The Ninja Dress Sphere

Chapter 1-Welcome To Konoha

Disclaimer: I DID NOT create the worlds of Naruto or Final Fantasy!

A/N: I just LOVE these crossovers! I AM planning a few YuRiPa/Naruto pairings, but I won't tell them ;)! Don't worry; it's all going to be strait! The story is in 3rd PERSON!

"Oh yeah! Another mission accomplished!" said Yuna, of the Gullwings. "That was the worst! Those frayed ruins did not do my feet any mercy." Cried Rikku. "Oh stop complaining…"said Payne. The Gullwings were a group of sphere hunters, the trio known as Yuna Rikku and Payne (YuRiPa or YRP for short) had just gotten back from Mt. Gagazet. It was now evening and the trio arrived with perfect timing… "Though we would've gotten here earlier if someone didn't have to do some shopping." Payne said, giving Rikku an accusatory look. "Hey, you got a few things yourself!" Rikku retorted. Payne just rolled her eyes. It was rather late, and the mission was not easy, plus Rikku (being a big shopper) had a billion things to carry in, and boy was that going to take time.

After unloading Rikku's things the trio went up to the cabin for some sleep, though before they lied down Big Brother came in with Shinra. "While you were gone, we located another sphere, but this sphere is on a space station." Shinra said "So while you where out, the rest of the crew installed some things into the airship so it could go out of the atmosphere." "Wow! Outer space! How cool!" Rikku gushed. "Good night Lady Yuna!" Big Brother shouted as him and Shinra left the cabin.

Payne lay down to get a much needed rest. She closed her eyes, but a few moments later she was disturbed by a stifled giggle, and another one, and another one, and another one, and…. "What are you giggling about?" Payne said, incredibly annoyed. Rikku was still awake, sitting upright in her bed; with her lamp on, reading the new book she bought that day. "I just can't put down this book! Ohmigosh! Isn't the main character sooo hot!" Rikku said, shoving the book in Payne's face so she could see the cover. "Yeah whatever, just…just quiet it down okay?" she said, sleepily. Her head immediately dropped back to her pillow.

After a few more minutes of silence, Rikku first let out another stifled giggle, then another (slightly louder), then a huge hearty laugh. "HA!" she cried. How the hell does Yuna sleep through this? Payne thought to herself, looking at a sound asleep Yuna. She decided to ignore, it after a few moments another big "HAH!" came from Rikku. Then she felt a rough shaking. "Hey Payne. Payne!" Rikku said "What?" Payne said. "Look! These two guys, KISSED! See, they kissed, and THEY'RE BOTH GUYS! Don't you think they would make a hot yaoi couple though?" she then shoved the book once again into Payne's face, there was a picture of two boys kissing.

"That's…real nice…"Payne yawned. Why did I get her that book? I just HAD TO didn't I… She recalled the scene of the crime…

"Books? Why do you want to go to a book store? Books are so…boring." Rikku said,

Complaining about Payne's choice to go to a book store. She raced to the fiction section.

After choosing a few books Payne and Yuna went to check on Rikku. She immediately

shoved a book in Payne's face. "This book looks so cool, but I'm out of dough, would you spot me?" Rikku begged. "Hey, it's not my fault you used all of your mo-"Payne started. "Puh-lease! Please, please, please, please, please!" "Fine!" Payne agreed.

Oh yeah, that's why, she wouldn't shut up…Heh, well it is the perfect book for her, full of pictures… Payne thought, smiling a hidden smile. "Just go to sleep!" she said. "Oh come ON! This book is a real page turner! Come on PLEASE!" Rikku begged. "Read my lips, go…to…sleep." Payne said, now very annoyed. She gave Rikku one of her "famous" icy cold looks. "Oh fine…" she finally pouted. "Aahh, finally sleep." Payne thought aloud.

Unfortunately, that wasn't exactly it… The lights went off, and a few sounds of shuffling were heard. Finally, some re- Payne thought, though it was interrupted by another light, illuminating the darkness. She hesitantly opened her eyes to see Rikku reading her book, this time she was under her covers with a flashlight. Oh…my…god…I am going to murder her…she thought. "Go to SLEEP!" Payne said furtively. "…Oh, fine! Your no fun" Rikku said (she sensed the tone of annoyance in Payne's voice). She turned off the flash light and put it down with her book, and then, she finally lay down to go to sleep.

