Toon Academy, the school that I teach at.
Nobody treats me with respect except Sponge and Pat.
No cartoon, anime, bookie or gamie
Looks and says I'm not lamey
Not even that OC Ethel
I'm even disrespected by that Death Note character L
Who I even thought was cool
But now I doubt this school
And not even the Breadwinners like me
All because of that time I twerked like Miley
This is why the moth of January, learning is delay
Everyone fears me on suicidal day
All because of the lost episode
My sadness meter is at overload
I sniff my snot at every meal
Maybe my suicide should be real
I then sat at my room and got a knife
It was time to say goodbye to my life
So if you found this note
Please don't mope
I deserve no tears
Life was a pain in the rear
- Squidward Tentacles