A/N Hey you guys~! Remember when I said that I'd make random oneshots.
Well yea, here's the story for it :D
The updates will be scattered and all over the place since I'll be working on 'Friends' mor than this. But yea, every time an idea pops up in my head, I'll write something about some OCs from 'Friends' and most likely some chracter from South Park. Some of them will be songfic oneshots, so look out for those too! The genres are different. There's romance, humor, friendship (of course) and more! So, without further ado, here is the first chapter of 'Random Oneshots'! :D
Disclaimer: I do not own any OCs ('caept Ocs I have created), South Park characters, or songs/lyrics of the songs used for this random fic.
Chapter One: Krisa's Mysterious Savior
Staring: Krisa Sladen and Mysterion
Pairing: KrisaxKenny
Genre: Friendship and a bit of romance.
Song Selection: I'm With You- Avril Lavigne
I'm standing on a bridge
I'm waiting in the dark
I thought that you'd be here by now
Krisa was scared. Really scared. Her mother was supposed to pick her up, but she had never come. "Mom... where are you?" the ten year old asked quietly, looking at her surroundings. She was on a dark street, so the girl only saw dark shadows around her. She sat on the ledge of the bridge and sighed deeply, clutching onto her stuffed T-Rex.
There's nothing but the rain
No footsteps on the ground
I'm listening but there's no sound
Suddenly, a sound of thunder rang through Krisa's ears. In a split second, the rain began to fall down quickly. Krisa looked up, sw lightning, and squeaked in fright. 'Holy shit, what is it hits me...?' she thought to herself, clutching on the stuffed T-Rex harder. She shut her eyes.
All she wants is to go home. Then she'd be safe with her Mom, her twin brother Canaan and her Yorkie named Oscar. She'd be having a blast eating a bag of Daoritos while sitting on her couch.
But that's not happening. Because she is lost. And she hears nothing at all: no footsteps, no calls, nothing. The sound of thunder and rain hitting the sidewalk was all that she heard.
Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home
"Mom!" Krisa exclaimed, opening her eyes. "Canaan! Oscar! Somebody, anybody, plese help me!" Her eyes began to water as she heard not a single reply.
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Krisa didn't understand why this had to happen to her, her out of all people. "Why me? I didn't do anything! Bebe threw cream cheese at me today; how come she can't get what I'm getting? If only her Mom dropped her off at an arcade and never came back for hours..."
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I'm with you
"A superhero..." Krisa muttered to herself. "I need a God damn savior! Someone I don't know at all... Then he or she would save me from this Hell..." Krisa sighed deeply.
I'm looking for a place
I'm searching for a face
Is anybody here I know
Krisa got up from the bridge ledge and slowly began to walk around the unfimiliar neighborhood. She was new to South Park, and she had no idea where the heck she was at. "Is anybody there?" Krisa yelled. "Mr. Garrison? Kyle? Kenny? God damn it, even Cartman! Anybody I tell you!"
Krisa heard no reply.
'Cause nothing's going right
And everything's a mess
And no one likes to be alone
Krisa hated the sound. Rain. It was such a horrible sound. How it just freaking landed on the sidewalk again, and again, and again. "I hate this! Nothing is going well! It's my birthaday, I got cottage cheese thrown at my hair by some blonde bitch, it's fucking raining, my phone died at the last minute, and I got lost!" Krisa frowned deeply and stopped walking. She looked up at the sky. "And I'm alone..."
Isn't anyone trying to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home
"I wanna go home, I wanna go home, I WANNA GO HOME!" Krisa growled loudly, rubbing her eyes. She was already getting tired. "It's probably all late. I'm gonna wind up falling asleep... If only I was at my house..."
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
"Fuck, it's fucking cold." Krisa shivered and clutched onto both her T-Rex and her coat. "Seriously, me out of all people? Life is a bitch to me sometimes..."
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I'm with you
Suddenly, Krisa heard footsteps small. They suddenly began to get louder at a quick pace. "W-who's there?" Krisa stuttered. "I'm not scared!" 'More like afraid... damn I'm a fucking pussy...'
"Come with me." The voice was deep and a bit rusty, a voice that Krisa never heard before.
"W-who..." Krisa started. "Wait, why should I go with you? You're probably a rapist or something!"
"I am not a rapist." the voice said. The boy stepped out from the shadows. "I am Mysterion."
'Mysterion...' Krisa thought to herself. 'I heard that name before... ' Krisa gasped. 'He's apart of Coona nd Friends! The town's group of heroes!' Krisa paiused. "Wait.. aren't you supposed to be fighting crime? I'm just lost; that's not really a crime!"
"...I count it as a crime." Mysterion replied quickly. Krisa blinked. "Now take my hand."
"O-ok..." Krisa replied, gripping his arms. "W-whoa!" She suddenly felt herself running at a quick pace. It was kind of hard to keep up with him. "S-slow down Mysterion!"
He didn't listen.
Oh why is everything so confusing
Maybe I'm just out of my mind
Yeah-he-yaa, Yeah-he-yah, Yeah-he-yah, Yeah-he-yah, Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
'This can't be happening...' Krisa thought to herself. 'I must be delusional or somethin'...' Krisa pinched herself. 'Nope, I'm awake. This is kind of epic! I'm being saved by some hero... Some cute hero at that...' Krisa giggled quietly as they crossed a blank street. 'Hah! Now I'm like, 14 times epic than most kids, 'cause I got fucking saved. EPIC!'
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I'm with you
Take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I'm with you
Take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I'm with you
I'm with you
The day had just gotten way better for Krisa. She's safe and sound on her doorstep because of some awesome, hot hero who came out of nowhere. Krisa turned to knock on her door and. "Thank you Mysterio-" Krisa stopped talking.
He was gone.
"Huh..." Krisa said slowly. "He disappeared... Oh well, I guess." As she entered the house she whispered, "Thanks Mysterion..." under her breath.
"Kenny, Kenny!" Krisa exclaimed.
"What is it, super models?" Kenny asked in both shock and pleasure.
Krisa giggled. "No silly!" In a low voice, she said, "I got saved! It was so epic!"
"Is that so?" Kenny grew a mysterious twinkle in his eyes as he smiled. "Go on..."
I'm with you...
A/N And I am done! Soooo I'm going to bed. I'm tired as HELL!
-W.C.P