Not like that lasted very long though. After that there was a light tremor, and then another, and another, each one harder than the last, then a really big one shook the cabin. After that a huge light illuminated the cabin. "WHAT IS SLEEP A SIN HERE OR SOMETHING!" Payne shouted, infuriated. "Shush! Unlike you, some people are trying to get some sleep here." Rikku told her. Payne reluctantly opened her eyes to see the light was coming from outside, she didn't notice that they were in space. It was quite nice, but she couldn't really appreciate it since she was concentrating on how to murder Rikku.

Soon after Big Brother came storming in. "Lady Yuna! We've got a problem!" he yelled. Another tremor erupted throughout the ship, waking Rikku up. "Wh-what is it?" she said sleepily. "Get Lady Yuna up! Hurry!" Big Brother just shouted. "Yuna wake up!" Payne said loudly, shaking Yuna. "Wake up!" she continued. "Here let me do it." Rikku said. "Hey look, it's Tidus!" Rikku shouted. "What? Where?" Yuna said, abruptly waking up. "C'mon!" Big Brother motioned for them to get into the elevator.

"What's happening?"Yuna asked. Another tremor went on. "As you know, the next sphere we had located was on the space station." Shinra started "Well, on our way through the atmosphere, a few of our rockets gave out…" "Can't you just use the backup rockets?" Yuna asked, starting to panic more. "Well… The backup rockets were made for an airship." Shinra explained. "WHAT!" Rikku shrieked. "It gets better…"Shinra continued "We're heading straight for a wormhole! The gravity is sucking us in! But there is good news…" "OH MY GOD! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Rikku screamed"Oh you guys are the best ever, and if I die I want you to know… Yunie, you are the best friend a gal should have, and Payne, I have to confess…sometimes I use your tam-""WHAT!" Payne shouted angrily "This isn't helping! Okay, let's see, our rockets are down, we're getting sucked into a wormhole and are all about to die…now tell me Shinra…WHAT THE HELL IS THE GOOD NEWS!" she said, flailing her arms in the air." Well, we aren't going to necessarily die. The wormhole will simply transport us to another wormhole…" Shinra said. "Oh and where will that be?" Yuna asked. "Well… I don't really know…"he responded.

Rikku resumed her screaming, as Shinra was just lamenting, Big Brother was weeping in Yuna's arms. Help me… I'm stuck in a hell hole of a ship, in the middle of space, and I'm about to, not DIE oh, but get TRANSPORTED to who knows where! Payne was thinking. Then, an even brighter light, an unbelievable quake throughout the ship, and then black…..

Meanwhile…

"Heads up!" shouted Sakura Haruno, giving the first kick in a soccer game. Pretty much any ninja, who was a ninja, was at the Konoha beach, on this perfect, sunny, and hot July day. A few ninjas decided to play soccer (4 on 4). It was boys vs. girls; the first team had Sakura Haruno, Temari of the Sand, TenTen, and Ino Yamanaka. The guy's team had Rock Lee, Neji Hyuuga, Iruka Umino, and Naruto Uzamaki. Sakura gave the ball a good kick and it ended up high in the air. Ino went in for a head, until Neji shoved her out of the way. He dribbled down the field and passed to Lee, who literally sped down the field (he didn't have his weights on so you could only imagine how fast he went). As Lee shot for the goal TenTen just barely managed to intercept it, she ran a little ways through the field and passed to Temari, she passed to Ino, who immediately shot for the goal and….it got in! "Oh yeah!" Ino shouted, as the other girls congratulated her "HEY SASUKE-KUN! DID YOU SEE THAT!" she shouted to the dark haired boy known as Sasuke. He glanced in Ino's direction, he was in the ocean surfing, unfortunately he then crashed. Not because of the distraction of Ino, but because of a tremor, quite hard, he wasn't the only one who noticed. Everyone seemed to look around wondering what it was; even the people on the soccer field ceased all activity. After an awkward silence, the ninjas looked at each other, shrugged, and resumed all activity. How little did they know…?

