Co-written by FullmetalVampire123
Chapter 1: The Box
Twilight Edition
"HEY JASPER! C'mere!"
Emmett was thinking of something totally stupid. He wanted Jasper and him to buy one of those gigantic blow-up slides, attach it to the side of the house, fill it with strawberry Jello, and charge people to slide down it on various boards. Well, they got all of the supplies and started setting it up when Esme came back from a week long hunting trip with Carlisle on their 200th and some (no one kept track of the actual dates anymore) anniversary. Well when she saw Emmett and Jasper filling a giant blue and yellow slide with freshly made Jello, she freaked out. She wasn't the only one freaking out, though. Emmett and Jasper thought that they weren't supposed to be home for another five hours.
So they were caught red-handed.
"HOLY MOTHER OF ALICE ON PIXIE STIX! WHY ARE YOU HERE!"
Esme had to think of some cruel punishment. Then, all of a sudden, she said, "I want you two to clean the whole basement by yourselves. And I want it done by tomorrow night."
And that was how they ended up with THE BOX.
As they were cleaning the basement, they came across this huge box that was the size of a regular master bedroom.
"Man, I wonder what this was for. It's like a house box. You could fit around nineteen homeless people in here!" Emmett said. Jasper rolled his eyes and said, "Emmett, I'm seriously starting to wonder about your mental health. Are you sane? I mean, this box is for us and only us. We should put a sign on it that says: The Crazy Cullen Boys Only or as you would know them Emmett and Jasper. How does that sound?"