Kung Fu panda: Modern day
Rated M
A/N
Hey everyone I'm back with another KFP story few I have had to think hard about this one few nearly blew a brain cell thank you everyone who has supported me and I hope you will continue.
"Oh look who's back what didn't like your new friends?!" Tigress sneered at me clearly pissed
"What?!"
"Don't you "What" us you were enjoying being with Katt and the Star Fox team weren't you?! Viper yelled equally pissed off
"No I...!"
"And what about me Dues give me a chance to be in a kung fu panda story bu not star fox your an Asshole!" Night Growled
Ladies! I was just working with them on a small story I will leave all the main stories for you guys! I quickly Lied
"AWWW DEUS!" They rushed over and gave me a deadly group hug Viper constricting me while Tigress and Night crushed me
"We knew you wouldn't go over to their side" the ladies said sweetly
"Yeah of course I love the KPF universe better anyway!" I continued to lie (I love both equally by the way) and a little bit breathless
"Good" the three said low and menacingly "Because if you don't!" Tigress and Night release their claws and Viper tightens her grip a little "We will hurt you!" Tigress and Night growled while Viper hissed before releasing me and leaving me their ,the guys who had come to welcome me back had been watching and listening hearing every word coming over staring at me like I was a dead man walking.
I was scared out of my mind simply saying "I'M FUCKED!"They nodded their heads saying "YOUR FUCKED!"
Enjoy the story
I don't own Kung Fu panda
Chapter 1-The Tigers Business and The FNG
Jade Palace, the largest martial arts Book production business in the world, The place to go for all the Kung fu action books you'll ever need to see in the world, the tallest building in the city of Peace filled with thousands of employees working night and day to give you the best that can be expected in the art of ancient combat run by none other than Tigress Stripes and as usual she was in a real shitty mood!
"Where is my damn cappuccino?! Did you write this?! Oh you did well then I think you should get "Total Twat" tattooed on your forehead no no even better your brain this is fucking shit! Hey asshole my eyes are up here don't look at my breasts again or you will lose your career and the useless Pen between your legs!" Tigress Growled, shouted and screamed at various employees
Tigress was the most beautiful and sexy feline in the entire building everything about her screamed Smoking Hot her two front receptionist were Perfect in every way imaginable well supported and bouncy ad hell and her ass certainly wasn't meant to be left out either curved just right and looked very firm she usually wore a red short sleeved shirt with a black skirt that went just above her kneecaps and black high heels that met with her perfect black and orange striped fur made her even more attractive
Her temper however warned Hellfire and damnation on whoever touches the girls or her ass one guy tried that and lets say he may never touch a woman again after what Tigress had done to him.
Tigress went to her office where her best friend and second in command was Viper Bloom
"Hey Viper any calls?" Tigress said calmly
"Well there was this girl I think her name was Vanessa? She said "I QUIT!" and hung up just a few minutes ago in fact" Viper said calmly trying not to laugh since she was a snake she merely wore a badge that was the logo of the company.
"Oh great looks like we need a new assistant then Dammit!" Tigress groaned in annoyance
"Well now that you mention it straight after that there was a man on the phone calling about if there were any jobs going here...!" Viper said excitedly before being cut off
"No! I will not have a fucking man assisting me!" Tigress growled low hating the idea of a man doing her work.
"To late he's here for the interview ,he is in the lobby right now so tough!" Viper hissed
Tigress was pissed but could not bring herself to hurt Viper or fire her "Fine but he better be worth it Viper! Tigress mumbled out
Great his name is Po Ping and he has an impressive resume if I do say so myself" Viper moved over to the phone grabbing it with her tail coiling around it and pressing the reception button after a few beeps "Hello reception desk" a male voice answered
"Hi can you send in Po Ping now please" Viper asked sweetly
"Ok I'll send him through"
"Thank you" Viper hung up and the male bird hung up on his end
"Miss Stripes and Miss Blooms will see you now"
"Oh uh thank youuu?" Po said trying to remember the birds name
"Crane, Crane Straw" he said politely he was wearing a blue shirt with a yellow straw hat
"Right, sorry thank you Crane" Po made his way to Tigresses office
"You won't be thanking me after you have met her" Crane said shaking his head
"What was that?"
"Nothing"
Po looked at Crane confused before shrugging his shoulders and continued to Tigresses office.
When he reached the door he gave three stern knocks repeating in his head
"Come on Panda, no fear, show no fear your going to bring the thunder!"
The door opened quickly by itself Po screamed like a little girl "Ghost!"
Viper laughed so hard at this saying in between "No haha silly haha down haha here!" Po looked down at the snake then around the office everyone was giving him a WTF look,he blushed before going into a cool posture saying
"Ha ha I knew all along, theirs no such thing as ghosts I was just playing" Po said with a nervous chuckle they all just gave him a sure you were look.
Po cleared his throat "Miss Blooms I presume"
"Yes, great to meet you we need a NICE joker around here" Viper said in a voice that obviously pointed out someone she knew but was also a tease.
"Hehe yeah so are you doing my interview Miss Blooms?"
"Oh no Miss Stripes is, well Tigress and please call me Viper!"
"Oh OK well wish me luck!" Po said proudly walking into the room
"Good luck! Your going to need it" Viper said the last part under her breath before closing the door
Po stepped into the office he looked around noticing various make believe objects from swords to The ancient urn of the Terakotta army he was awed and wanted to scream going absolutely fan boy on everything as it was all from his favourite book but he held it in noticing a chair in the middle of the room, he moved over to it and sat down waiting in silence.