Back with the Gullwings…

"Uhhnn, what happened?" asked Rikku, rubbing her head. After the blackout, the ship plummeted into a forest clearing. "Whoa, I'm…alive?" Yuna said, half relieved, half confused. Payne immediately sat up. The trio stepped out of the ship, quite shakily, and looked at the ship. It was really frayed, the paint was scratched up, and the damage was incredible. The rest of the Gullwings were already standing outside of the ship. "Lady Yuna! You are okay!" Big Brother shouted with joy. "Um, where are we?" Rikku asked. "I don't know, but wherever we are, there's actually a sphere somewhere around here!" Shinra said, pointing to a portable sphere radar. Yuna smiled "Well, you know what that means! YRP, we've got a mission!" She said. "Lady Yuna! I will go with-" Big Brother started after the trio as they walked towards the town, too late though!

When the girls finally got to the entrance, they started getting nervous. "Well…It's show time girls…" Rikku said, putting on a nervous smile. They wouldn't usually be so nervous, but seeing to the fact that this was…well somewhere that is most likely not even in their own galaxy, they were nervous. The trio slowly walked in. After only walking a few minutes, heads were already turning. "They're staring…"Yuna whispered. "Just act as if it's because we're so gorgeous!" Rikku whispered back, tossing a loose lock of her golden hair. "There's something weird about all of these people…"Payne said "I can't put my finger on it…" "Oh I know! They're all wearing the same shoes!" Rikku said eagerly. "Not the shoes, the forehead protectors." Payne pointed out. Rikku and Yuna stopped in their tracks and looked around. They did indeed have the same forehead protectors on as well. "What is it?" Yuna asked. "What?" Rikku asked. "The symbol on the protectors…it looks like a swirl…with a…beak?" Yuna said. "I'll take a closer look!" Rikku volunteered, and she walked ahead, in the direction of a boy in a bathing suit. After seeing what she was going to do, Yuna tried to stop her "Rikku no!"…TOO LATE!

"Hmm…."Rikku said. She had walked right up to the boy and started looking at the forehead protector intently. The boy didn't say a thing, all he did was blush (and who could blame him, a gorgeous, scantily clad, tan, green-eyed, blonde had just strutted up to him and was staring at him). Payne slapped her forehead "You've got to be kidding me…"she started. Rikku walked back to them and shrugged. "Though, it does look familiar, as a matter of fact, this whole place looks familiar…Not like I've been here, but like I've just seen it…" she said. The girls made their way a little further up the path as Rikku was pondering about how she somehow knew this place, then, up ahead was a beach. Rikku looked ahead and saw a certain blonde haired, blue eyed boy. She gasped.

"That's IT!" she said "This is the same place as my book!" she took a book out of nowhere, it had the same blonde haired, blue eyed boy, Naruto was written in orange letters on the cover. "B-b-but…There's now way…but, he's right there! Oh my god! Please! Pinch me, I must be unconscious from that crash!" Rikku insisted. Payne forcefully slapped Rikku across the face. "What was THAT for! I said PINCH not SLAP!" Rikku told her. Payne slapped her again "That was in case you were dead, and the second one was for last night, thanks for reminding me." She said, smirking. "I can't believe that's him!" Rikku beamed, then she did one of the most stupid things ever. She shouted to Naruto "NARUTO! I LOVE YOU!" "Oh…my…god!" Yuna said, then she, without thought, pulled the two other girls into a nearby shack before Naruto could even see them.

Back with the ninjas…

"NARUTO! I LOVE YOU!" said a girly voice in the distance, but when Naruto looked in the direction it came from, no one was there. "Whoa, is my mind playing games with me?" he asked himself. "No, I heard it too…"said Neji "Weird, that sounded like a chick's voice!" "You sound like you've never heard a chick's voice before! What about us?" Ino said "Then again, I'm not that surprised…" "Please, you're a girl, not a chick!" Neji said. "Excuse ME!" Ino fumed. The two started an argument. Did that voice say…I love you? …No way! No one would ever love me…Naruto thought to himself.

