The story starts off between the two games Saints Row 2 and Saints Row the Third,
I can't wait for the released of it, but everyone still wants a story of their favorite game. Anyways the story goes on after "The Boss" defeated Dane Vogel and the Ultor Unlimited Corporation. He now has the power to take control of Stillwater. There's a OC's but people normally calls him "The Boss"...
Just a note (It's a guy, because normally who ever plays the game, plays as a guy, people normally put a girl just to see how it'll be like, so enjoy)
The boss lay asleep in his master suite bedroom;
Gat, Shaundi, and Pierce is the boss's office of the hideout playing blackjack...
"Hit me" said Gat…
Shaundi pass a Ace...
"Hit me" said Pierce…
Shaundi passes a King,
Pierce smiled noticing he got 19.
"Well, you bitches better pay me back all my money I loss, because I ain't losin this hand" said Pierce,"
Hit me" said Shaundi…
"You're the fucking dealer Shaundi, why are you asking us?"…said Gat…
"No, give me a hit of that Cigar yours, I need a smoke …said Shaundi...
Gat passes his Cigar to Shaundi...
Everyone look at their cards seeing if they have a winning hand…
"So is everyone alright with the cards they have…" said Shaundi…
"I'm good," said Gat…
"Ha! I'm stayin with this winnin hand…" said Pierce…
"Alrighty boys, who's the bitch this time…" said Shaundi.
"19, now ainty with my money…" said Pierce…
"Now hold the fuck up… you may have your King and a Nine…but my Queen loves my Ace in her hole…21…" said Gat
Pierce look stupidly surprised at Gat's cards…
"Looks like you're the bitch again…" said Gat as he laugh…
"Not so fast Gat...your Queen may love your Ace, but my King knows I gotta bigger Ace than you…" said Shaundi as she reveals to have a 21 also…
"So…What the fuck does that mean…?" said Pierce…
"It means Gat and I are sharing your profits, and it looks like your gonna have to work for your money on a street corner…after all…you are our bitch…" said Shaundi…
They both laugh while they split the cash…
"Man, fuck this cheatin ass game!" yelled Pierce…
Pierce pull out his pistol and shot rounds into the table…
The boss is awaked when he heard gun shots, he grab his .44 Shepherd off his night stand and went into the room…
"Who the fuck woke me up!"…said the Boss…
Gat pointed to Pierce as Shaundi wave to the Boss…
"Well Boss nice underwear…if I would have know this would be strip poker, I would have grab my lucky thong… " said Shaundi as she laugh…
"How many times do I have to tell you dumbasses…No shootin up the goddamn place…We just had the place built…Your going to replace that table Pierce…" said The Boss…
"They cheated me!...How in the hell am I supposed to buy anything when they got all my money…" complain Pierce…
"That's your fault…You know if you would have play another hand you would lose your fucking money…So don't go bitchin now…" said Gat…
"I'll give you a 20 if you strip that underwear of yours Boss…." Said Shaundi making in fun of the boss…
The boss put away his gun…
The other Saints members ran to the office with their pistols ready…
"Are you alright Boss…we heard a gunshot…" said one of the members…
"Ooooh…Are you guys playing strip poker?...I want in!...said a Asian girl member….
The Boss look at everyone…
"Look, we have a long day tomorrow…Right now all I want to do is get some rest…if anyone has any brains, they know not to disturb me…" said The Boss…
All the saints look at each other…
"In dumbasses terms...I'll rage fucking hell up in here if I'm awake again…Is that clear!…" yelled the Boss…
Everyone nodded….
"Now you three…stop acting like Jackasses!...and you Pierce…stop acting like a bitch!..." yelled the Boss….
"He can't…because he knows he can't win at nothing…" said Gat…
Pierce look at Gat annoyed...
The Boss came back to his room trying to go back to bed…
The Saints went to the bar on the lower floor…Shaundi leap over the counter and look for a drink…
"Past me a 40 Shaundi…" said Gat…
Shaundi past Gat a drink…Pierce came beside Gat…
"You know what would be good…is if he had our own drink…" said Pierce…
"Yea…but we ain't no food company…we kill for a living…" said Gat as he takes a drink…
"Yea, but what if we had our own shit that had our faces on it…like T Shirts…Drinks…Trick out trucks…and even our own TV show…" said Pierce…
"That's not a bad idea…I could use one of those dating shows…" said Shaundi…
"Why the fuck do you need a TV show?…You fuck too many dudes already…" said Pierce…
"Yea…but think about it…I think it'll be fun if we had merchandise and spotlights shows…We can…I don't know…be famous celebrities…" said Shaundi…
A saint member over heard them and came over by them…
"You know what will be really cool, is if we gave autographs to fans who love the saints…We could be fucking legends!"…said the Saint Member…
"Yea…and even the fine bitches won't be able to keep their hands out off me…Just think…Fine ass Bitch number 37 the right of me…and Sexy Bitch number 85 the left of me…I'll be the true Pimp of Stilwaters" said Pierce…
"Yea…as long as if you can win a game of Blackjack bitch…" said Gat…
Pierce look at Gat…
"What the fuck is your problem Gat…I don't see you coming up with any ideas on makin it big…" said Pierce…
"Well for one thing, I don't need know fucking dating show or being a writer to my own picture…All I want to do is to show people who the fuck is Gat and who needs to respect me…because if you don't…."
Gat smashes his 40 on the counter…
"I'll shove my foot up their asses and take them out of this world…" said Gat….
"That's what being famous is all about Gat…Respect…Power…Money…and Bitches…We have respect, we have power, and we have the money…but all what we're doing is hiding who we are…All were doin is takin out rich person by rich person so they won't stand in our way…but it's our time now to show the world who we are!" said Pierce…
One of the Saint Members stand on the Bar counter to address all the other members…
"Yo! Third Street Saints!...How is it that we're not famous!...How is it we don't have our logos on our clothes!..."How is it that we take control but people just walk away from us…Is that all what we want?...Do we just take control and call it a day?...Its time for the Saints to become the main group it's time we have our name on this city…or state…or country…or even the whole world!...
"YEAAAA!" yelled the other Saints…
"Lets show the fucking world who's baddest gang ever…"said a mexican member…
Its time we be the celebrities…Its time that we show how we live it up…Its time we become stars!..." said another member…
Pierce then got on the counter with the Saint member…
"For all thoses who like this say…Third Street Saints!"…yelled Pierce
"THIRD STREET SAINTS!" yelled the Saints…
"For all those who ain't afraid to shine say…The Saints are fucking legends!" yelled Pierce…
"THE SAINTS ARE FUCKING LEGNEDS!"… yelled the Saints…
"For all of those who are want a cap in their asses say…"I do!"….yelled a voice…
"I DO…wait…what?" said one of the Saint members…
The rest of the Saint members look confused and look around to see who said that….
but look at the staircase reveal to be The Boss in a purple diamond robe…holding a tombstone shotgun this time…
The Boss can't get no sleep due to the Saints yelling...but is anyone afraid to tell the boss what they think...
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