"Hmm so he has discipline even seeing all of the objects from the Book of the dragon warrior which he says here is his favourite hmm he maybe worthy!" Tigress thought is silence looking from a dark corner at her latest victim or assistant which one would he be was up to how he presents himself. She looked him over taking every detail in about him from his face to his big muscular arms to his muscular toned chest which she could just make out "He's quite muscular for a Panda I always thought they were fat and lazy but this one keeps in good shape, very good shape in fact" Tigress purred a little before shaking her head "Stay focused he could be like all the other men out that sex crazed make sure that he does not get the job lets try the good old test!" Tigress thought sternly.
Pos ears twitched as he picked up on the small but audible purr coming from the corner he kept his composure simply saying "Miss Stripes I know you are in the corner, please will you come out? I wish to begin.
Tigress stiffened "How? Dammit stupid purr god dammit! Tigress thought before walking from the shadows saying "Interesting how did you know?"
"I picked up on your small purr must have been thinking a good thought at the time I guess also your scent is really hard to detect but the perfume you wearing isn't Dior's Tiger lily. Po stated honestly and clearly. (I don't own Dior)
"Wow impressive, your nose and ears must pick extremely sensitive to pick up my location."
"Yes for my ears, no for my nose I have just smelt the same product on a few women that's all."
"Oh so are these women special to you?" Tigress queried seeing if he was a ladies man
"Yes they are after all they are just my friends and my step sisters" Po said innocently
"Oh well thats good" Tigress was shocked he spoke the truth she could sense it "Maybe he won't be so bad but lets put it to the test." Tigress thought
"Thank you now can we begin the interview please?" Po asked politely
"Of course" Tigress began to sauntered passed the panda sexily but she could not feel his eyes on her ass "OK lets try this then" Tigress pretended she dropped something " Oops my pencil" she bent over to pick it up making sure she was in front of the panda while she did this so he would either look at her ass like most men did or look away which was unlikely.
Po nearly lost his composure but turned away pretending to look at other things while she searched for her pencil "Oh boy what have I got myself into? Wait this is a test a challenge to see if I'm a pervert dad told me about this female bosses often try this test so that they know who they can count on not to waste time ogling female employees or to try and make them fail an interview . OK Miss Stripes I accept this test,hit me with your best and I'll still come out on top!" Po thought
"Hmmm he's still not staring most men break at the first attempt finally a challenge" Tigress smiled cheekily
"Got it so Mr Ping what makes you think that you can be my peeersonal assistant?" Tigress purred out seductively while taking her seat behind her desk for now
Po didn't phase one bit saying "I have organizational skills, I am calm and cool during most situations, I communicate with others well and I have a friendly nature around co-workers and possibly clients."
Tigress could not believe it he completely ignored her voice and merely answered the question "What am I not his type? Wooo where did that come from stay focused Tigress your just doing a test!" She scolded herself mentally
Po thoughts
"Score 1 to the male, the female 0 ha this should be easy if a sexy voice is all she can throw at me!" Po mentally cheered
Desire Po:She is beautiful though isn't she, one hot number, her morning greeters aren't bad and her ass is perfect maybe we could hit that anoth...
Gentleman Po: whoa whoa hold on there this is your future boss don't mess this up for us!
Back in reality Po shook his head a little to clear his thoughts
"Are you all right?" Tigress asked
"Yeah just got a headache that's all" Po said simply
"Oh really" Tigress said smiling seductively "Here let me check" Tigress got up from behind her desk and walked seductively towards Po swaying her hips from side to side "If this doesn't work nothing will." Tigress thought
Po kept his eyes locked on Tigresses face making sure not to look down at her body repeating mentally "Don't look down and Fall into her trap"
Tigress admired this pandas restraint any man would have looked down at her hips or breasts but he did not he merely met her eye to eye when she got a meer inch away from him she bent down and put her lips close to his in an tempting fashion but remained that way simply making eye contact and nothing more. Jaded green meeting Fiery orange for the first time. (in this story anyway)
Tigresses thoughts
"Wow his eyes are amazing like a jewel, I want to fall deep into them!"
Desire Ti: "Then kiss him it won't hurt, make him your personal assistant as well and you can have a lot of fun..."
Lady Ti: "No he is just like every other man you'll see he will kiss you , you just wait!"
Pos thoughts
"My god her eyes are gorgeous they look so full of life and light just like the sun,I want to bask in there glow"
Desire: Well heres your shot Hot shot, kiss her make her feel wanted...
Gentleman Po: NO PO, REMEMBER THIS IS A TEST FOCUS!
In reality
"Miss stripes please can you go behind your desk?, I am feeling a little uncomfortable a boss should not be doing this with an interviewee." Po said calmly hiding his true desire
Tigress backed off slowly completely shocked she was sure he would kiss her but he didn't she faked a smile and said "Congratulations you've got the job" Holding out her paw
Po got up and shook her hand "Thank you Miss Stripes I look forward to working with you"
Tigress moved her paw in the direction of the door "Excellent you start tomorrow be here at 6:30 sharp good day Mr Ping."
He went to the door, opened it saying "OK Miss Stripes see you tomorrow at 6:30" and he left.
Po thoughts
"I don't know whether I am entering heaven or hell by taking this job, I bet she is going to try and get me to lose my confidence and give up well she can try I am not leaving! I have worked hard for this!"
Tigresses thoughts
"Gotta find a way of giving him the sack, their has to be a way, tomorrow I am going to work him so hard he will be begging me to fire luck Mr Ping tomorrow you are entering my domain of personal hell!"
A/N
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"You do realize you are going to have to tell the girls about your new starfox story your thinking off making right?" Po said out loud
"Shhhh Keep it down you idiot! Do you want them to hear!?
"Sorry but are you going to tell them?"
"Hell No! That's a death sentence!
I hate keeping secrets especially from Tigress! Po whined
I'll give you a cookie if you don't tell!
I am sworn to secrecy!
Dues12 signing off