It was a Saturday afternoon and Kurt was dressed in his grease stained coveralls in the tire shop. He had offered to lend his dad a hand in the shop because he was short on staff and Kurt didn't have anything better to do.
"Hey buddy, what'd you want for lunch?" Burt asked.
He was going to go and get them some lunch seen as though they had been working all day without a break. Often Burt would leave Kurt to look after the shop now he was older.
"Subways good dad," Kurt answered, his head still in the hood of the SUV he was working on.
"Ok I'll get you your usual and I'll be back soon." He replied half way already out of the shop.
Kurt continued working on the car, it had been about fifteen minutes since his dad left when a customer came in. Kurt was used to dealing with customers a lot so it wasn't his first time, only he didn't really want to deal with this one.
"Hello and welcome to Hummel Tires and..." Kurt started but his voice died out as he saw who walked in.
"Lube." Sebastian finished.
"What?!" Kurt cried, he could feel his face go red.
Was all that was on Sebastian's mind always about sex? Did he always walk in to random places and just shout things like that out?
"You didn't finish your sentence." Sebastian smirked, he knew what he had done when he saw Kurt's face go red.
Kurt suddenly realized what he meant.
"Why are you here, Sebastian?" Kurt asked frustrated.
"I came here for the same reason everyone else comes to an auto shop. I'm having car issues." He replied still smirking.
"And you just had to come to this one." Kurt's sighed, exasperated.
"I honestly didn't even pick up on the Hummel part, shows how much I think of you." He laughed.
"Why couldn't you have just gone to an auto shop in Westerville?" Kurt asked.
"I've tried them all and they aren't that great, so I decided to try some out of town smaller ones."
"I have to admit I never pictured you as a grease monkey, it takes some of that femininity away. Not a lot though, I mean it is you don't forget." He smirked still.
"Do you want me to fix your car because if you do I highly suggest you shut up!" Kurt replied annoyed.
"Ok princess calm down, being a grease monkey sure doesn't make you any less of a diva." Sebastian laughed this time.
"Ok go find yourself another auto shop." Kurt said and resumed changing the battery of the SUV.
"Oh come on princess, please." Sebastian fake pouted.
"Only if you stop calling me princess," Kurt bargained.
"Well don't act like one then!"
"I don't!" Kurt said stomping his foot in frustration.
"You are now," Sebastian was laughing. "Whatever. Let's just go look," Kurt sighed giving up.
As Sebastian led them to his car Kurt's eyes widened.
"Of course you own a Lamborghini." Kurt said, still eyeing the car.
You could tell Sebastian looked after it. It was clean and well maintained, the black paint of the car shining in the sun.
"So what's wrong with it?" Kurt asked.
"I don't know that's why I bought it here." Sebastian said, with an are you serious look on his face.
"Yes but what about it made you bring it here?" Kurt asked sighing.
"It's been using up more gasoline than usual."
"Well have you been driving out more than what you usually would?" Kurt asked with his eyebrows raised.
"No Kurt, I might not know a lot about cars but I'm not that stupid."
"Well it might take a few days to fix then."
"What?! Why?" Sebastian asked annoyed.
"Well one, like you said we're a small shop and my dad's short staffed as it is. Two, you don't know exactly what's wrong with it so it's gonna take some time to work it out." Kurt explained.
"Well how am I supposed to get back to Dalton?" Sebastian asked.
"Get the bus or call a cab." Kurt answered in a duh tone.
Sebastian raised his eyebrows.
"Do I look like someone who takes public transportation to you?" He asked in a you can't be serious tone.
"Not my problem!" Kurt laughed.
"Wow, nice car!" Burt cried as he pulled up and got out of his car with the sandwiches.
"Thanks!" Sebastian replied putting on the friendliest smile Kurt had ever seen from him.
"Burt Hummel" Burt extended his hand.
"Sebastian Smythe" Sebastian stated meeting Burt's hand with his.
"Wait the Sebastian you don't shut up about Kurt?" Burt asked looking at Kurt.
"Dad!" Kurt cried.
Sebastian burst out laughing the hardest Kurt had ever seen from the warbler.
"I knew you had a secret crush on me," Sebastian cried.
"Not like that Sebastian, my father could have worded that better!" Kurt said, his cheeks slightly flushed.
"Oh yea he just complains about you all the time." Burt laughed with Sebastian.
"But that does sometimes mean they have a secret crush." Burt continued in a joking tone.
This made Sebastian laugh even harder.
"Dad!" Kurt cried, he was now scarlet.
"Well we will take a look at your car after lunch and Kurt can give you a ride home seen as though you two get along so well." Burt said once him and Sebastian calmed down.
"Oh I couldn't ask Kurt to drive me back to Westerville." Sebastian said.
"No I insist." Burt said walking back into the auto shop.
"Well if you insist." Sebastian replied giving his meerkat smirk so only Kurt could see it.
Kurt mouthed the words 'I hate you' making Sebastian's smirk grow.
After they offered Sebastian a coffee and had their lunch break, Burt and Kurt set to work to figure out what was wrong with the car.
"It's going to take a little longer than expected, there could be multiple things wrong because we can't narrow down the cause." Burt explained to Sebastian.
"We'll keep you updated on the status of your car and you're more than welcome to drop by anytime!" Burt smiled.
"Sounds good!" Sebastian smiled back, shaking hands with Burt.
"Let me just go change and I'll take you back to Dalton." Kurt sighed.
Once Kurt had changed into his usual clothes they headed out to Kurt's black Cadillac Escalade.
"Nice car, well not as nice as mine but you know." Sebastian smirked.
"Do you want a ride home?" Kurt asked, looking annoyed.
"Your dad's really nice." Sebastian said, getting into the car ignoring Kurt.
With a sigh Kurt got into the drivers seat. "Yeah he is." Kurt smiled thinking of his dad.
As much as he loved his dad he was pretty mad that he was making him drive 45 minutes just to take Sebastian of all people home.
"I think he likes me." Sebastian smirked at Kurt knowing it would annoy him.
"Clearly you're nothing like him, in that case."
He added giving off his signature smirk.
"Unfortunately I think you're right about him liking you and in that case you're definitely right about that making us different." Kurt sighed.
"What did you say about me to him? I know it's not nice things but they can't be that bad because he still likes me." Sebastian asked.
"Just that you're cocky and annoying, which you are."
"Nothing about me trying to get into Blaine's pants or that I'm a proud cock slut?" Sebastian asked.
Kurt turned his face for a split second to look at Sebastian.
"Don't you think if I'd have told him that stuff he would have been a lot less friendly?" Kurt asked rhetorically with his eyebrows raised.
"By the way, I am sorry about yours and Blaine's break up." Sebastian said.
"Yea well I don't believe you." Kurt spit back.
This was the last thing he wanted to talk about with Sebastian.
"Well I am."
"Whatever."
The rest of the drive was spent in silence.