One Shot
Disclaimer: FAN-fiction
"Boss," said the angel on my right.
"The sun is out bright and early in Japan, as requested, there is a light snowfall in Forks, Washington, requested by Mother Earth. She says that the rain is about a year away from becoming a marsh and that a light snowfall should freeze things up for a while. Now, about the vampires... I have word that they are close to discovering the existence of fairies. Should we let them?" I nod. "Right, as I was saying is their anything else on the immediate topics list?
I finally speak, "Yes, how is France doing?"
"Um, France?" asked the angel looking unsure of himself.
"Yes, yes!" I said, getting a little impatient, this was important!
"Um, well some of the major (AN: Go along with me here!) marathons are about to start up again and..."
"No! No!" I cried getting upset. " The shopping you idiot! The shopping! Are those shoes I wanted on sale!? I don't care about the stupid marathon! People getting all sweaty and wearing those disgusting uniforms! Ugh, where are the female angels, all the guys do is give me this sporty crap!I mean come on, get me the fashion statistics for crying out loud! Oh and a boat is going to come into the Bermuda triangle in five minutes, see to it that once they make it through the barrier they get some nice rooms in the human waiting rooms of heaven."
The angel, looking like he was about to cry, backed out. this was distresing because he was one of mandkinds best office managers. Ever! He bowed and said,
"Yes, the Goddess Alice!"
"Well, at least they can do one thing right, worship. JASPER!!"
You know what I'm not even gonna ask you guys to review, it gets me no where, but if you want to (hint, hint) go check out my other stories! (Besides this isn't one of my better fan fics)