Hogwarts Winter Games III: Snowboarding
Halfpipe - Write about a crack pairing of your choice.
When I was a boy I never would have thought my life was going to end up like this.
More to the contrary; when I first joined the Dark Lord I never thought it was going to be like this.
However this is what it is and I might as well make the best of it.
Lucius Malfoy, 1998
"Lucius!" Voldemort's shrill voice could be heard all over the Manor. Knowing not to keep the man waiting Lucius went to him as fast as his legs could carry him.
"Yes, my lord?" Lucius asked as soon as he got into the room.
Voldemort looked at him with a menacing glare. "I have decided to promote you."
"My Lord?" Lucius asked with a confused expression. How was he going to promote him when he didn't even have a wand anymore?
"I have decided that you will be the one to take care of my most... Needed desires." Voldemort said with a snake like grin gesturing towards the bump in his pants making Lucius' eyes go wide.
"Bella..." Was all he could muster himself to say as he stared at his masters obviously erect penis.
"Bellatrix is my most faithful Death Eater," Voldemort said calmly. "Therefore she is always in the field... Are you declining my proposition, Lucius?"
"No, My Lord," Lucius said quickly knowing very well what it meant to decline the Dark Lord.
"Very well," Voldemort said with a grin. "On your knees then."
"Was that the first time you ever had a cock in your mouth, Lucius?"
"Yes my Lord," he answered nervously not liking the way he was being looked at.
"I could tell," Voldemort said thrillingly. "Cruico."
Lucius flapped on the floor like a fish out of water, every nerve in his body was screaming in pain as the curse filled his body. You cannot scream, Lucius he told himself shakily, that will only make it worse.
No matter what he told himself he couldn't help but let out the tiniest of screams after a minute or so. It just hurt so much.
Lucius heard Voldemort chuckle to himself as he intensified the curse so Lucius was now flapping a good foot off the ground with every impulse going through his body. Lucius screams could now be heard freely throughout the Manor. Once the curse stopped Lucius crashed to the floor with tears in his eyes.
"You better be ready by the time I need you again, Lucius." Voldemort threatened as he left the room.
What am I supposed to do? He thought to himself as he laid on the cold Manor floor. I'm not just going around giving out free blow jobs.
Wait a minute! Thought Lucius after a few seconds. I can charm my walking stick into having the sensory of a penis!
When Lucius had got his strength back he scurried off to the library to figure out how he would go about inventing such a charm. An hour and much research later, Lucius had cast the spell on his walking stick and was sucking delightfully on the end of it. This is way better than the Dark Lord he thought. It tastes wonderful!
After a lot of practice, Lucius had his walking stick coming every three minutes; pleased with himself he found the Dark Lord and bowed.
"I'm ready, My Lord."