Back with our girls…

The girls stumbled into the shop that Yuna pulled them all into. They looked around to see in was an engraving (type thingy…) shop. On one wall were personalized pillows and cushions, on the other wall was a huge wall full of engraved weapons, all kinds, with initials engraved in them. "Wow!" Rikku said dreamily, looking at a pair of elbow blades, with beautiful initials engraved in them. Then suddenly a women came through a door behind the counter, she was thick, but muscular. "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know anyone was here!" she said. Rikku quickly rushed over to the glass counter, full of personalized jewelry. The woman was carrying a box of forehead protectors, just like the ones the people outside were wearing. Rikku switched her attention to the protectors. "These are the new set of protectors, for the graduation! Your outsiders, right?" the woman said. Rikku gave a nervous smile "Is it really that obvious?" she asked pathetically. "Well your clothes aren't everyday clothes, but you don't have a protector on, so I assume your not from here!" the woman said. Rikku gave Yuna a concerned look.

We need to blend in…Yuna thought Looks like I'll have to do this the dirty way…she though. She lipped out the words 'Distract her.' To Rikku and Payne, they nodded. "Uh, right…So about these elbow blades..."Rikku said, walking over to the elbow blades she was looking at before. The woman followed, this was her chance! She stepped behind the counter and quietly opened the door behind it, just enough so she could squeeze through. She looked through the small window on the door to see Rikku, who was starting to lose the woman's interest. Rikku looked past the woman to see Yuna in the window urging her to keep it up. Rikku nodded. As Yuna turned on her heel she heard a big crash and smiled.

Okay, protectors, protectors, protectors, umm… No, not those, those are the medal plates but they have to have the cloth…AHA! Yuna was thinking as she walked through the crowded back closet. She saw a desk with a sewing machine, fabric, silver, metal, and then she weaved through a mess of engraving equipment. She finally got her paws on three protectors. She hastily weaved out of the mess, just in time, the woman was almost finished. She carefully slipped out of the door, under the counter and put her back (where she was hiding the protectors) to the closest wall. The woman smiled at Yuna "Your friend there sure is clumsy!" she said. With a sigh of relief, the girls quickly headed out.

"That was so close, Yunie!" Rikku said happily, holding a protector in her hand "…Wait a minute…Why didn't you have me get them! I am the thief you know!" Yuna gave Rikku a look that said 'I don't think so.' This silenced Rikku. "Can we go to the beach? Please oh please oh please!" Rikku begged. "Fine, let's grab our bathing suits…"Yuna said. "Shouldn't we get some clothes so we would blend in more, we stand out enough as it is…"Payne suggested. The trio walked by a ninja boutique, they saw the window display, and exchanged 'let's not and say we…didn't.' glances. Realizing they hadn't put their protectors on, the girls pulled them out and Rikku said "…Umm, how do we put these things on again?" "Umm…"Yuna wondered. Payne shrugged. The trio looked at another…well, trio! "Oh…" the said in unison. Yuna used hers as a belt to hold her… half-skirt thingy….Rikku replaced her blue bandana with her protector, and Payne put hers around her neck. "You've got it on wrong…" they said to each other in unison. "Oh…never mind…" Yuna said.

The girls grabbed their bathing suits and headed towards Konoha Beach. You know what Rikku's is like but I'm telling you what Yuna's and Payne's look like (it's different from the game). Yuna had a white top, tube top style, with halter spaghetti straps, it also had a cute moogle print (the bottom was a normal white bikini bottom). Payne's top was place, it was also halter, but thicker ( about 1 inch thick) and instead of tying, her halter had a clasp, there was a crimson rose on the left side too (the bottom was also normal, but black). "Oh my god! I'm so anxious!" Rikku shouted.

The girls found themselves a spot on the beach, where they weren't really noticed…until they took their cover ups off…

End of chap!

A/N: Sorry it was so long, the only reason I ended it there was because if I put the rest of the INTENDED chapter 1, it'd be WAY TOO LONG! So, I hope you enjoyed