KILLED her?! Do you know how much I worked my ass off to get you two hopeless dumb-asses together?!
Kafei: It's just that...on our honeymoon...
Crowd: Huzzah!
Anju: Oh, I'm so glad that we're finally together my dear!
Kafei: As am I! Thou hast no knowlege of how I've longed for thee...
Anju: What shall'st we do now my beloved?
Kafei: Let us go retire to your lovely inn and have'st hot sex!
Anju: Yesssssss!
Kafei:
Anju: Shall I disrobe?
Kafei: Yes, my dear.
Kafei: Ahhh! They're bigger than I've dreamed!
Anju: Now you, my dear'st!
Kafei:
Anju: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kafei: Shh! Please quiet down my lovely! Thou hast tell'st me what bothers thee so?
Anju: It's, it's, it's, TINY!!!!! Thou hast a groin that resembles a half-roll of vitamin tablets!!! AHHHHHH!!!
Kafei: So, you don't like it?
Anju: No! I refuse'eth to fuck thou with such a small thing....eth!
Kafei: But, our love shouldn't be all about sex, right?
Anju: Sex?! Duh! Of course! Mine love for thee were but made of lust for thee!
Kafei: Thou means that thou hast only loved me for my...my...
Anju: I demand we get a divorce!
Kafei: You wanna divorce me because my dick is small?!
Anju: Yes!
Kafei: You...you...BITCH!!!
Anju: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kafei: And that's what happened!!!!!! WHY?!? Why do you mock me God?!?!
Mz/Chx: Kafei, Kafei It's okay...I'm sure there are some women out there who'll just adore your small penis. We can go for coffee after the show, my treat!
Kafei: Coffee? Alright! Oh, and did I mention that I went to Juvie for a couple of years?
Peach: Juvie, don't you mean jail?
Kafei: These stoooooooooooopid American pigs mistook me for a child! Ha!
Mz/Chx: And now on with the first round--After this short message!
~end episode #1
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So how'd you like it? Never thought Anju and Kafei'd go out likethat huh? Pretty good for my first game-show fanfic! Review and look forward to more!
Coming up in Episode #2: Next time, we may actually start the first round of The Cheeky Game Show. Will Peach and Link blow all the questions as expected because of the "dumb blonde" stereotype? Will there be anymore flashbacks? Am I really gonna...never mind, stay tuned!
~Mzcheex