Shadows aRe Stupid RJ walked into a bar... he said
"ow!"
Nelijah, his BBF (best buds forever, since guys don't have BFFs), laughed his booty off.
"Why'd you do that eh" asked Nelijah. Saying the latest Canadian lingo.
"Very Canadian man, very Canadian indeed."
Nelijah was quite the verbal lingoer cusser, but we won't get into that.
"Off the chizzle. Fo fizzle. My hizzle. Imam say gizzle. Then dizzle. Hey hey tryna say zizzle. But you say sizzle, like sss. So coo lika lemon drizzle. Shizzle." Said RJ.
"THAT IS OUR NEW THEME SONG!" Nelijah said interrupting RJ's thoughts. "I needs me self one of those too, here I go. I'm so poor; I can't cut my hair at a barber, so I cut my hair, in the garberator. Yeah yeah I should most definitely be a rapper. And and I am way more cool than you. I can't sings but I have diamond rings and dolla dolla bill. Im a cook, I work at a fast food joint. I flip them burgers. And I eat them fries. That I fry- "
"Nelijah it's not workin' man, not at all. I guess that's why we have a failed rapping career an- "
"Wait a minute, you mean wrapping presents at the Bay or rapping, rapping like fo shizzow in duh hizzow my brutha?" Interrupted Nelijah, AGAIN!
""I mean rapping, rapping, man, and a failed singin' career, but we still live in Hawlywood and- "RJ tried to continue.
"I wanna big house. So all of our biscuit friends can get outta the skillets already. You know what I mean. Our home skillet biscuit friends- "
"Oye ve. Laugh out loud man you sorta suck- " RJ rubbed his forehead with the palm of his hand.
"Brutha you anito supost to say them abrieveations to say what they mean. You say like lol. Or somethin' not actually say Laugh out loud. Anito, you ain't coo, anito you sorta suck eder" said Nelijah.
"Anito? Who said "Anito" I mean I didn't and who would say that anyway. It's spanish er somthan, right? What does it even mean?" asked RJ.
"I'll pull out my travel dictionary or should i google it? Im in the mood for the google-y action. Or pocket-dictionary-y action yo! I guess the pocket dictionary thing aint very actionary… or very cool. No, wait, did i just hear meself say its UN-cool. Am i being a rebel to my nerdy societies? I thinks i am. Wait let me push back my glasses and snort." Said Nelijah being geeky.
"Is that really what you want to say? Really?" asked JR… whoops i meant RJ.
"NO NOPE DOPEY! Pocket dictionaries are pretty cool, NO THAY CRAZY COOL and BEAUTIFUL!" Nelijah replied looking off into the distance with a weird look on his face.
-haha guys this story is a pretty big joke, me and my friends wrote this one day when we wanted to goof off :P so don't worry I actually do have some writing talent, it just doesn't show in this...AMAZING story! I hope you guys enjoyed it though :) -GenneBee