Me: I have this on quizilla! It took me forever to change the astrix thingies into dashes, but I got there in the end! Enjoy!
Chapter 1
The Beginning……Of Hell!!
Ichigo: AGH OMG FUCK IT IM LEAVING!!
Naruto: -looks up from the floor- …huh…OMG NO DONT GO!! -grabs Ichigo's leg-
Ichigo: NARUTO LET ME GO YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
Naruto: YOU CALLED YOUR OWN MUM A BITCH!!
-door opens-
Sasuke: Hey guys mind if I drink from your toilet? OMG WTF ARE YOU DOING!!
Ichigo: -kicks Naruto-
Naruto: -falls in the toilet-
Sasuke:…YAY!! NARUTO FLAVOURED TOILET!!
Ichigo: …you guys…are so stupid…ONLY ITACHI FLAVOURED TOILETS ARE GOOD!! -hearts in eyes-
Sasuke-Naruto: -run around the house with toilet water in their mouths-
-BOOM-
Ichigo:…WTF WTF WAS THAT!?
Some Random Guy: CMON IM GONNA KICK YER ASS!! GET YOUR GAME ON!!
Ichigo: Wtf……-goes outside- OMG JAIDEN!! -glomps him-
Jaiden: OMG LEMME GO I GOTTA DUEL CHAZZ!!
Ichigo: OMG CHAZZ!! -glomps him-
Chazz: OMG Get off me! Jaiden must see the light!!
Ichigo: I thought you were over th-
-CRASH-
Ichigo: NARUTOOOOOO!!
Naruto: IT WAS SASUKE!!
Sasuke: IT WAS NARUTO!!
Ichigo: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND STOP DRINKING FROM THE DAMN TOILET!!
Naruto+Sasuke: BUT WE LIKE IT!!
Ichigo: ONLY ITACHI FLAVOURED TOILETS ARE GOOD!!
Some Uchiha: KISAME! IF YOU DON'T GET ME SOME ICE-CREAM I'LL USE THE MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN ON YOU!!
Some Guy: NO GET IT YOURSELF!!
Ichigo: OMG ITACHI!! -glomps him-
Itachi: ……OH CMON!! WASN'T THAT NIGHT ENOUGH FOR YOU??
Naruto-Sasuke: -come outside dripping with toilet water- What night?
Sasuke: OMG BIG BRO!! -spazzes-
Chazz: OMG LIL BRO!! -hugs Sasuke-
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Everyone except Chazz, Itachi and Sasuke: WTF!? –spazzes-
Ichigo: XX
Jaiden: 0.o
Kisame: --
Naruto: 0.0
Ichigo: LIL BRO?!
Jaiden: WTF I THOUGHT YOU ONLY HAD BIG BROS!!
Chazz: -walks behind a boulder- OMG SAKE!! -grabs the boxes of sake and takes them inside Ichigo's house-
Ichigo: STAY OUTTA MY HOUSE!!
Chazz: -picks up the phone and dials a few numbers- Hello? Bastian? Alexis? Cyrus? Hassleburry? Aster? Addicus? Goku? Krillan? Fanta? Ryang? Goodfellow? Yuri? Pain? Kagome? Inuyasha? -says a few more names- There's gonna be a party come here right now!!
Some Random Pervy Voice: A party? Are there going to be lots of cute high school girls?
Another Random Voice: -bonk- Shigure you're the most perverted person I know besides my brother……
And Another Random Voice: YUKIIIIIII!! YOUR BROTHER IS HERE!!
-three guys walk out of the forest-
Purple Haired Guy: Ayame……just what I need…
-a guy with silver hair runs out of the forest and glomps the purple haired guy-
Guy with orange hair: WHO INVITED THE IDIOT PERV?!
Jaiden: Who are you guys?
Guy with a pervy voice: I'm Shigure Sohma, the guy with silver hair is Ayame Sohma, the guy Ayame just glomped is Yuki Sohma and the guy with the temper is Kyo Sohma.
Kyo: WHAT WAS THAT YOU STUPID DOG?!
Shigure: Nothing!! Nothing!!
(Me: yay Fruits Basket characters!! Yuki and Kyo rule!! And if you don't know what Fruits basket is…well…damn you…)
Ichigo: OMG YOU GUYS! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR AGES!
Shigure: ICHIGO!! YOU LIL DEVIL!! HOW'VE YOU BEEN??
Naruto: You know these guys sis?
Ichigo: Yup!
Chazz: How?
Ichigo-Shigure: It's a secret!
-a girl runs out of the forest-
The Girl: You guys!! -pants- wait up!!
Ichigo: Who are you?
Shigure: Oh yes this is Tohru she's living with us now!
Ichigo: 0.0 -pulls Tohru aside and whispers to her- Keep an eye on Shigure. He's a perv and likes to perv on high school girls.
Tohru: I know but it doesn't bother me. Besides if he tries perving I'll hug him and kick him out.
Ichigo: You know about the Zodiac?!
Tohru: Yep! On the first day I started living with them I accidentally found out!
Ichigo: --
The Next Day
-Ichigo walks into the kitchen after waking up and sees rubbish built up higher than her-
Ichigo: WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO IN HERE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP??
-Itachi walks in-
Itachi: OMG WTF HAPPENED IN HERE!?
Ichigo: Itachi?! What are you doing here?!
Itachi: I decided to be gay and I slept with Sasuke.
Ichigo: OMG NOOO!! DIDN'T THAT NIGHT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?!
-Naruto and Sasuke swim out of the rubbish pile-
Naruto+Sasuke: WHAT NIGHT?!
Ichigo: It's a secret! NOW GET YER ASSES INTO GEAR AND CLEAN THIS MESS!!
Naruto: I don't wanna clean it up! -goes outside and rolls in a pile of dog poop-
Sasuke: Neither do I!! -goes and drinks from the toilet again-
Ichigo: XX
Itachi: --
-Chazz walks in the kitchen-
Chazz: PARTY TONIGHT!! YEAH!!
Ichigo: IF SOMEONE DOESN'T CLEAN UP THIS MESS THERE ISN'T GONNA BE A PARTY!!
Chazz: Jaiden! Yuki! Tohru! Kyo! Come clean up this mess!
-Jaiden, Yuki, Tohru and Kyo walk in-
All of Them: OMG!! XX
Ichigo: WHEN DID YOU ALL START LIVING IN MY HOUSE? OMG! –spazzes- …OH WHATEVER!! Start cleaning! It needs to be done by 5pm!
Tohru: -checks the time- It's 4pm what are we gonna do? -spazzes-
Itachi:…She has a point…it's 4pm…I KNOW! -takes out a mobile phone and dials a number- Hello? I need all of Akatsuki here right now…
Jaiden: oookay… Let's go to the carnival while we're waiting!
Everyone except the Sohmas: YEA!!
Shigure: We'll just stay here we hate carnivals right boys?
Yuki: umm right…
Kyo: Yeah whatever…
Ayame: Right! Yukiiiiii! Let's bond today!
Yuki: XX…On second thought…I'll come…
Shigure: EEEHHHHHH??
Ichigo: Yuki doesn't go and I stay here to keep Ayame off his case. Deal?
Shigure: Deal!
Me: Whahaha!! Right after I post this I'm going to change all the astrix thingies to dashes in the next chapter!!
Ichigo: If you were wondering who I am, I'm Naruto's sister, Neko-chan's OC. I'm not ever this retarded either. –scowls and glares at me-
Me: Ehehe…-tries to ignore her-