The Trap

I DON'T OWN NARUTO! DO NOT!

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Smash! My hand came out from under the covers and broke my alarm clock. Thankfully shutting it up.

I was not a morning person. I don't care if my brother is dying, I won't wake up.

And now to the really annoying topic of brothers! I live with two of them and,well, it sucks! They're names are Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha. Besides being the only girl on the family(besides my mom), I have to deal with being the youngest(Even though Sasuke is my twin he still clams he's older even if it's only by three minutes)AND being the sister to the two hottest guys in Konoha!

Yes, my life is so screwed up.

I struggled to get out of bed and into the shower. When I got out I put on my black jeans that were slightly baggy, my striped black and white beanie with my raven shoulder length hair hanging half out, my black and purple skater shoes(A/N: forgot the name of the shoes), and my white jacket that said ' Come any closer and feel the wrath or an Uchiha.' I grabbed my messenger bag and headed down stairs.

I saw Itachi reading the news paper and drinking coffee like he was an adult. Yeah, right. And Sasuke was eating a piece of toast. I grabbed the toast out of his hands and what else did the Uchiha do but to give me one of his famous glares.

"When will you learn that your glares don't have an effect on me?" I said taking a bite out of his toast.

"Hn." Was all he said. Now that I think of it, thats all he ever says! That drives me insane.

"Hey, it's time to go to school, come on." Itachi said and with that we all left to go to hell, I mean school!

After Itachi dropped us of we walked through the gates of Konoha high and as usual everyone was minding their own business.

"Hey, Yukai, why don't you go and get me some breakfast since you ate mine." Sasuke said in his usual ice cold tone though with his famous smirk plastered on his lips. That annoyed the hell out of me.

"You got legs, you get it."

I heard him murmur something like 'Bitch' and that sent me going haywire. I held up my fist to punch him clear across the face but instead a more evil plan came to mind. I cleared my throat.

"OMG! SASUKE UCHIHA ! NO WAY! YOU ARE SOOOO HOT!!" I yelled knowing what exactly what would happen. He gave me a shocked look and also knew what would happen. All of his fan girls turned around started to run up to him tackling him and stripping him of his clothes.

"KAWAII! SASUKE-KUN YOU ARE SO GREAT!"
"BE MINE, SASUKE!"

"I LOVE YOU!"

Being attacked by his fan club made him go insane and God in heaven I pray that he gets what he deserves for calling me a Bitch!

I laughed and saw one of my friends walking up to me.

"Hey Sakura, what's up?"

"Not much." Said the pink haired emerald eyed fifteen year old. She noticed Sasuke and pointed a finger. "What did you do?"

"Well..." I started not really wanting to tell.

"Never mind I don't want to hear it." She said stopping me before I continued. She was a very nice and kind girl but sometimes she could and would scare the hell out of you. We've been best friends since we were in fifth grade. You could say we were practically sisters. And was I grateful for that.

We noticed a girl with two chinese buns approach us.

"Hey Tenten, how are you?" Asked Sakura in a sweet tone. You had to love her and if you didn't me and Tenten would normally beat the shit out of you.

"Fine...What happened to your brother, Yukai?" She asked pointing a finger at Sasuke who was still getting mobbed by his fan girls.

"Don't ask." Me and Sakura said in union.

"I'm (pant) gonna kill (pant) you, Yukai!" Said a rather ticked off Sasuke with cuts all over his clothes and lipstick all over his face.

"RUN!!" I yelled as we all ran to our classes scared of the killer Uchiha running after us.

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We made it to our class and since we had non other than Kakashi Sensei even if we were late it wouldn't matter. We walked to the far back of the class and walked to our two friends we noticed.

(They have those Japanese style desks. There in rows instead of separated desks.) We saw a hyperactive blond, and a pearl-eyed boy talking. Well, the blond was doing most of the talking and the pearl-eyed prodigy just sat there with his eyes closed acting like he was listening.

"So, I had to bring even more ramen because of the long trip to-HEY GUYS!" Said the hyperactive blond.

"Naruto, shut up!" Yelled Tenten walking up to sit at her desk. I laughed.

