"To the left! The LEFT! Oh for fuck's sake..." Karkat Vantas ran his short fingernails through his hair in frustration, his matesprit looking at him in confusion.
"But Karkat, I'm GOING left!" Nepeta answered, tilting her head.
"Not your left, MY left!"
"Can't we share a left?"
"No, Nep, I want the decorative plant cylinder on the left of the fucking book closet," Karkat explained, exasperated. Nepeta Leijon sank into a crouch and growled playfully, swiping at the air with her gloved fingers.
"It's my decorative cylinder-I want it by the recupercoon," she teased, stalking closer to her matesprit. The pair had decided to move into Karkat's hive together, and Karkat was almost regretting asking the Jane human to resurrect all his friends; Nepeta was making this very difficult.
"We agreed to put your paintings by the recupercoon, and if we add the fucking cylinder, it'll be too fucking fancy!" Nepeta giggled and continued to crawl closer as Karkat backed up, looking at her in mild alarm.
"N-nepeta, don't you dare pounce on me!"
"AC prepares to win the battle using her cunning and femeowmine wiles to convince Karkitten..."
"Nepeta, d-!"
Nepeta landed nearly on his chest, pressing short little kisses all over his face. Karkat squirmed and spluttered, trying to break free of her abnormally strong hold. Nepeta continued kissing his face and softly pecking his lips until Karkat sighed and went limp, muttering "fuck, you win," against her lips.
Nepeta squealed with delight and placed the cylinder besides the recupercoon, filling it with a plant called Cattails.
"Not those ugly fucking things!"
Nepeta turned back around with another devious grin on her face.