Hello, everybody! This is my first Gintama fanfic since...idk, 2010. I recently started writting fanfics again because I just love tripping myself over the ships. Anyway, hope you like this one. The uploads will be slow because I'm in college, bear with me, please. ;A;

Rated M for language and sexual themes because I'm a pervert.

Gintama and it's amazing characters belong to Hideaki Sorachi-sensei. I obviously don't own anything.

Kagura fiddled her pen in between her fingers, twirling and tapping it on the desk in her bedroom. She sighed and looked at the floor beside her desk, two boxes piled on top of each other, they were Sougo's, her future husband. She sighed. Never in her life had she ever imagined she would be married with her nemesis since childhood.

She laid back in the comfy chair he had bought her about a year ago for Valentine's day. Her lips curved in a smile. He had always given her the weirdest presents but also the most useful. She turned her eyes towards the picture frames that decorated the top part of the desk: one of her family, one of her Yorozuya family, one of Sadaharu and one of a collage made by Sougo a couple years before.

Then she looked down to what she had written: lovey dovey lines of bullshit that didn't tell her "love story" with Sougo. She frowned, ripped the page off from the notebook and tossed it to the side. She laid back again and sighed loudly

"Concentrate, Kagura. Why am I even bothering with this? The wedding is in…two days. Wait, what the fuck?" She looked at the calendar pinned in the wall, one blank square before a bright pink circle adorned the date. "Holy mother of shit. I'm fucked" she cursed, slapping her forehead softly.

She took her phone and dialed a number. She tapped her fingers against the paper block, waiting for Otae to pick up the call. The Yato lost her patience and just as her finger brushed the decline symbol the woman's voice was heard.

"Kagura-chan! I'm sorry, I was drying my hands." the woman said, panting softly.

"Did I bother you?" Kagura asked, crossing one of her legs over the other.

"Not at all. It's okay. Is there something bothering you? You sound weird" Otae asked back.

"Well…"

"It's the wedding isn't it? Are you nervous?" Otae asked excitedly.

"Kind of but the problem here is that I'm writing my stupid vows and they don't sound like I want them to.-aru" the Yato spoke so quickly that she was panting by the end of the sentence.

"oh, the vows are giving you trouble? Those fuckers suck, you never say what you mean, darling" Otae laughed softly.

"But I want them to say something about us-aru. You know that we're not the sweetest couple, we hated each other remember?"

"I know. Why don't you trip yourself and remember everything? Starting on how you met Sougo." Otae suggested.

"That's… actually a great idea. Thank you, Otae-san!" Kagura smiled and sat straight in her chair.

"A pleasure, dear. See you tomorrow for the sleep over!"

"Alright, say Hi to Gori-san for me-aru" and then Kagura ended the call.

"Let's see. How did I meet the sadist?"Kagura said, leaning back in the chair to remember.

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Love, Kagulovestea94.

PS: English is not my native language, it's Spanish. SO, excuse if my writting style or "rules" sometimes don't apply to the US ones. I write because I love to do so not because I'm writting an essay for college *shivers*. Anyway, check my other fanfics, some of them are weird because my word sucked so...try not to read the ones prior to 2015. Love ya'll.