"Don't be mean to Ramen Boy." I said knuckle bashing with Naruto. He gave me a goofy grin and said, "See! Some people are actually nice to me." The pear-eyed boy just rolled his eyes.

"Why do you even bother being nice to him?" He said.

"Because, he always end up buying me a cookie every time I save his sorry ass from embarrassment! Even though he normally has no shame." I said grinning.

"Hyuuga, get off of my damn desk!" Snapped an all to familiar voice. We all turned around to find Sasuke who still looked like a mess. Me and Naruto started laughing our asses off.

"Jeez, what happened to you teme?" Naruto said in between laugh attacks.

He gave off a really annoyed glare and said, "Why don't you ask Yukai!?" He plopped right down in his chair that Neji had reluctantly gotten out of.

Naruto turned his head to me and I gave off an innocent cute face.

"What did I do Onii-Chan?"

He looked unbelievably pissed and I smirked. It was so fun making this guy mad.

"You are so wrong." He said. I giggled.

The teacher walked in with his unusual white spiky hair and mask covering his left eye.(I think)

"Sorry class, I was on the road to-"

"Lier!!" Me and Naruto said in union. He didn't bother arguing.

"Well since we don't have much time left just talk to amongst yourselves." He said taking his perverted orange book out of his back pocket.

"Sometimes I wonder...Why do we even bother to show up for class?" I asked sitting down on the desk in between Tenten and Sakura. They both shrugged.

"So, how was the mob attack Sasuke?" Sakura asked with a smirk on her face. I couldn't help but laugh as did everyone else. Except for Neji of course.

"Hn."

"I think you got something on your forehead. And your cheek. And your neck." I said pointing at the lipstick all over his face. We were all having such a great time busting this guys chops.

The bell rang and we all headed to our next period. Thankfully enough we all had the same class. Even though I had it with my brother.

"Okay we all have new seats. So find it and sit in it." Said Anko sensei. She also scared the hell out of me.

"YAY! I get to sit next to Tenten!" I squealed as me and Tenten sat down.

"Oh no, Sakura has to set next to The Human Ice Cube." Tenten said noticing that Sasuke and Sakura were sitting in the same table. Sakura gave us a face that said 'Help me before I die!'

While Sakura gave us a look for help I noticed that Sasuke was looking at her in a way that really scared the hell out of me.

"Tenten." I said not taking the eyes off of my brother.

"What?" She asked with a confused look on her face.

All I could do was point and hope that she also saw what I saw.

My brother, The Human Ice Cube, was checking Sakura out!

"I. Can't. Believe. It." I barely breathed the word out.

"Oh. My. God." Tenten was also lost with words.

"Hey guys! What are you staring at?" Naruto asked looking at what we were looking at.

"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL SAS-MMPHHMPH!" We covered his mouth and ordered him to shut up.

"Shut up Ramen Boy! This is weird as it is and if they catch you then we'll all die!" I hissed acting as if talking loud was going to distract them. After calming down after a few seconds we both let go of his mouth.

"You have to keep your mouth shut about this until we say so got it!" Tenten said saying it slowly as to get it through his thick head. He nodded and with that he went back to his seat which was a table behind us.

"What are you going to do Yukai?" Tenten asked seeing Sakura texting on her phone. Sasuke was still checking her out. God, you don't even know what was driving me through my head.

"Well, I could always use this against him, but that wouldn't be the right thing to do. We already know that Sakura likes Sasuke but she doesn't know that he likes her."
"So you got a plan?"

Before I could answer the teacher started to talk, "Class, just so you know this week is the week that we go on an...um...Special field trip. I just want you to tell your parents that we will be going on a week field trip to the beach! So pack your bathing suits, 200 dollars, and one week worth of clothes! You will hear you roommates tomorrow."

I grinned. A field trip huh? I looked at Sasuke and Sakura. Oh, this was gonna be fun...Very fun.

Liked it? Hated it? And if you haven't noticed Yukai is me. I consider myself awesome so I had to make my character like me. This is my first story and it will be a chappie story. Please review and I'll give you a cookie!