The Road Trip from Heck

by cihojuda

What happens when you put the Saturdays in a minivan and send them on a cross-country road trip? Chaos. Mass chaos, that's what happens. -OC present. Marked as complete, but isn't finished.-

1. Doc Smushes a Fox

THE ROAD TRIP FROM HECK

A COMEDY FIC

by cihojuda

Drew: *unfolds map* OK, let's see. We just passed... where now?

Doc:*swats map* Drew, I can't see the road.

Bex: Dad, I think Fisk is carsick. Slow down!

Doc: This is hard enough without any backseat driving. *swerves* Just tell him to focus on the back of your seat.

Zak: BRAKE!

Doc:*screeches to a stop*

Drew: What is it, honey?

Zak: You almost hit a fox.

Doc: A fox. You made me stop for a fox?*stares out windshield* I don't even see it!

Bex: I do. *points out back* That it?

Zak: Yep.

Fisk: OK. Gonna hurl... *gets out and barfs*

Zak and Bex: Ugh! Nasty!

Drew: You OK, Fiskerton?

Fisk:*thumbs up*

Doc: Can we go now?