Merry Christmas everyone!!!
It was the night before Christmas and all through the base
All the creatures were scurrying…all over the place
All the personal were working with slight bit of fear
And the hope that Col Mayborne would soon leave here.
My hand in my pocket, General's hand on his red phone
When Mayborne walked in we both let out a moan
When suddenly the Stargate awoke with a bang
The unauthorized wormhole alarm rang and rang
The general fumed that they'd opened the Iris
But sergeant explained the computer had a virus
The event horizon exploded with a flash of blue
Casting a luster of midday on our whole motley crew
But what would my wondering eyes see?
But Anise with her Tok'ra pack of three
The moody Anise with her short blonde hair
Look up at us with an unhidden glare
So down to the gate room we quickly came
Anise bowed and promptly introduced them by name
"This is Das'ar, now Dan'cer, now Pranc'r" said the vixen
I asked her "Where's Comet and Cupid and Blitzen?"
She stared at me with loathing supreme
Before turning her attention to the rest of SG1 team
"We are here with quite a strange mission,
On the world of the Tok'ra we have a tradition"
Of all the earth holidays that they had come across
There was only one they did not want to toss
They celebrated Christmas every year
And the council decided to share their cheer?
Daniel looked up with his eyes all starry
And asked "You brought a gift for the Tauri?"
Anise nodded confirming his guess was true
"That is exactly what we plan to do"
For Sam they brought a reactor blue print
For Daniel an artifact with a green tint
For Teal'c they brought a Kel'no'rem candle thing
For the general they brought more codes for us to ring
Finally Anise turned to me slow
She held out my gift without a smile for show
She handed me something I will never forget
She handed me the keys to a death glider jet
Then she leapt up on the ramp with a clang
And opened the wormhole up again
She walked on through without even a word
Then followed first Tok'ra, then second…then third.
There was only one thing left to say…that's right
"Merry Christmas to all…and to all a goodnight"